Ishy Reblogs

This is my tumblr for reblogging things!

[ishyreblogs]

It really looked like Astrid and Wulf were knocked unconscious when they crashed chasing the beacon, and the idea of Trent not just having to lug Essek’s ass back but also both Astrid and Eadwulf is cracking my shit up.

[wetsandmemories]

blumendrei reunion scene had no rights to be so sad and so sexy at the same time. caleb's on his knees being passively suicidal while astrid stands there and thinks did you really have to tie him up like That eadwulf. did you.

[loathsomespider]

happy 10th anniversary to the best video of all time

[loathsomespider]

happy 11th anniversary to the best video of all time

[falcoworks]

Commission of a gnoll Pathfinder character!

Commission info here

[bricreative]

I can’t believe I legally have to like him now

[paxamericana]

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

[plasmalogical]

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

[categorical-abstract-ml-blog]

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

[hapabap-blog]

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

[berlynn-wohl]

[gehayi]

Actually it turned out that the guy who was running it wanted to create a quasi-paramilitary organization.

There were so many horror stories about the place in the news that the landlord evicted everyone.

(Gotta say, though, that I like the organ harvesting scheme better.)

[ajani-on-the-spot-deactivated20]

“It would have been better to have found out this was an organ harvesting scheme” is not a sentiment I expected to see today, and yet.

[bestviralposts]

INCREDIBLE PHOTO <3

link below to see:

http://sh-meet.bigpixel.cn/?from=groupmessage&isappinstalled=0&fbclid=IwAR1CWHqrxwZ1OUHem0CjjLrTBDH2j2cS4zISRo_2a6coC-A_YkFRr6QzMls

credit to: ketul

[warmwate-r]

Zoomed in and found this gem

[roseverdict]

I think I found someone who knows about the camera

Hello there, observant person!

[thyrell]

uh oh

[yaushie]

so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life

[queenofattolia]

#i’m not embarrassed but#i hate the thought of having to guard what i love#and defend any of my interests to others#people are the worst i don’t want them to know me

[musicalhell]

I call this “residual anxiety from being bullied for everything that made me even slightly unusual every day in junior high.”

[killowave]

[captain-raptor]

there are so many fucking layers of obscurity to this joke i feel like i’ve learned another language just by looking at it

[allthingslinguistic]

The International Phonetic Alphabet consonants found in English, with keywords and relevant parts of the mouth highlighted and colour-coded. (Source.) 

[pervocracy]

Pronouncing each of these in sequence is a very strange and amusing physical sensation, and I highly recommend it.

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[angel-macabre]

[meangirlnurse]

after i move i really wanna get a used roomba

[meangirlnurse]

[unclefather]

[reddead-confession]

Sadie Adler [1/∞]

[gentle-outlaw]

I found it. I found the cutest drawing in Arthur’s journal.

happy flower snake

[vaor]

this nerd based the design of his battle armour on his cat’s fur pattern i’m dying of laughter lotor made his entire crew wear matching outfits with his CAT