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job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?
Will I have to contribute fund to said pizza party?
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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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YOU ARE THE REASON

if i look back, i am lost
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@itsdawnybell
job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?
job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?
Will I have to contribute fund to said pizza party?
I have three days to pack up my entire apartment, do DoorDash to TRY and earn enough to make a cross country trip, get rid of anything that won’t fit in my car AND somehow repair my car????
Needless to say I am wide awake at 4am
Okee I did it def not instead of writing my WIP. This got WAY longer than I intended lmao.
Sylus x MC
Summary:
Sylus loves showering his attention on you, regardless of who is watching. As much as you love the constant love-bombing, you worry his reputation could take a hit with his obvious infatuation.
This, however, is proven to not be a concern. Which he is far too smug about.
~ not beta or proofread so if u see something no u didnt ~
good things will happen 🧿
things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
this for real fucking works
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I’m really looking forward to late March!
laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!
So this is a WIP for a fic im writing. I have no beta (but would love one so if u wanna)
Pairing: Sylus x You, Warnings: canon typical violence, 18+ (later chapters), possibly more as chapters get added, LaDS spoilers (main story and Sylus as well as other LIs in the future) Fic spoilers in tags so just fyi :) Summery:
You wake up in the N109 Zone after falling asleep during a game update-inside the Onychinus base, of all places. Shocked and confused but undeniably thrilled, you assume you’ve been randomly isekai’d into the game.
Being there feels strangely easy. The base feels familiar as much as it is new to you. Sylus feels unmistakably himself, yet subtly different from what you remembered. And the things you know continue to surface without effort, more instinct than memories from a game.
As the initial shock fades, a quieter unease begins to creep in-not because the world feels dangerous, but because it feels right. Too right. The longer you stay, the harder it becomes to ignore the sense that this place feels more real than the life you woke up from, like something you’ve been missing rather than something you’ve stumbled into.
Prologue under cut :) (lmk what u think but this is my first fic so pls be nice lmao)
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Feel free to come check it out 🖤
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Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
I really need this march
I see no lies.
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Hey guys. This is my new best friend. I’m making a cake.
I made my batter from scratch, and I made a strawberry yogurt frosting.
Cannot wait to see what this weird little guy looks like.
The lamb is done. The lamb is cooling.
the lamb did not come out of the pan very well. features have been lost. frosting may be needed to rescue the lamb.
Behold. My son.
hey op do you take criticism
i do not, and please don't speak to me or my son ever again
Happy Easter to the post that haunts my notifications. To the four thousand people who have asked me: yes I buttered and floured the pan. No this is not for making butter. Idk if it’s actually for a cake but it’s too big to use to make butter. Stay safe kids.
Happy Easter to this post once again. Apparently the pan has lead in it. Please stop messaging me about the lead. I know.
I feel like we have a spiritual successor to None Pizza with Left Beef: NONE CHEESEBURGER.
15 seconds.
Just take 15 seconds out of your busy lives to see what a squirrel does after a hard day of squirrelling.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”
always reblog tumblr identification
this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out
im laughins so hard who changed it
WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST
No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this
Well I never had the chance to watch Avatar the Last Airbender ever…. which sucks, but.. now it’s on the net flix so guess what ya boi’s doing !!!!!!
Man I dunno why Katara thinks Sokka’s so paranoid. If I saw a caillou lookin ass bitch come out of an iceberg with a six legged whateverthehell i would be suspicious and freak out too. Also Zuko please chill down
Caillou arrow boy why are you so nonchalant about being frozen for 100 years
“Relax Sokka, where we’re going you won’t need any pants!”
Aang what does that mean
What does that mean
Will you leAVE THAT POOR MAN’S CABBAGES ALONE
We gotta go see
In the fire nation
Those damn heterosexuals
Steampunk shit???? Steampunk shit????
Steampunk shit????
Steampunk shit????
