Gender in a Blender

Grey. They/Them. 23. I'm sad and I watch too much tv

[whitepeopletwitter]

[naytchgirl-deactivated20170709]

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

[debthaver-deactivated20170812]

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

[thebeanestbad]

broke: midsommar is a girl power movie

woke: midsommar is a horror movie about a manipulative cult

bespoke: midsommar is a litmus test to tell how easily you could be indoctrinated into a cult and if your first thought after watching it is that it was a girl power movie you’re very susceptible to cult tactics and you should be aware of that

[patronizing-deactivated20250728]

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

[ifuc]

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

[philosopherking1887]

Because millennials are now adults with teaching jobs, and we don’t consider the “stage direction in asterisks” thing to be specific to roleplaying; it’s just a way of inserting body language into online written communication.

[patronizing-deactivated20250728]

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

[ifuc]

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry

[philosopherking1887]

Because millennials are now adults with teaching jobs, and we don’t consider the “stage direction in asterisks” thing to be specific to roleplaying; it’s just a way of inserting body language into online written communication.

[unclefather]

[did-you-know]

Source 

[norahmayberry-deactivated201712]

“When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

[catbountry]

“I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.””

Wow.

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.

[thesocratease-deactivated201510]

This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.

[microcroft]

https://youtu.be/xUb1I571BXo

i really love this program i feel like my heart is going to burst. there are so many great things about this program, these animals were going to be euthanized but they are being taken care of by people who need that kind of relationship for their mental well being. the prison system in america is messed up but this is definitely a step in the right direction. its such an innovative solution to both the issue of the negative social and psychological impact that prisons have and lowering the euthanization rates in animal shelters.

“we’re not just saving four-legged lives, we’re saving two-legged lives.”

[goat-yells-at-everything]

It’s a proven fact that having inmates, even extremely violent criminals, care for a creature that is small and “helpless” has a positive impact on the criminals brain wiring. Where before they may have had little or even no regard for life, even their own, the animals foster a sense of empathy and responsibility. The inmate begins to consider the animals needs with every choice they make.

“I cant get into this fight cuse I’ll be put in solitary and my cat will miss me.”

“If I do some extra work in x area (laundry, kitchen, ect) I can earn credit for the store (many low security prisons have little general stores where they can buy things like cigarettes, chips, ect) and by Miss Molly that sweet catnip mouse.”

“Need to be on good behavior cuse when I get out I can give my cat a better life than this cell.”

And once out of prison, parolees have a reason to find legitimate work to get things their pet needs or get them special treats and toys. Often a parolee that just has to care for themselves will be able to justify either not getting something they themselves need or not working legitimately for those needs. When they do it for a pet, they often feel a real sense of accomplishment and believe their pet is proud of them for working hard.

Not to mention the effect animals have on depression and anxiety. Coming home to a pet that loves unconditionally after a hard day at work really makes it worth it.

[rooksandravens]

This makes me long for a justice system that focuses on therapy, rehabilitation, and community service instead of retribution. I would feel safer knowing that harmful people were working on their problems and not just temporarily locked up somewhere that makes them feel even more fucked up by the time they’re released.

Human beings can’t grow, heal, or change if you stuff them in a torture box for years and then kick them to to curb when they’ve finished their sentence. We all need something worth living for.

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

[bimbinis]

May I add:

[reverend-spines]

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

cats are small so they can run very fast and thus commit more crimes per second than the average human

[oldfilmsflicker]

[closet-keys]

Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen

[tmtm-tcb]

You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything. 

[mysharona1987]

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

If your partner feels threatened when you want alone time: RUN.

[theechrysalisamidst]

welp

[rashemibabe]

thats creepy

[thank-you-for-the-vampire-money]

This applies to you boys too- if your girlfriend won’t let you hang out with your friends, RUN

[snakebitcat]

No matter what gender you or your partner are, if they refuse to let you spend any time with your friends that’s a big sign of danger.

[theangrypomeranian]

GUESS WHAT MY EX BELIEVED 🙃🙃🙃

[sophies-sideshow-deactivated201]

Last time I reblogged this I lost ten followers, someone I liked blocked me, and I got hate mail in my inbox for several days.  Let’s see what happens this time.

[simonalkenmayer]

Abuse begins with insecurity

[colt-kun]

My ex wouldn’t even accept a ride from my friend who offered to drive us home in the pouring Orlando rain and instead forced us to walk 12 minutes in the rain, soaking my only pair of work shoes and giving me a cold. FUCKING RED FLAGS

[official-lucifers-child]

Me: doot doot doot doot *reblogs this* doot doot doot *reblogs this again* doot-

[imdeadinsidey]

*helps rebloging* am I doing good?

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

Good partners respect your love for your homies

[trust]

what the fuck is up!

[bumblr-user]

You pose a very good philosophical question. What truly is ‘up’? Everything is measured relative to something else, so your up may not be the same as my up. Is up wherever the sky is seen from your frame of reference? But are you on the other side of the planet? In that case your up is my down. Is there also a hidden metaphorical meaning behind this? Is physics trying to tell us that there is a down for every up and that no matter how great (up=high=good) things are there are always the looming tragedies lurking in the darkness because everything that can go wrong will go wrong (Murphy’s Law)?

[trust]

what the fuck

[acidocasualidad]

[harlotofsatan]

I have never laughed so hard in my fucking life.

[x2lift-deactivated20151223]

i cant breath

[fantasmalresplendent]

Twitter: We may have our ideological differences but I'm praying the President has a speedy Recovery. Democrats, do not let the right see your inhumanity, choose empathy 🤗

Tumblr:

[papasmoke]

It is funny that Hitlers last moments of life were pure misery and terror before he blew his own brains out, it is funny that Luis Carrero Blanco was blown up by a bomb so powerful it sent his car flying over a 3 story building, it is funny that Ronald Reagan got shot and that his wound led to health complications that plagued him for the rest of his vile life, it is funny that Margaret Thatcher lived in constant fear of assassination by the IRA, it is funny that Mussolini ended life looking like a prized ham in the deli section, and it is funny that Trump might die from covid.

[kimmywithay]

bad people deserve bad things and to be mocked for eternity.

[tlirsgender]

Biggest failing of the internet is that in order to be vibing with my friends I have to actually be talking to them. I socialize like a cat I just show affection by sitting next to you. Ily but sometimes I have Nothing to say. Not a damn thing going on in my head

[tlirsgender]

I don't want to "have" a "conversation" I want to peel an orange and share it with you

[anxietyproblem]