[Something about a bad sense of humor]

A little humor blog for you and me. I do not have the ability to donate, all due respect please do not ask.

[safetynot9uaranteed]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

[trans-asajjventress]

This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet

[fella-lovin-fella]

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

[deadelated]

i threw myself out of bed and i began inventing

[kropotkindersurprise]

[kropotkindersurprise]

it's official!

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

blowing weed smoke directly into the eyes of spotted lanternfly weevils

[visenyaism]

being an early bird is soooo awesome taking the longest slowest most leisurely start to the day and it is now 8:25am

[visenyaism]

And this is of course not even mentioning the worm

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I trolled a noob in reno just to watch him fail

[sexhaver]

locusts are SO fucked up. imagine if your apartment complex got too crowded during a drought so everyone in it started overproducing serotonin until they gained 100lb of pure muscle and then chewed through the drywall of every building in the neighborhood

[powerburial]

they do this over in philly

[hustlerose]

[fatherofthebride]

whenever i click on the notes of a song i like and see a bunch of people being like "hate that this became a tiktok sound" i feel so free like genuinely free in my bones. one million aspiring influencers can never make me hate "heat waves" by glass animals. the only time i hear "too sweet" is when i pull up a hozier album and press play. your demonic app has no power over me and how often i listen to my songs #mysongs

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[pjackk]

TURNS 9UT U DONT NEED PORNO MAGS TO BUST YOUR SHIT OFF NO MORE !!!!!

[coldestcaress]

Fuckin Phantom of the Dive Bar here

[thatjoelguy81]

"Piss for me, My Angel of Urine! PISS!"

*Electric Organ music*

*Pissing*

[nulchar]

[sacred-portal]

[ialreadyboughtthedream]

[nomeusstuff]