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pocketss

Happy Halloween!! Eat lots of candy and stuff!!!

iguanamouth

the-vegan-muser

The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.

sorceringing

cyan-biologist

ayellowbirds

listen, sometimes necromancers get bored, and there’s always lots of little bones laying around….

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

“Gonna make a bone spider”

“Why”

“BECAUSE I DO WHAT I WANT”

reallymadscientist

I work in a government-funded spider research lab at a top university and we have this in our lab:

kirstenmcduffie

clint barton is the kind of guy who would use his corn fields to set up a corn maze for the kids in his town during the month of october

fishmooney-deactivated20170607

#clint barton is the kind of guy to get lost in that corn maze while making it#‘kate i need you to help me with something’#‘what’#'i’m lost in a corn maze and i need you to come get me’#cut to clint shooting arrows straight up in the air so kate can find where he is in the maze#he’s lost for maybe an hour but he was already mentally planning out his will#'kate gets the arrows and the dog’ (captainasexual)

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Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin’ your heavy ass through the burnin’ desert with your dreadlocks stickin’ out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin’ all big and bad… and what the hell is that smell?! Independence Day (1996)

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gabriellemkari

Once upon a time…a long time ago… 🌾

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taksaru-blog

That’s dedication

ultrafacts

The fake eruption of Mt. Edgecumbe was the work of a local prankster, 50-year-old Oliver “Porky” Bickar. The idea to ignite the volcano had occurred to him in 1971. As soon as he thought of the idea, he knew he had to do it. So he collected 70 old tires that he kept in an airplane hangar. But he had to wait three years, until April Fool’s Day 1974, until the visibility conditions were just right for the prank.

Concerned residents spilled out of their homes onto the streets to gaze up at the volcano. Calls poured in to local authorities. The Coast Guard commander radioed the Admiral in Juneau who ordered a chopper be sent out to investigate.

As the Coast Guard pilot approached Mt. Edgecumbe, the plume of smoke grew in size. Finally he was right above it, and he peered down into the crater. At first, he couldn’t believe what he was seeing. He looked more closely, and then he laughed. Stacked in the cone of the volcano, burning with a greasy flame, was a huge pile of old tires. And spray-painted in the snow beside the tires, in 50-foot-high black letters, were the words “APRIL FOOL.”

Porky’s favorite response to the prank was when he received a letter from an attorney, inside of which was a clipping from the Denver Post with a photo of Mt. St. Helens erupting. Attached was a note that read, “This time, you little bastard, you’ve gone too far.” [x]

platoriagf

run in here and come get yall juice

[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]

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suspention

have you ever felt like you really want to talk about your feelings but at the same time it’s like “nah no thank you, i’m okay”

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You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

iamfuckingweeping

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

just-shower-thoughts

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

advanced-procrastination

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

themaddogofshimano-deactivated2

If I recall, they did used to be the corresponding months. It was just when Roman leaders Julius Caesar and Augustus came into power, the months July(Julius) and August(Augustus) were added, thus throwing off the numbering of the calender.