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nem // i need to be the hottest person stuck in this time loop // 25// any pronouns

[anyataylorjoys]

☁️ no thoughts brain melted ☁️

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[ellisonwongparty]

i have a very brad bird ratatouille reaction to The Long Game in that i just think it's such a good title. i am not here to debate the actual contents of the book. do not subject me to that that's not what this is about. but The Long Game is such a good title. like it perfectly encapsulates the central conflict of the book, and it's got game in the title, which is a reference to sports. because they are hockey players. in a forbidden, long term relationship. they are playing the long game, if you will. it's like kind of genius. brad bird voice it's got rat. it's got food. ratatouille.

[userhudson]

stop it he sent the finger heart like a bow and arrow

[mymansmoon]

so I think sometimes, at the end of the day when they're both in bed and shane is sleepy and ilya isn't so much because he's more of a night owl than shane, ilya will bring shane close and kiss along his neck and move his hands over his body until shane is warmed up and hard against ilya's hip. then ilya will slick his fingers up so he can finger shane, nice and slow the way he knows will have shane arching and trembling in his arms. ilya will be kissing him but not as much as usual, moreso pulled back so he can gaze at shane's face as he works him up.

and when shane inevitably starts pushing his hips into ilya's hand, whispering "fuck me, please. please please fuck me. ilya" ilya will shake his head and hold shane tighter and say "I want to watch you" and shane will shiver all over and close his eyes, overwhelmed. he'll let ilya have it. let him just see. the flush that draws to the surface of his skin. the furrow of his brow that makes it look like there's nothing more serious in the world than his pleasure—which ilya believes, wholeheartedly. the wet, warm cave of his mouth as he pants and moans. occasionally, when ilya can bring himself to look down and away from shane's face: the appearance and disappearance of ilya's shiny fingers from and into shane's body, between his strong parted thighs, below his swollen beating cock.

but always always ilya will look up when shane is coming. shane's face in the moments he knows nothing but pleasure is the most beautiful sight in the world to ilya.

and when shane starts coming back down ilya will draw him as close as he can possibly get and hug him and kiss his face and say "thank you, moy lyubimyy, that was beautiful, you were so good" and shane will smile, warm, with his eyes closed, and snuggle into ilya's chest. when he reaches a hand down to touch ilya's cock ilya will grab his wrist and shake his head, "no, malysh, it's okay. I'm okay" because that isn't what this is about for ilya, and shane can return the favour tomorrow if he wants, but right now ilya is shushing him to sleep and ilya feels so full and happy from getting to have shane like this he could lift a mountain

[parrish-the-thot]

Once hollanov gets outed people on the internet are gobsmacked- not necessarily by them being queer- but by party boy club rat Ilya Rozanov being into bed by 8pm Shane Hollander

Lots of jokes and speculation about the relationship like Ilya having to give up his cool life for bland Canadian guy who never heard of anything but missionary or even perhaps Shane having to become a super freak to keep roz around

Shane is kinda annoyed by it but it’s a better reaction than he was expecting.

Ilya tho….ilya is outraged by the people saying Shane being boring is bad and cracking jokes about it and In a drunken outrage posts something like ‘my sexy husband wears the sleepy time tea bear pajamas to bed and it’s so hot it makes my dick explode’ and other horny posts which immediately goes viral until Harris logs in and takes them down but screen shots have already been taken

Shane does an ad campaign and sponsorship with a cozy pajama company a few months later

[grabmyboner]

their clothes are still on. kind of.

shane is upright against the bathroom stall wall, his hips tilted sligthly to get the angle right. pants and underwear pushed down his thighs.

ilya’s pants are down just enough to have his dick out. he has a hand pressing the side of shane’s face into the dirty stall wall, right next to some graffiti of a dick. ilya would laugh if he wasn’t so worked up fucking into shane so frantically.

the stall creaks at the pressure of each thrust and shane’s eyes are rolled back with pleasure. ilya keeps rutting his hips fast and sloppy but it has shane’s dick leaking against the wall, precum dripping down it slowly.

little whimpers are escaping shane’s parted pink lips.

ilya nuzzles his face into the side of shane’s head, sliding his hand to the wall beside them.

suddenly the bathroom door opens and ilya is clamping that hand over shane’s whimpering mouth, softening his thrusts but not stopping them completely. shane is almost vibrating under ilya.

the telltale signs of someone using the urinal and then not washing their hands before they exit the bathroom echo through the tiled room.

ilya slides his hand off shane’s mouth and shoves it between the stall wall and shane’s torso, trailing down until he has a hand on shane’s leaking cock.

