[bethfuller]

[waluigiology]

i just figured out the perfect murder

kill someone and bury them in their own garden

that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide

[serinos-kitt]

#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them

[may12324]

Adam Parrish; bisexual, magical, and happy, can you believe it.

[championsaremade]

Listen to me. This is your life– no one else’s. At the end of the day, it is you who has to be happy with the choices you are making, food you are eating, things you are doing, goals you are pursuing. Do not let the opinions and judgments of others stop you from doing what you feel and know in your heart is right for you. Eat the food that makes you feel best. Do what makes you feel at peace. Surround yourself with people who make you feel good, who make you laugh, who sincerely make you smile. Go after what you want– not because someone else is telling you to, but because you want to. Listen to that inner voice, trust your gut, and trust yourself.

[carsonshawson]

villanelle: are you scared?

eve, looking her dead in the eye: no. 

villanelle: 

villanelle: okay well why didn’t you come to amsterdam i literally did that whole thing for you and then you didn’t even show up i was really sad like it wasn’t cool because i put a lot of time and effort i had to get a pig mask do you know how hard it is to find those and the dress was custom made and then you didn’t even show up like do you not like me anymore or something i know you have that new assassin but i kind of thought we had something special i don’t know you can tell me or whatever it’s fine i’m fine

eve: are you okay

villanelle, sobbing: i’m great

[thoodleoo]

careers that i am looking into:

harpy

beautiful and unattainable nymph who scorns the advances of men and gods alike

witch who turns men into pigs

[mysharona1987]

[forever-memes]

Big brain time

[shingojira]

strongly considering this one now

[worldofmy-own-deactivated201708]

Tilda Swinton risked arrest waving a rainbow flag in front of the Kremlin in violation of Russia’s new homosexual propaganda bill. And she wants everyone who can to reblog it in solidarity.

Guys please reblog this, it won’t ruin your blog, this is important

[gryffon]

casual conversation

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

Envious of this conversation.

[varsityqueerleadercaptain-deact]

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

[afeelgoodblog]

[ohitsdoublebee]

[diableries]

Adam Parrish & Ronan Lynch // The Raven Cycle

[longestnight]

you wear an ancestor's face. you look like a woman you'll never meet. in that mirror, there's thousands of you. and in the bath, when you look down, she looks back, shaking and deforming in the ripples as she lies beneath the surface.

[knox-knocks]

an au where the foxes didn’t find out about andreil in baltimore and they’re totally oblivious to it despite andrew and neil being anything but subtle

they don’t figure it out until neil is chilling with matt in the girls’ room. dan ordered takeout and allison put on some raunchy 90’s romcom that no one’s really paying attention to

matt turns to neil and asks “so how’s andrew?” it’s been a year and a half, after all, and the monsters have calmed down somewhat following the aftermath of last year, so surely andrew still can’t be messing with neil?

neil, not realizing matt was asking if andrew was still bothering him and hadn’t clocked that literally no one has picked up on the fact that andrew and neil don’t really hate each other let alone have been in a relationship for the past year replies, “i think i’m in love with him.”

matt just fucking chokes on his orange chicken

[knox-knocks]

dan, pounding on matt’s back: neil you were at each other’s throats in practice today?? you called andrew and asshole and andrew threatened to leave your ass on the side of the road??

neil, frowning: we were flirting

matt, wheezing, finally able to breathe: he shoved you up against the lockers the other day and had his hand around your throat!!

neil, face turning red: you saw that

[knox-knocks]

matt, rallying in order to be a good friend: h-how long have you two been....dating?

neil: almost two years

matt, trying not to pass out: please say sike

[chaos-nblm]

No offense but I want to be stupidly in love with someone. I want to be an utter fucking dumbass with someone and them have the same amount of chaotic energy. I want to go absolutely feral and them be just as into as I am