An aggregation of thoughts

This blog is as messy as my personality

[terminallytwee]

it’s not just the police; it’s the whole state of white supremacy! tear it all down! 

[aroacemonster]

Friendly reminder that LGBTQ+, Queer, and LGBT+ are the preferred terms for the community (x).

Friendly reminder that Queer is approved by 72.9% of the people, and the groups who don’t prefer it’s use as an umbrella term are straight people, exclusionists, transmeds, truscums, sex-negative people, and sex work critical people (x).

Friendly reminder that aros and aces are excluded only 9.2% / 8.1% of the time respectively while being included  78.9% / 81.2% of the time (x)

Friendly reminder that exclusionists are in the minority and aro/ace people are included in the LGBTQ+ community by the people within the community.

[lesser-flamingo]

Also, i checked out the survey the second claim sources a while back: this is not OP choosing the words truscum, exclusionist, etc. These are labels that the survey gave people the option to self-identify as. It’s self-proclaimed exclusionists who dont like the word queer, not random accusations

[butch-with-a-tortoise-deactivat]

yeah that’s super important. 

[faranae]

This one gets reblogged on main. The reclassification of ‘queer’ as an inexcusable slur is a recent development which stems in part from exclusionist rhetoric. We reclaimed it decades ago. Learn our history. You are not immune to TERF propaganda, but you can absolutely choose to educate yourself to spite it.

Be kind. 💜

[thehairiestfeminist]

[cultofthespaghettimonster]

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION

Ramps should be the standard.

Automatic doors should be the standard.

Elevators in multi-story buildings should be the standard.

ASL interpreters at events should be the standard.

Braille menus at restaurants should be the standard.

Accessibility should be the standard.]

[pomeg-juice-and-rinds]

rb this version bc accessibility should be the standard

[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[honeypressed]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[moonreflectioninthefragglepond]

A++ addition

[tetsuskitten]

Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene they’re writing* babe, i’m not sure if this would actually work?

Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, you’re doing great

[tigerliliesandcherryblossoms]

I LOVE THIS

[vmohlere]

Oh no, murder comedy is my jam

[laziestofthedreamers]

I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? It’d be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it they’re a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so it’s completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.

Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and it’s a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that there’s something to the theory, but it’s all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the author’s home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they don’t seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, that’s it. Most they do is leave for groceries.

So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough he’ll FINALLY have proof.

[pamgkrthwrites]

Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal. 

“You need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.”

Serial killer breaths in. “Look-”

[ladyhavilliard]

…perfect

[outerspacekake]

I don’t like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect

[yourpotatotwiceremooved]

THE ORIGINAL POST HOW DID I GET SO LUCKY

[reidneedsahug]

AFTER YEARS I HAVE FOUND IT, BEHOLD, MY BRETHREN

[thedevilsfamiliar]

@scar-queen-owl @leal-love-lace @todorokitops @girlboss-sukuna

[blue-starlight]

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN SCREENSHOTS THIS POST IS LEGENDARY

[beaulesbian]

Why us? Why did you choose me and this guy? I didn’t choose you. You just happened to land there.

[ithoughtiwasedgy]

Does anyone know what this is? The animation is so beautiful I'd love to check it out

[strawberryhorrorshow]

My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

[ebearcrochet]

I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

[cozysafechaotic]

My sister did this. Only her masterpiece that my parents HATE is

[my-random-fandoms]

This is hanging in my bathroom

[theproblematicblogger]

Despite every moment of life being indescribably precious and a wondrous mystery, I will spend it caring about dividends and how many rental properties I have.

[brownfeministaa]

Rich people are truly dead inside. 

[the-big-milk]

I can't imagine caring this much about numbers that absolutely will never impact my life. This person is making more in passive income than I've ever made in my life and he's just like "but but I need more :(".

[msfbgraves]

I mean, fuck that guy, but psychologically it's interesting.

Some desperate remnant of his soul knows what he needs. As soon as his debt is cleared, he goes on to live what many would call an utterly charmed life: working no more than 20 hours a week, travelling and spending time with friends (which he, at $150,000 a year and no mortgage, has ample money to do). He has a loving relationship also.

But his brain is so rotten that he cannot understand happiness anymore. He is incapable of conceptualising it other than in money.

A man who has everything except the ability to feel it.

How poetic.

But fuck that guy.

[seabastian-james-blog]

Tips for boys on their period

Don’t put a pad on boxers! It doesn’t work and makes a mess

To feel more masculine wear boxers over your //pad holding underwear//

Don’t beat yourself up, you are totally rad and cool, you’re body is doing something, but that’s okay, it’s not your fault and it doesn’t make you less valid!

If your cheast starts to hurt, don’t bind, some guys get tender breast tissue when it’s that time of the month, listen to your body, don’t push yourself!

Treat yourself to some chocolate!

