[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[greelin]

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

[tatters-the-bat]

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

[leroleroart]

Depression comic

[cryinginribs-deactivated2026051]

who needs enemies when you have your own brain

[javascrypt]

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

[rounni]

[kurayamineko]

I have never felt more seen

[cryptotheism]

would u smoke with gilgamesh

"would you make world peace" "would you heal every sick person" don't ask stupid questions

[universalhorrorblog]

[hamaonoverdrive]

[byeimmoving]

[sandpapersnowman]

okay I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[kosmogrl]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[ilynpilled]

how it feels when one of your hyperfixations comes back and stronger than ever

[spyndylle]

[artyypartyy]

’kill them with kindness” WRONG. Rohirrim‼️🐴 🛡 ⚔️ 🐴⚔️🛡🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴⚔️⚔️⚔️🐴🛡🛡🐴🐴⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴🐴🐴⚔️🛡🐴⚔️🛡🛡⚔️🐴

[saipng]

tried to get on the bus today but the driver just tapped a sign that listed his DNI and drove off. wtf. i don’t even ship destiel.

[theartofangirling]

I’ve been waiting a year to post this

[theartofangirling]

it’s that time of year again

[evilwizard]

fuck i think i left my arcane talisman of +2 jumping in one of the village’s many random large breakable pots

[amateur-wizard]

FUUUCK when you told me to hide the Golden Idol of Divine Resilience I put it on a ledge only accessible with a boosted jump....

[evilwizard]

dude we are fucking screwed

[aevios]

Having ADHD is so fun because sometimes youre looking for something that you use regularly and definitely put away in a smart and reasonable place and you have absolutely 0 hope of remembering where and finding it. And then other times ur like "hmm I need a some kind of small pointed object. I feel like i remember seeing a paperclip under the left couch cushion a month ago, i wonder if its still there" and it is

[aevios]

"wait but if u saw the paperclip why would u just leave it there?" its the adhd. Also if i had put it away then i wouldnt have been able to find it a month later when i needed it. So. Checkmate neurotypicals.

[oakenroots]

Problem is when the ADHD catalogue is out of date, when you go to check under the couch cushion for that paperclip and it ISNT there, sometimes your brain will just give you a montage of false memories of everywhere you've ever seen a paper clip, like this

[akashicrecord]

starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club

[overturned-toybox-of-thoughts]

Why the fuck are you suggesting putting CHILDREN in a club?

[akashicrecord]

So they can sip grey goose, maybe have a cig, and feel the rhythm? Are you the fun police?