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[dadaintcub]

The washer and dryer bro 😔 the skeleton key bro 😔 the art supplies bro 😔 the

EDIT: how absolutely dare I forget Hector

[dadaintcub]

It was my birthday yesterday :) I'm 18 now! Hooray!

[dadaintcub]

Hey guys guys what if Team Fortress 2 was Team 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴tress 2 and instead of fighting they got freaky?? Hahaha hhhhh

[dadaintcub]

I made this amazing piece of art in April of 2024 and I never posted it anywhere. That’s insane of me to deprive the TF2 community of this.

Anyways, Ray’s back in his TF2 era everyone be scared.

[dadaintcub]

[ceeisatlumon]

GOODBYE THAT DISGUISE IS NOT DOING SHIT😭🙏

[dadaintcub]

Wrong it worked too well

[dadaintcub]

[dadaintcub]

I don't think anyone has truly acknowledged how funny it is to be reading two absolutely tonally different things. I came across this concept when I remembered one of my favourite poems, "Solitude" by Alexander Pope.

A sweet little poem about a man enjoying his peace and freedom on his own land.

Then, you get to the Illiad.

TLDR; Homer loves BREASTS, BLOOD, AND BOWELS !!

The tonal shift is STAGGERING and it fills me with great joy.

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

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[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[dadaintcub]

This was me, reading the Iliad, and accidentally misreading Homer’s description of Zeus’s “Ambrosial Hair” as “Ebony Hair”:

[hedgehogoftime]

Norse Mythology in pop culture: Machiavellian manipulator Odin buts heads with chaos entity Loki as they manipulate and murder those around them ina bid to destroy and dominate the nine realms with ASoIaF level political plots and a foreboding prophecy of doom hangs over their heads.

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Actual Norse Mythology:

Freya: *asleep in her bed when the phone rings. She picks up the reciever without saying a word.*

Odin: FREYA! YOU HAVE TO HELP US! LOKI AND I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY FUNNY TO DISGUISE OURSELVES AS DWARVEN PROSTITUTES AND INFILTRATE THIS GIANT KING'S PALACE BUT NOW LOKI IS PREGNANT I'M ENGAGED TO SEVEN DIFFERENT GIANTS, THERE'S THIS HORSE! CALL THOR SO HE CAN HIT THE PROBLEM REALLY HARD AND-

Freya: *hangs up the receiver, unplugs the phone, and goes back to sleep.*

[dadaintcub]

I found this pretty little bust statue of David today, to which I immediately snatched for myself.

Here he is. Very gorgeous very beautiful, a bust no bigger than my palm. I love him, however, in the heat of the exasperated and excited moment, I failed to notice the

giant fucking chasm in his skull.

I'm not all too sure what the space is for; no holes so not plants, tapers at the bottom so a candle holder makes no sense, and seems unwise to drink from. I briefly considered a pen holder, but I do not wish for that. I have enough space for pens.

Pray tell, people, what should I fill his head with?

[khaire-traveler]

✨ Subtle Deity Worship Master List ✨

Greek Deities:

Subtle Aphrodite Worship

Subtle Ares Worship

Subtle Apollo Worship

Subtle Artemis Worship

Subtle Athena Worship

Subtle Dionysus Worship

Subtle Eros Worship

Subtle Hephaestus Worship

Subtle Hermes Worship

Subtle Demeter Worship

Subtle Hera Worship

Subtle Zeus Worship

Subtle Circe Worship

Subtle Hestia Worship

Subtle Helios Worship

Subtle Persephone Worship

Subtle Poseidon Worship

Subtle Hekate Worship

Subtle Hygeia Worship

Subtle Nemesis Worship

Subtle Psyche Worship

Subtle Asklepios Worship

Subtle Haides Worship

Subtle Harpocrates Worship

Subtle Erebos Worship

Subtle Medea Worship

Subtle Tyche Worship

Subtle Lethe Worship

Subtle Selene Worship

Subtle Eris Worship

Subtle Themis Worship

Subtle Talos Worship

Subtle Thanatos Worship

Subtle Nyx Worship

Subtle Phobos & Deimos Worship

Subtle Pan Worship

Subtle Hypnos Worship

Subtle Charybdis Worship

Subtle Skylla Worship

Subtle Harmonia Worship

Subtle Galatea Worship

Subtle Hyacinthus Worship

Subtle Triton Worship

Norse Deities:

Subtle Sigyn Worship

Subtle Loki Worship

Subtle Baldr Worship

Subtle Freyr Worship

Subtle Odin Worship

Subtle Heimdallr Worship

Subtle Freyja Worship

Subtle Thorr Worship

Subtle Tyr Worship

Subtle Jormungandr Worship

Subtle Hel Worship

Subtle Sleipnir Worship

Subtle Idunna Worship - created by @soil-and-stanzas :)

Subtle Fenrir Worship

Subtle Frigga Worship

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This list will be updated as I make more posts! I will be making separate lists for these pantheons because I have too many links lol.

[dadaintcub]

My Beautiful Baby Boy

BONUS: Poseidon’s reaction to Sleipnir

[kharetta]

I Always forget to post, but anyway, here's some loki x hermes cause i love them

[dadaintcub]

I think people should draw the Greek and Norse Gods and Goddesses hanging out more ngl

[dadaintcub]

And then like 3 other blood versions because I couldn’t decide on a Titan blood colour for a fucking meme

[vor-leser]

"Didn´t you say that ruthlessness is mercy?"

[emihawks]

Zeus after making Odysseus drop a baby off the wall of Troy, obliterating the remaining 42 men of his crew, and beating the living shit out of his own daughter:

I found this photo from Tik Tok. I could not stop laughing.

[dadaintcub]