“do you think he heard you, moya shlyukha?” ilya asks. shane moans in response as ilya’s hand tightens on his cock, his thrusts not relenting, “do you think he heard how needy you are to be fucked like a whore in a dirty public restroom, hmm?”

shane cums, spilling onto the green stall wall in front of him. he lets out a raspy ilya as he shudders through it. ilya doesn’t need anything more than his name on shane’s lips to be shooting deep inside shane.

later, shane will complain about having ilya’s cum dripping out of him when they return to the rowdy drunk group but ilya knows he secretly loves it. after all he is ilya’s shlyukha.

[grabmyboner]

@willgigglewhentickled incredible addition thank you

[weirdistance]

The scene with Scott and Shane right after Shane won Rookie of the year is so fucking funny. Their interaction gets more awkward by the second. Obviously, they are both really straight, and Scott (obviously straight) would never imply that Shane (obviously straight too) has any kind of thing with Ilya. They need to clarify this because there definitely is nothing gay going on here, ever. Since they are both straight.

[sabotage-on-mercury]

Shane was actually not prepared for how different travelling with the centaurs are. Sure, he expected it to be nicer, having Ilya at his side. Basically he thought, he would just stick to watching movies, maybe read a few pages, and taking perfectly timed naps to prevent a jet lag, just that maybe now he could rest his head on Ilyas shoulder. Well. He might never know peace again.

He is now regular part of the little card playing group, playing one or two rounds of poker or asshole at the beginning of their flight. They are laughing and trashtalking and Shane's pleasently suprised he's not getting thrown out the group for ripping the others off with his stone hard poker face.

Shane accidentally started a book club that now semi-regularly holds meetings in their airplane to discuss hockey books, a tradtion that started when Luca asked Shane what he was reading and then proceeded to buy the books as well, which caused a handful more team members to follow suit.

But his favourite thing to do is talking shop with Ilya. Both off them sticking their heads together over their ipad, going though game tape, discussing strategies, examine plays with a level of perspicacity reserved just for them. Often they sit together with Bood and Troy, so they all can exchange their experiences with different opponents, examine weaknesses and strengths & Shane finds so much calm and joy in being part of a group of like-minded people, talking like equals, like a real team, not having to carry the burden of being the head of the team alone.

Shane doesn't get to watch as many movies alone and in peace anymore as before but he wouldn't change it for the world.

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[thisfeebleheart]

when Shane takes over and arranges Ilya legs...

[vesnuszki]

rip freddie mercury you would’ve loved heated rivalry like there’s cum on your chest your big big breast stomp stomp clap send post

[keasusreevsus]

There's something so beautiful about the dashboard when something Hudson Williams happens

[buttastic]

I see so many people saying shit like "the way fandoms behave makes me really nervous to write the story I want to write, what if my fandom sucks" and I just want to sit down with all of them and be like it's ok, you don't have to worry, you're not going to be famous

[jewelcoatfish]

ilya being all jittery and nervous before yuna and david coming to visit the cottage for the first time because he wants their approval plays out very interesting to me. he’s vacuuming all the nooks and crevices, he’s organising and reorganising the shelves and shane just going “baby it’s okay they’ve been here when i was behind cleaning before” and ilya’s just no no shane you don’t get it it has to be perfect and so shane sighs and pushes ilya on the couch and just

lies on top of him until yuna and david comes

[hyvnknows]

Really sad I can't buy any shane hollander merch bc i wont be caught dead supporting the fuck ass montreal metros OR the habs - even fictional habs

[cakepopsandcoffee]