[beyonce-knowles-carter]

82 YEARS AGO - BATMAN DEBUTED FOR THE FIRST TIME Eighty-two years ago on March 30, 1939, Detective Comics #27 hit newsstands, introducing the Caped Crusader for the very first time in a featured story called “The Case of the Chemical Syndicate.”

“And for all that fierce exterior, I’ve never met anyone who cared as deeply about his fellow man as Bruce Wayne.”  - Amanda Waller, Justice League Unlimited, Season 2 Episode 13 (2005)

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[spoogliedoo]

i was going to do some kind of funny bit about the fact that biden’s staff photographer used an ultrawide lens indoors, and how jimmy carter and his wife are being attacked by biden homunculi but like.. just fucking look at it 

[bear-bearji]

[bvbblebeam]

good morning gay people!!

[shady-business]

[daddyfuckedme]

[spooky-catboy-angel]

like this

[funnytwittertweets]

[hvm-art]

SORROWFUL BE THE BART, PENITENT MARGE

[yamujiburo]

happy anniversary team rocket!

[konoko]

[thatswhattysaid]

IF 👏🏻 ODDISH 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 IT 👏🏻 SO 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 YOU

[zelda]

[imaginedsoldier]

[equivocalities]

another way tumblr is winning the social media platform war right now is that the ads hosted on this website are absolutely indistinguishable from regular shit posts so it’s not ruining my scrolling experience at all

[sosuperawesome]

Computer Component Insect Sculptures by Julie Alice Chappell on Etsy

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

[elleshellsbells]

[autosadist]

elon musk will die and grimes will inherit his fortune and call herself like the blood queen and when their grusk baby grows up it will try to kill her.

[teanne]

next wow expansion sounds cool

[meangirlnurse]

anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little girls and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

[persephonessugarbaby]

Its funny how, when you have anxiety, other people's chill is like...contagious. Like I'm always stressed out, high-strung, running around like my hair is on fire, especially at work. Then there's my coworker who, every single day, strolls in half an hour late for her 3 hour shift. And honestly? It helps me take a breath. Its like a human embodiment of "Its not that deep" and it's so weirdly therapeutic to have that typa energy around.

[persephonessugarbaby]

Today I had a rather terrifying experience at work that involved a tiny fire tornado in a jar and I snapchatted this very coworker about it so that she doesn't run into the same issue and she replied "YOU STARTED A FIRE??? 😂😂😂 I'm dead" and suddenly I was cackling about this thing that all day had me really freaked out.

Anyways if you have anxiety please do yourself a favor and make sure you have at least ONE friend that's as chill as the other side of the pillow. It will literally save your mental health.

[haltraveler]

This is what dogs do for cheetahs in zoos

[memewhore]

[teacupsandtimelords]

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.