The Fool

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[milf--adjacent]

Nothing in the rule book says a dog can't play basketball. There are a couple rules against trans women, however, so she'll have to leave.

[only-cat-memes]

[emailmore]

breaking news. POPEYE the SAILOR has forgotten to hold back, and KILLED bluto with a single wicked strike

[victusinveritas]

It's almost like something happened in 2020-now that is causing these problems.

[weaselle]

ignoring everything the pandemic response specialists were saying was good for the economy tho. State governors and federal agencies with no medical experience and no economics education told us so

[small-witch-big-hat]

"no reliable data" What A Curious Coincidence. I Wonder What Might Have Been Happening In That Period To Cause Such a Thing

[foxgirltail]

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

[demilypyro]

but it's so funnn

[demilypyro]

beep beep here i come, hope youre blocking low

[demilypyro]

MRRROWWWW

[demilypyro]

some buttons we dont press because theyre good.... we press them because we have a song in our heart and fire in our soul

[hartsnkises]

Alan Turing and Ada of Lovelace did not invent computer science for the girls and the gays to claim they can't do math

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[shrine-of-the-exoletus]

Maybe I should go to therapy

[penisdickcockpenis]

[haughtyraban]

bitching and moaning should lez out

[excited-by-indulgence]

I am not immune to hot girls (all girls)

[trangoldin]

[itstoys]

guh

[nohoperadio]

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

[phantomofthehoepera]

I want the record to state I have never been this hard in my entire life

[kosmogrl]

am I unforgivable or is it just wednesday

[intactics]

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.