Tea!!! It’s so good!!!! And green tea can help with cramps!

Advil! I use it when my cramps get bad, sometimes I get headaches and it helps with that too! Don’t take more than six though!

Go under warm blankets with nothing but your underwear on, preferably soft blankets, it makes me feel like I’m in a soft cacoon

Oversized sweatshirts! Always good! Especially for dysphoria!

Wear comfy cloths, always good to feel good

Eat warm soup, feels nice in the tum tum

Don’t eat super greasy foods, it can make your skin break you even more! And there are already so many hormones making your skin do crazy thing you don’t want it to get worse! Also it can make cramps worse

Most of all listen to your body, don’t push yourself, and try to forgive it, it’s confused and doesn’t know that it shouldn’t be doing what it’s doing

[flower-zombie-rob]

For my trans guy followers!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

The problem with being ADHD and having trouble reading long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on is that having ADHD makes you more likely to write in long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on do you see the problem I am encountering

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I feel like this post would be more popular if people with adhd could actually read it

[peggyrose19]

ADHD: makes it hard to read long, rambling sentences

also ADHD: makes you write in long, rambling sentences

do you see the problem here

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did u just rewrite my post you gorgeous brilliant little paperclip

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[trailingbehindliketheasteroids]

literally EVERYTIME I READ THIS post i forget and i get called out AGAIN! we love that for me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“we love that for me” is SO MUCH MORE POWERFUL than “I love that for you” I’m in awe

[shayberri789]

#its what ‘fuck you I love it’ was to ‘thanks I hate it’

You’re right

[ithoughtiwasedgy]

It's why I simply never comment on my posts, I don't know how to talk in short simple sentences and then end up feeling foolish :/

[bakwaaas]

[bakwaaas]

god I wish that was me

[folkremedies]

y’all know that you don’t have to be a top or a bottom right?? and i dont mean that in a ‘switches are valid’ way i literally mean that you dont have to reproduce power dynamics while you’re having sex!! you and your partner can just… fuck… without anyone being in charge or submissive or touched exclusively or not touched at all. im saying this especially to the young queers out there who i know follow me and read fanfiction and engage in online dialogue re: sex, tumblr/twitter/fic-based discourse tends to get muddied and i just want you all to know that it’s really okay to just have sex without worrying about fitting into any specific role!!

[my-darling-boy]

Tfw you’re autistic and you’re at work in a bit of a rush and the customer goes off your Social Scriptᵀᴹ

[liberalsarecool]

[sabertoothwalrus]

hold the fuck up I just noticed there’s an apple juice emoji

🧃

[circusbattery]

SCREAMING

[t4tsonadow]

Thats a GRAPE JUICE BOXBDBDBDND

[circusbattery]

OH SHIT.

[compleatedsadboy]

God I wish I could have some apple juice :(

[tigwex]

what the shit is this????? boiled egg????? boiled egg juice???

[im-extremely-scottish]

its orange juice clearly

[polyam-bug-wannabe-deactivated2]

🧃

Is appl

[miserysblessing-deactivated2021]

[dualclock]

J Ü C E

[spelledslots]

Juicebox tower of Babel

[boonanasplits]

daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

[aelx]

if every one of my followers did this, we could give more than 85 meals to less-fortunate animals. for free.

[poeticpines]

AH HHA ITS BACK YES PLEASE IT TAKES A SECOND OF YOUR TIME AND A LIFE OF AN ANIMAL

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

Air Himbo

Water Himbo

Earth Himbo

Fire Himbo

[immaplatypus]

@crvggio​ I’ve been laughing at this for 47 years

[demigoddessqueens]

And the Avatar

[an-eldritch-nightmare-deactivat]

Reblogging again because that last addition is IMPORTANT

[mypunkpansexualtwin]

But when the world needed him most, he pulled the wrong lever...

[all-hate-disney]

Oh my fuck I’ve fallen in love with this post

[dragonfairy1231]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[helenasurvives]

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am seven

and my reply is

pink

because i am a girl

and pink

is a princess color.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am ten

and i like

green

because a boy told me that pink

is lame and girly.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am thirteen

and i tell them

purple

it is unique and spunky

like i want to be.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am seventeen

and i just say

red

i do not say

it is bright and angry at the world

as i am

i cannot form the words to express

all of my frustrations

so i paint my lips with

rage.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am twenty

and it’s pink

i remember the joy

of being a child

i reclaim the freedom

of femininity

because i cannot remember

what my shoulders felt like

before the depression

hung from them.

i am asked about my favorite color.

i am twenty-six

and my answer is

brown

it confuses most people

they don’t see it

they may think of dirt

and dust

and dead things

but it is coffee with friends

and the chocolate chip cookies

my mom used to make.

it is my hair

and my eyes

amber and gold

in the sun

and i love myself

again