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K, she/they, 28. Bisexual. Header by @catcrumb

[jevilcore]

The velvet worm has a beam attack. This is because it is God’s favourite beast.

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

im sorry his swag is just unparalleled i know i could never pull this off and yet i need every part of this fit

[uhhhhmanda]

I thought this might have been from the Reading Rainbow x Star Trek crossover episode (WHICH SOUNDS FAKE I KNOW but it was real and totally worth watching especially for Michael Dorn dramatically exiting the makeup trailer and saying "Step aside. I take LARGE STEPS," which has been a part of my familect ever since.)

But it's from a test fitting for the visor! That's just how LeVar dressed!

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[radio-galaxy]

fuck you *webtoon-ifies your griddlehark*

here’s a comic i’ve been working on off-and-on for a couple months. it was a lot of fun getting to try out a scrolling format for a comic! if you actually scrolled and read this far, high five and thanks <3

[project-catgirlpiller]

[tiny-space-whale]

Reblog if you are a human rights extremist who believes that all humans are equal and has no sense of loyalty to nation states.

[willgrahamscock]

nature is beautiful

[msh2o2]

That is the most beautiful mantis I have ever seen does anyone have her number?

[willgrahamscock]

shes not interested in youu

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[wheelie-sick]

for the lovely lovely deafies out there who want to get involved in direct action you absolutely 100% cannot ever bring a hearing aid or cochlear implant with bluetooth to any direct action. bluetooth devices all carry a unique signal that can be used to identify you if it's picked up at a direct action. go with a [more] hearing buddy and communicate in sign language. if you don't mutually know a sign language then come up with gestures. do not risk your freedom because you want to have your hearing aid/cochlear implant at the action. it's not worth it.

[wheelie-sick]

flock cameras are also now tracking bluetooth device signatures when you pass them. if you drive past a flock camera with your bluetooth-enabled hearing aid or cochlear implant, the flock camera knows you passed through

[thewolfwaitsbelow]

Wait I just realized this is gonna apply to all cgms and most if not all insulin pumps. They’re all Bluetooth devices, it’s essential to how they work

[unidentifiablelifeform]

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[drtrinitysantos]

I need to smoke weed with this bitch

[is-this-fascism]

its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

[is-this-fascism]

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

[plaguedocboi]

You know what? You’re right. Thank you south carolina aquarium

[akihatohnoofficial]

[inkandguns]

[lillytheaspie]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and like why is there even still gender segregated tennis in the first place. it's hitting shit with a racket. anyone can do that against anyone. like I feel like we've had pretty significant proof that women can and do whup any man's ass at tennis for uuuuuuh however long the Williams sisters have been doing it. what on earth is the point of "sex testing" the players. let them all just hit the fucking balls at whoever they want who gives a fuck.