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7 New Punctuation Marks We Desperately Need [collegehumor]
The not Angry, sinceriod, and sarcastises are perfect.
Morgan freemark is perfect for the horror novel I’m writing! Remember kids, every second you’re not running he’s only getting closer.
More than 8,000 people on Instagram watched Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez live stream herself putting together IKEA furniture, drinking wine and talking about the GOP and climate change.
some important takeaways:
“it’s an allen-wrench-only situation so I’m in luck”
“In retrospect this is probably a horrible idea because if you try to multitask while building IKEA furniture … you look away one second and it assembles itself upside down.”
“this is about the messy transitions of human history”
*looking for a screw* “okay… the Long… boiiii”
“now is not the time to be moderate morally. I understand that some people are in a position where they need to be moderate politically, but not morally.” (my phone died here so this may not be the exact quote)
*when asked if she supports a female draft* “as long as we have a draft, i believe that all genders should be drafted. *eats a mouthful of popcorn* eQUALITY”
*on Puerto Rico* “whether as a commonwealth, whether as a US territory.. those are all code words for COLONY.” … “it is not up to the colonizer to impose a political status on the colony … because then you’re just perpetuating the colonization.” *after explaining the ways in which PR is exploited* “it’s about fighting for the binding self-determination of the Puerto Rican people”
“thumbs up if I should try and build this without a screwdriver”
“Okay let me lay out my givens and uh… have fruit snacks”
*what’s your opinion on capital punishment* *eating a fruit snack* “im aGAINST IT”
*asked how many years until the world ends again* We have 12 years to cut emissions by 50%, if not more. And for everyone that wants to make a joke about that, you may laugh, but your grandkids will not. So understand that the internet documents everything. And for all those people… you know you wanna talk about looking backwards… you look back and you open history books on the civil rights movement and you see those folks who are protesting against the ability of African Americans and black Americans to have the right to vote and they would hold up these bigoted signs, and these signs that said things like what about white rights and all of this stuff in like the 1950′s and 1960′s. So just know that in the present day there are people who hide the fact that their families and their grandparents fought against equal rights in the United States, not 100 years ago, not even 80 years ago, but in this generation’s lifetime. So just know that while a lot of people can hide that their grandparents did that in the civil rights movement, you should also know that the internet documents everything and your grandchildren will not be able to hide the fact that you fought against acknowledging and taking bold actions against climate change. And for people who are trying to mock and delay this moment, I just feel bad for you I just pity you for your role in history right now.”
*when asked why the Republicans hate her so much* The reason Republicans hate me so much is because I confront them directly on their lack of moral grounding on so many issues. And not just that, but the reason they’re so upset and they act like that girl in The Exorcist that’s like, vomiting pea soup—that’s like them and negativity—the reason that they do that is that they need to fiercely protect a paradigm and way of thinking that says short term gains are more important, no matter how marginal, than any long term loss and any long term cost … And I'm here to tell you that maybe Q2 profits are not more important than our grandchildren. That’s what I’m here to say. So you can do whatever you want. You can troll me in the short term, you can rake me over the coals, you can make me look like whatever, like a joke in front of all society, but just know that that’s a short term reality. Know that that’s a short term reality. And whether I’m here or whether im not here, the truth and the facts stay the same BROTHA. … It may take a generation, but truth will always rise. It will always rise. And so long as I can go home every single day and look at myself in the mirror and say ‘you did what you thought was right and you did not compromise people and their well being along the way’ as long as I can sleep at night, that’s all I care about. And I can sleep at night knowing that I did everything I could for all people. … I’m not in this for some like, long term political calculation. I’m here to do the most good each day. That’s what I’m here to do. So… das what it is.”
“Someone said happy hump day (in the comments) and I always laugh because I barely ever know what day of the week it is anymore”
*someone said ‘girl still didn’t get furniture’* “i kNOW!! my self-care is lacking”
*someone asked what she’s building* “I’m tryna make a desk but due to earlier voting, because I allowed DIRECT DEMOCRACY over my IKEA assembling, y’all voted for me to make this desk without screwdrivers!!!”
“did they… not give me table legs???” (they did)
“ruh-roh”
Her unwavering moral compass and selflessness practically makes her real life superhero
did someone break a torch, why did tumblr suddenly get so dark
WE NEED TO LIGHT UP TUMBLR OR MOBS ARE GONNA START SPAWNING
u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it has the cybernetic code of a cockroach
I know how much y'all loved the last 2 videos of Ted Danson flossing so here’s MORE
IT’S ACTUALLY ADORABLE 😭💞
TED DANSON BEING TAUGHT HOW TO DO THE FLOSS IS THE GREATEST THING YOU’LL EVER WATCH.
THAT IS EXACTLY THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
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there is literally no bigger plot twist than seeing the image and then clicking the audio
if anyone need a troustworthy man to sit upon a book then im know somebody you must meet
Who cat?
You missed the best part of this.
i dont know what this is but i find it funny so im reblogging
Fred and George would have been in slytherin if Rowling didn’t hate slytherins so much and that’s that on that
MOTHER OF GOD
ARE YOU FUCKIN
OH GOD ITS BACK
DEAR GOD THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POSTS IN EXISTENCE.
YOU THINK JUST THE NOISE IS FUNNY AND FITS WITH THE GIF REALLY WELL
BUT THEN
THEN
THE LYRICS START
seriously i have almost crashed my car into a telephone pole, becuase I suddenly thought of this post and started laughing uncontrollably
I had to know and now I’m crying help.
you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch
me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them
Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie like
if I put my phone alarm on full volume and vibrate and move the charger so I can put it on this out-of-reach metal surface, I can startle her awake. Probably. Then if I securely duct tape this caffeinated chocolate bar to it, it will provide a challenging situation and make her mushy little brain work extra hard to figure out how to turn the alarm off. Then she might go for the chocolate while she’s turning off the loud noises. With luck, she’ll consume the whole thing. 20 minutes of bliss then boom, physiology kicks in and the caffeine reaches her brain. Gentlemen, this just might work.
It didn’t work.
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We learned this in my astronomy class and it’s probably one of my favorite space facts! This mere coincidence is the reason we have solar eclipses like we do! This is the reason we get to see that beautiful glow of the corona when there’s a total eclipse!
I read this out loud and added “cool space facts *with jazz hands*” to my dad and he said “the distance between your left ear and your right ear is completely empty. Cool space facts *jazz hands*”
