i only have one thing to say

I post my shit on @ismokechurros

[repmet]

*crouches to go into stealth*

the cracking of my knees alerts the guards, I am immediately killed

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[knightclubbing]

my liege is that item on the shelf too high for you to reach? fear not, i shall grab it for you. HNNNNNGHHH MMMMMHHGGH HHHHHHHH (cant reach it either)well shit my liege

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[okirakuoki]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

killing/eating her child... nature is bewutiful but deadly

[delmondo]

Nature is often very violent. But sometimes that violence is what makes it... beautiful.

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[fallhound]

I shitpost when I’m feeling down

[yiff-deluxe-deactivated20170214]

but u always shitpost

[fallhound]

[angelicguy]

petting zoos are pretty fucking tight is it normal for a 21 year old to go to a petting zoo.

[avvocarlo]

is it normal for a man to love? to cherish and to yearn? you tell me

[angelicguy]

*slams fist down on a beautifully crafted oak desk*

[ovur]

There's no time to explain we have to sync our menstrual cycles.... quickly!

[girlgirlbicep]

[fatestayyuri]

whenever i go back through my blog to look for something i end up wasting a lot of time just looking at the posts because for some reason it's full of stuff i would reblog

[moonshoesmargo]

An opinion without 3.14159 is just an onion.

[moonshoesmargo]

Guys this isnt even funny. Please stop.

[pansyfemme]

whatever.

[pansyfemme]

i dont caaaaaare

[pansyfemme]

google search how to make someone explode

[my-dailydreams]

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

[scarabesque-returns]

I use these to study your posts

[redstonedust]

they should invent a pill that hydrates you to the equivilent of 2 litres of water. so you can take it in the morning and never have to think about drinking any liquids all day. this is my deepest fantasy.