[stufflikethathere]

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part

[oysters-aint-for-me]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[omegaversereloaded]

youll be able to find books and movies and music that change your life until the day you die. that's pretty good

[mythicdove]

hey. i'm outside. hey look if u could just. hey. Let me in. it's really cold out here and i see you've got a bowl of baby spinach there. I love baby spinach. Please let me in

[blueskittlesart]

1 minute of washing machine time is like 10 minutes human time. they live on a completely different scale that we could never begin to conceptualize

[theterribletenno]

Oh my god that's fucking hilarious

[ziraseal]

The arrow:

[elodieunderglass]

Genius idea to do this with a spaniel

[ahotknife]

the enormity of my desire disgusts me

[teathattast]

[brucewaynessoundingrod-deactiva]

[superarthurl]

[krisiverse]

[video description: a man playing saxophone in front of a large pipe. everything he plays echoes back through the pipe, resulting in a call-and-response type song. the person behind the camera claps along to the beat. end description.]

[akumeoy]

a reasonable society would base their entire economy around this

[powerful-owl]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

this one's been on the backburner for a bit

[sioltach]

Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird

[wizardarchetypes]

died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

[jaiwithanadult]

Prince: I wish to marry!

Queen: Only if she can pass my test: failing to sleep on a bed with a pea under it!

Prince: Why are you screening for princesses with sensory issues?

Queen: She must be true royalty! Only the most autistic girl in all the land shall marry my son!

[michaelblume]

The phrase “most autistic girl in all the land” popped unbidden into my head last night and I couldn’t remember who had made the joke and had to Google it

[fuddlyduddly]

I love when trans people look back on their earlier art, its always so interesting

[papayajuan2019]

youre gonna grow up and realize just how much more lightheartedness you need in life

[exciting]

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

[moonlitdremr]

Asked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s to weigh in for the hell of it