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@it-started-with-a-bite
it was love at first bite!
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Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.
So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess
… can i use that phrase irl?
Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.
Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.
You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.
I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.
I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito
Reading these is like literary whiplash
This whole post is gold, but the comment about the vampire’s dialect “devolving” into older and older periods when he’s angry stood out to me.
It’s a cinematic cliché for a person of any foreign nationality to revert to their native language when angry (I usually see it with Spanish-speaking characters), and my southern accent deepens as I get angrier.
It makes sense that an immortal character who saw the eras of his language change and evolve over time would speak more and more archaically as he got angrier.
Historical linguists decide to get especially ancient vampires pissed off in order to study ancient languages
are you telling me that if I get a 5000yo vampire angry enough I can directly test the glottalic theory?
*Pisses off a vampire so much that they teach me Minoan*
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There’s nothing wrong with appreciating how beautiful he is (because he is gorgeous) but please also listen to what he has to say. Haatepah is an activist fighting for really important causes, like environmental issues, returning land to Indigenous peoples, and raising awareness about missing and murdered Indigenous women and girls. He’s protested against the Dakota Access Pipeline and the concentration camps onthe US/Mexico border. You can read interviews with him here: https://fashionista.com/2019/11/haatepah-model-interview and here: https://www.youthtothepeople.com/blogs/to-the-people/meet-the-people-haatepah-clearbear. He’s doing a really admirable thing, using his visibility as a model to bring attention to these causes.
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Bats and Eyes Vamp
Sighing softly as you peered down at the finally calm bat, you rubbed at your eyes tiredly, before quietly stepping away from the box it was resting in, not wanting to risk waking it. Luckily, with how injured it was, you knew you weren’t going to have to worry about it getting out of the box, or escaping the little blanket burrito you had put it in, during the night.
It had been hours since you’d found the poor little thing lying injured on the side of the road, it’s body looking as though it had been stabbed through multiple times, by something that was hot enough to badly burn the skin surrounding each wound. In all honesty, you hadn’t thought it was going to make it, and yet still you’d decided to take it home and try your best, unable to stomach the idea of simply leaving it to its miserable fate.
Unfortunately, the wounds had been a lot more severe than you had originally thought, and not for the first time, you found yourself glad that your quaint little veterinary clinic was attached to the cottage you lived in, rather than in a separate location, as you weren’t entirely sure it would have survived the trip into town.
Despite still being quite baffled by the fact that it had somehow survived what were undoubtedly fatal injuries, you tried not to focus on your confusion too much, instead choosing to put all of your energy into getting as many of its wounds dealt with, as you could, before it woke up. Something telling you that it was going to be incredibly difficult to handle, once it had.
Much to your eternal dismay, you were soon proven right.
Though quite big for the kind of bat it was, it was still a rather small animal, something it had quickly made up for with its rather massive attitude, once it had awoken. Displaying a surprising amount of energy and strength despite its injuries, the bat had fought you for a solid two hours before it had finally calmed down, biting, clawing, and screeching, the entire time, to express its displeasure at being manhandled.
It was only after you had wrapped it up in a blanket and started softly scolding it as you tended to the many bites and scrapes you had received, that the furious little creature had finally quieted down, its ears twitching and eyes following you as you moved about the room, almost seeming as though it were actually listening, much to your amusement. To your relief, it had been considerably more docile when you had started seeing to its wounds again, something you had attributed to its waning energy and the sound of your calm, low, voice.
Thankfully, things had gone a lot smoother after that, and by the time you had done everything you possibly could, the bat had almost looked as though it were about to fall asleep under your gentle touch, only letting out the softest little sound of displeasure when you had wrapped it back up so that it wouldn’t move about too much during the night.
With your multiple little cuts and bites stinging, and your mind blessedly blank with exhaustion, you shuffled off to bed in an attempt to get some rest, leaving the bat to sleep in the comfort of your peaceful and dark little living room.
Behind you, two tiny glowing eyes watched you disappear into your room thoughtfully, a rapidly budding warmth blooming in their chest for the first time in centuries.
I can’t decide whether this would be better with this vamp
Or this vamp
the strong urge to wear a long, blood red velvet cloak at all times. where does it come from.
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I think I've been watching too much Castlevania
I said I've been watching Castlevania, I didn't say this was strictly vampire 👀
practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table
sometimes u just have to make a fake trashy romance novel. girl x girl dont like dont read
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Hi hello could we please make sure that no one watches this and that it flops. Moffat can't get back on his bullshit in 2020 let's all leave him back in the 10s thank you very much.
Just a few reminders
Ideally this man would have a 500-mile restraining order from both Lucy Westenra and Mina Harker. And any LGBT characters. And like...classic literature, period.
moffat out here not even TRYING to hide his blatant sexism any more he's learned that people don't care that he's misogynistic so he's going to be more and more obvious
Alucard better not faint or pass out anywhere near me because I will try to catch him and fail. I will be crushed and die
I’m just imagining that scene in Lilo & Stitch where Nani slowly and purposefully collapses on Lilo.
Alucard: “Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!”
S/O: “No, it’s not!”
Alucard: “Is too, the same thing happened yesterday.”
S/O: “You rotten vampire! Your butt is crushing me!”
His butt can crush me whenever it wants
Alucard better not faint or pass out anywhere near me because I will try to catch him and fail. I will be crushed and die
I’m just imagining that scene in Lilo & Stitch where Nani slowly and purposefully collapses on Lilo.
Alucard: “Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!”
S/O: “No, it’s not!”
Alucard: “Is too, the same thing happened yesterday.”
S/O: “You rotten vampire! Your butt is crushing me!”
peak intimacy: kissing someone’s inner wrist
Honestly, anyone doing this would kill me, but Imagining Alucard or Dracula doing this, is a one hit K.O.
@fierysins suggested a sleepy Vladdy a while back and I suddenly needed more of that in my life
I think I just about vibrated out of my chair with joy, at the sight of this. So fucking cute!
Comte w. long hair and an accidental mouche ♡
the number one reason to watch hellsing
Imagine Alucard kneeling beside the bath after a particularly delicious bout of love making, completely naked, hair spilling down his back, as he lovingly cleans every inch of your skin. Muted words passed back and forth amongst loving, unhurried touches.
I need it.