I hate this whole Face Stealing shit. I’m going to die just don’t hurt my Boy
Thanks I hate it! I never want to see that millipede fuckass ever again
Do Not TOUCh my boys I’ll fucking cut you pPrincess Firebitch
No don’t float your hair down the river someone is going to Find It and then Find You and it will be Bad and I will cry
sECRET TUNNELLLLL
What if we kissed… in the labyrinth under a mountain… just kidding… unless…?😳
The earth kingdom city of
Oh no
Oh no
Oh shitfire
I think the only reason I was Going Apeshit over the avatar day ep is because I’d seen a lot of it with my friend once?? Even still, jesus fuckin christ 😂
The best reunion in cinematic history: Sokka and his boomerang
!!!! A GREMLIN
Sokka getting high off cactus water is something I’m less surprised about than I’d like to be. Also I wonder if those sandbender guys ever deal it out to people. Imagine. Cactus water cartels
Hm I think he’s just afraid of this one turning into the moon too-
Katara just made a direct callout post about me this isn’t allowed. Ma’am that isn’t allowed. She basically dished out rhetoric I give to other people all the time. I’m not the therapist friend per se but I am like… the shoulder-to-lean-on friend a lot of the time so hearing “..But now you’re not letting yourself feel anything. I know sometimes it hurts more to hope. And it hurts more to care. But you have to promise me that you won’t stop caring” hit me way harder than I thought it would now that it’s coming back at me, and now I Am crying. I Am
KATARA MOSES
nvm some rayquaza lookin-ass is about to merc them 😔👊
Listen I’m. Already having a shitty night. This leaves from the vine shit Did Not Help
arjssjjrjsjwjd epic rap haiku battles of history
I command this episode to stop murdering me
This Dai Li shit is freaking me the fuck out
Seeing the caption “[Dai Li screaming]” on the screen is very satisfying
Can these children never catch a fucking break
What the fuck is going on
Oh my god I’m dying!!!!!!! I love Sokka so much hes precious and a gift to this world the way he did that clappy thing and went :0 “Shopping!!!!!” GOD I fuxking. Love this boy. Forever
Sokka’s smile gives me MUCH serotonin
OH IROH’S FUCJIBG
MakjskajjwnebeSISIWKS HESS FUCJJIB HE S FUCKINGN RIPPED NOW YOOOO
“Seriously? It looks like the beach threw up all over it.”
…..me @ me
This forehead eye dude is fucking wack. What the hell and fuck
“Unfortunately, my success did not last, Aang.”
Of course it didn’t!!!!! It’s a motherfucking volcano!!!!!! What!! Did you think!!!! Was going!!! To happen!!!!!
Sparkysparky boom man!
S Sweatbending
bAbY yoUr’E mY drEaM giRL
I’m starting to think that Aang’s not just sleep deprived, he’s also high off his ass
Yo those tanks that are bendy???? They crawl??? Like the Insects???? Excuse???? 💜?????
“Your uncle has really gotten to you, hasn’t he?”
“Yes, he has.”
:D
:D
:D!!!!
My my. Combustion Man seems to have combustioned himself
Two bros chillin in a war balloon five feet apart cause they’re not gay
“My first girlfriend turned into the moon.”
“That’s rough buddy.”
THATS AN ACTUAL QUOTE? I THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS JUST MEMEING BECAUSE IT FUNNIE HAHA AND IT FITS W
This is the goddamn “Dash calls Danny a twink” situation ALL OVER AGAIN
Every time Sokka or Zuko smile or laugh, I go back a few seconds so I can see or hear it again
We can have one (1) time-wasting nonsense. As a Treat
This play is killing me I’m gong to die of secondhand embarrassment like actua- toPH OH MY FUCKING GOD
Toph: :D!! :D :D :D :D
Me:
Okay so does the island like… call upon people who are ‘lost’ in a few ways and make it so they are trapped there without knowing how until they find themself or some shit? It’s oddly specific speculation but like. I like the idea of an island that just fucking forces you to go to therapy
graMP GRAMP
I have NEVER cried over a reunion in a show or book or movie before now. Ever. Atla is breaking all kinds of records for me and I am having Emotions,
You know what? in a way I was right about it being therapy island
I got to see the absolutely stunning visuals and sweet conclusive scene of the end of this show… while shirtless in a dark pantry at 1am
Feel like I just speedran the whole series, op, thank you.
Always reblog the speed run ATLA post