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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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shark vs the universe
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Game of Thrones Daily
I'd rather be in outer space šø
YOU ARE THE REASON
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$LAYYYTER

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Keni
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

if i look back, i am lost

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@itsophelia
This wonāt make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? Itās in every pregnancy book Iāve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didnāt learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff iād reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex,Ā but itās definitely a thing.
What the fuck
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ā¦.thank you tumblr??
hm.Ā
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
CRACKER BARREL HAS FALLEN
It was your case to solve, Agent Bering, and you did it.
DOCTOR WHO: THE RUNAWAY BRIDE (2006) written by Russell T Davies
i feel like th is never gets included with funny anachronistic bts period piece photos but itās one of my absolute favorites like yeah anne shirley cuthbert would want a fuckin frappuccino or whatever, she would LOVE it
EDIT:
i would like to formally apologize to the canadians of tumblr for calling what is āclearlyā a tim hortons iced capp āa frappuccino or whateverā. i was ignorant of your culture and i know that is no excuse for my flippant words. i have had tim hortons exactly once, at the vancouver airport in 2018, and i failed to eidetically recall the entirety of their menu and thatās on me.
MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie
What a universe. What a planet. Just when you think youāve seen the lot, thereās something like this.
you know what, fuck you *unkills your character*
this is the funniest fucking reply, everyone else go home
does anybody else remember when the h*nger g*mes movies were big and there was that really dark, haunting song in them about a man getting lynched and people watching it because that kind of violence was so normalized in their world (that āare you are you coming to the tree, they strung up a man, they say he murdered threeā song), and then in real life they made like a club version of that song to play on the radio
There is literally nothing funnier than the marketing of teh Hunger Games franchise because they couldnāt figure out what to do other than perfectly imitate the villains of the story
I still remember seeing the Capitol themed Hunger Games make up by Covergirl at Target and just being baffled.
Like⦠yall.
The problem, of course, is that Hunger Games is a deeply anti-capitalist, anti-consumption story, but it got so popular that every corporation was trying to market off it and *how do you do that* when conspicuous consumption is *the enemy*?
Lift them up.
[Image description: tweet by One Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar on January 17, 2022 at 9:12 AM:Ā āThe first rule of burning down the patriarchy is to never use other women for kindling.ā]
(this includes trans women)
Sorry if itās a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like itā¦.. and againā¦. sorry Andrew
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The window visual did me in Iām wheezing
I havenāt seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.
DOCTOR WHO ā Centenary Special (Autumn 2022) āŗāŗāŗ Jodie Whittaker as The Doctor
Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them
This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.