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SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ABOUT TRANSFEM/TRANSMASC KRIS!!!! Y'all lost your privileges when you started using it as a means to try and binarize a CANONICALLY TRANSNEUTRAL CHARACTER. FUCK YOU. Binary trans people try not to misgender and binarize a nonbinary character challenge: FAILED.

dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

idontgettechnology

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

libraryogre

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

rq1nzorr

hey girl did you unpack that exorsexism yet? oh no it's nothing it's just that i noticed you use transfem to refer exclusively to trans women who were amab and you really dislike the idea of men doing anything with their femininity but discarding it or becoming women and you also think there has to be a "real" (cis) way to experience a gender under the patriarchy that you can say happens to you to justify your transhood which as a concept simply doesn't exist for nonbinary people who do not have one (cis) "nonbinary experience". but i'm sure that's nothing.

lesphian

everyone was mocking dan for talking too much during the interview but he was chivalrously yapping because phil gets nervous. #thinkbeforeyouspeak #supportivehusband #dontjudge #youneverknowwhatpeoplearegoingthrough #generousattentionseeking

pangur-and-grim

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks

pangur-and-grim

that's insane. we need to change this

mysteriouseggsbenedict

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

dovewithscales

Matilda found out life's not fair and said "But I can make it less unfair. Watch." And honestly that's a powerful lesson. We may not all have off the charts telekinesis and super genius intelligence, but we can all look at injustice and say "No actually I'm gonna make this better."

arachnid-party

Does it irk anybody else about the lack of nonbinary headcanons that don’t use transmasc/transfem. Can we have one nonbinary character that’s just transneutral and that’s it. Can anybody hear me

adhdxxsdiary

axolotlandalite

baked-fish

I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude

hunbunqueen

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

baked-fish

Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?

beneaththegildedmoon

Btw the heat *is* why we see water that's not really there, but mirages aren't exactly hallucinations so much as optical illusions:

It's just the changing density of the air refracting light weirdly, so it looks like there's a reflection of the sky on the ground, which our brains often interpret as a pool of water. It can also happen upwards instead of downwards, especially at sea, when the air is much colder near the surface and a warm front appears above it:

Which, btw, is one possible explanation for ghost ship sightings, so that's fun :)

darkwebdad-deactivated20160207

when people bring up your past

landmineblogging

just-sans-things

my cherios spelled out my exact address this morning but like what the gudge ever i gobbled those honey nut freaks up and licked the bowl too

just-sans-things

someone contact my fucking lawyers

bobdylanyaoi

onethousandfrogs

Funniest justification for gay sex thank you Marlon Brando

estrogenesis-eeveeangelion

fake people pleasers when marlon brando arrives

walkingthec0w

tumblr is only for people who r weird and a bit lonely and had a strange interest when they were 12 that led them here. if none of those apply to you like genuinely what is there for you here