My Existence

shitposts and general life updates from a random Canadian dude

[birdsarecommunists]

Cute music terms to name your children:

Viola

Harmony

Melody

Cadence

Carol

Hymn

Celeste

Clef

Agitato

Oboe Player

F Sharp

♮

Barbaro

Plagal

Smorzando

ii♭ 6-4

Canon in inversion and augmentation

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Wrong Number

warlock: *touches mysterious orb found in cult base*

Asmodeus: well hello there

warlock: *eyes widen* uh…UH… WRONG NUMBER

ranger: ooc: new orb who dis?

warlock: How do i hang up?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

fun things to slip into conversation include

“i’m kinda fucking w/ the fourth wall here but-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“I’m only saying this for foreshadowing purposes”

[nienna14]

“this’ll make more sense when you meet your nemesis but-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“shit that’s not in the script”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i thought we cancelled this story arc”

[jelly-writings]

“Probably gonna rewrite this later so-”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“because this trope isn’t overused enough”

[solena2]

“Look, just because you didn’t read ahead-“

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“i think i just went through an entire character arc”

[bysaestyl]

i love being dm. it means i can ask the most innocuous questions totally unprompted to my players like “hey what’s your bard’s swimming speed?” and get this reaction every time

[quasikool]

“You touch it? Ok cool. Remind me, who is your God?”

[itsmymeaninglesslife]

Hey not sure if I have anyone else colourblind or nah but if you are Windows 10 has you covered.

[itsmymeaninglesslife]

AGGRESSIVE MARKETING

So I decided to look up a brand of earbuds because a youtuber i like was plugging them and now THEY ARE LITERALLY EVERY AD

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

You are Superman, aren’t you? Lois, look, we’ve been through these hallucinations of yours before. Can’t you see what you almost did? Throwing yourself off a building 30 stories high? Can’t you see what a tragic mistake you almost made? I made a mistake? I made a mistake because I risked my life instead of yours. Lois! Don’t be insane! And don’t fall down ‘cause you’re just going to have to get up again! Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut (2006)

[estebanwaseaten]

This scene features one of the best things about Chris Reeve’s portrayal, which is that he physicalized his different choices between playing Clark and Superman. Like, look at the difference:

He could go from Rick Moranis to Chris Evans with just his posture. It’s like his glasses are weighing his entire body down. Here it is, in motion:

Acting.

[mcgregorswench]

This is a perfect example that proves that the Clark Kent disguise actually does work….and how it works….

[intjint]

Christopher Reeve was the best Superman and still is

[geekinglikeaboss]

Are we gonna discuss that Lois Lane rationalized that Superman wouldn’t even feel a bullet, thus wouldn’t even know he hadn’t been hit, causing Clark Kent to reveal himself for who he truly is without her having to risk anybodies life?

[mcapriglioneart]

how to draw arms ? ? 

[swagginsloths]

holy fuck

[shoutsofthunder]

holy fuck is right… but… does it work with legs???

[mcapriglioneart]

yes !!

[empresspinto]

but how much extend

[thunar]

^^^^^^^^^^

[kvothe-kingkiller]

[gabbyzvolt25]

I NEARLY CHOKED

[lifeofcynch]

ENJFDFNFATFVFDF

[deactivated-blog]

finally. i can be accurate

[shiny-charming]

This is too fucking great to not reblog

[wishem]

I give it MASCLES

BIG MACHO

[keithislactoseintolerant-deacti]

🤣🤣

[urhella-gaychloe]

LMAOOOOOO

[fernacular]

Okay but for anyone who legit wants to know how to calculate it correctly:

The elbow joint on average rests a couple inches higher than the navel, so if you measure how long the distance is from the middle of the shoulder to that point then you have the length of the upper and fore arms!

[fernacular]

So if anyone’s wondering about legs too, the simplest rule of thumb is that the length from the top of the leg to the knee is equal to the distance between the top of the leg and the bottom of the pectorals:

And I wanna stress that when i say “top of the leg” i’m not talking about the crotch (please don’t flag me tumblr it’s an anatomical term) i’m talking about the point where the femur connects to the pelvis, which is higher up on the hips:

It’s easier to see what I’m talking about in this photo of a man squatting: 

So yeah if you use that measurement when using this technique you should get fairly realistically proportioned legs:

But remember! messing with proportions is an important and fun part of character design! Know the rules first so you can then break them however you please!

[im-a-hyperion-vault-hunter-deac]

HOW THE HELL DID I FIND THIS POST OMG

[erasaure]

[i-am-corbin-dallas]

Licherally in the midst of drawing a guy and crying at how bad the arms are. Thanks Tumbles

[drrockbell]

I only ever saw the part where people started drawing the limbs outrageously long and genuinely wanted to know how to fix that, so I’m really thankful to see the rest.

[steampunktendencies]

Super Dad built Son’s Steampunk Style Prosthetic Arm With A 3D printer He Got On Ebay

[itsmymeaninglesslife]

BLIZZARD DRIVING WOOO!!!!!

[what-even-is-thiss]

A dwarf with giantism who has never met a human before gets mistaken for a normal sized human when on the road and now she’s in too deep to back out

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: Say uh… what was your name again?

Dwarf, sweating: Uuuhhhh… Feliciadam Smithlee?

Human, named Jewelia: So your parents got clever too, huh? I feel ya.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dwarf: *points at a moose* WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

Human: I can see you’re from down south.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Human: So I’ve been waiting to mention this but uh… why is your accent kinda dwarf-ish?

Dwarf, now acquainted with the idea of respectability politics: That’s offensive.

Human: ….okay?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Dwarf: *infodumps about smithing for two hours*

Human: lol if I didn’t know better I’d think you were raised by dwarves

Dwarf: *visibly sweating*

[what-even-is-thiss]

One of the dwarf’s ten thousand cousins: Hey is that…

Dwarf: *just knocks him out cold*

Human: GIRL WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Dwarf: He owes me money.

[itsmymeaninglesslife]

Yeet myself into the void

So I had to bring snow tired down from the barn because winter and because Canada (I'm angry at your existence Tennessee) and as I step I realized all too late that the 3rd step from the top was just missing??? It was there. I stepped. It ceased to be. Nearly fell. Would not reccomend.

[damnukids]

[itsmymeaninglesslife]

Proud to be Canadian

[itsmymeaninglesslife]

Why was my childhood soundtrack Marcy Playground

Okay sometimes I cruise YouTube and find songs by Marcy Playground and I don't know how to cope with the sudden surge of childhood energy that comes from listening to it

[catchymemes]

[marcys-mareep]

does this mean finn’s backpack is red to him, and BMO is red too? Is the treehouse red to him??

[bigbossqueenpoison-archived-dea]

Fin is Red Green color blind, most people who are red green color blind are white males. 

(via)

[cosmic-philanthropy]

I was wondering why all the comparison pictures were the same, then I remembered I’m colourblind…

[itsmymeaninglesslife]

This is my life. About half these pictures look the same to me

[itsmymeaninglesslife]

October

It's only October, September was a sweat storm and as soon as it turned October we struggle to get to double digit temperatures. What the actual fuck the daytime low today is 0