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I firmly believe that Ilya and Shane reveal their timeline to the Centaurs entirely by accident. Someone makes a comment in the locker room about how fucking horned up they are for each other. It's difficult not to notice the daily addition of new bruises and scratches and hickeys on both of their bodies and it's a well known fact that whoever ends up rooming next to them on the road will require industrial grade noise cancelling headphones. They've been living together for several years now and it doesn't seem to be slowing down at all. It's bordering on an intervention, the guys saying things like "honestly, it's worrying," and "how can two people have that much sex??"
Shane's actually the one to accidentally reveal the timeline, when he says "I mean, if you average it out by the seven years where we only saw each other a few times a year and the four years we were long-distance, we're probably still behind most couples."
The locker room falls silent for a few seconds before the whole team entirely loses their shit. "ELEVEN YEARS," "what the fuck, no, what the fuck," "since rookie season???" and the cat's out of the bag so Shane corrects them, "summer before." Meanwhile Ilya's just grinning maniacally in the corner, so pleased that Shane was the one to spill the beans because they were both sure Ilya would be the one to do it.
"ummm actually that wouldn't happen because-" playing!!! i am playing!!! come play with me!!! i even set up the sandbox with extra shovels!!! don't smack the barbie out of my hands!!
we are doing improv!! pick up a blorbo and yes and with me!!
IM PLAYING IM PLAYING
I think Ilya definitely decided to get his ears pierced at some point but when the moment came he was so scared that Shane had to hold his hand and stroke his hair and comfort him the whole time until it’s over. He then proceeds to obsessively look at them in the mirror while there are still tears streaming down his face and Shane is like “do you like them?” And Ilya sniffles and says “yes😢”
The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed
"what the fuck is your problem?" (compliment)
"are you sick in the head or something?" (flirtatious)
"fucking freak" (affectionate)
Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible
Pronouns
An accent
Bias
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.
Only girl on my adult soccer league team guess who has the most minutes
I know what’s wrong with me I’m just too employed to deal with it right now honestly
some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes
i will never get over this one i’m afraid
i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me
i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder
Fic where Cliff gets traded to Ottawa and Ilya isn't really sure how he'll react to the relatioship between him and Shane/ his queerness in general, so he tries to keep those things separate from each other