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I'm pretty sure I can do a handstand but I don't need to prove anything to you 

[spineless-lobster]

I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

lying in front of the street cleaner

[nic0las-uncaged]

did the street cleaner believe you?

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people

[homunculus-argument]

I put the cons in consciousness and the war in awareness. The devil may be in the details but I'm the imp in implication. Above all else I am extremely annoying.

[blessyouhawkeye]

gagging you with our red string of fate to shut you up for one fucking second

[writing-is-a-martial-art]

truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.

[patrochilles-or-bust]

I am pleading once again for white liberals to read The New Jim Crow and see how racist policing and law enforcement is 1) bipartisan and 2) the key to how people of color (Black people specifically) are systemically, violently, and purposely kept in check in this country. Begging y'all to see that someone doesn't have to say a slur to be antiblack in the entirety of their belief system, that the status quo you live under is maintained by the suffering (both current and potential) of millions

[toiletpotato]

The New Jim Crow (PDF)

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Potato do not be playing with y'all lmao, get this free education!

[charl0ttan]

is anyone else scared or is it just me and every deer

[mobylace]

[captain-cargoshorts]

Me, checking IMDB: I bet it's Doug

IMDB:

[crystaltoa]

[stuckinapril]

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

[blasting-the-bee-movie-script-d]

It's with a heavy but hopeful heart that I watch Palestinian families fundraiser on here, slowly accumulating the precious little money to go around that they need to survive. However, not everyone is so lucky. A lot of Palestinians that have not had that kind of luck, that did not get early verification, that did not get massive platforms behind them from large bloggers, have approached me in my inbox, asking me kindly to do what I can for them. It kills me that I have so little to give myself, but I've seen this platform collectively raise enough to change someone's life. I've made a list of Palestinian fundraisers that are extremely low on funds, in the hope that drawing attention to people who have not been lucky at all can help turn that luck around. I know most of us can't possibly give enough to get all of these families safe in one go. But please, reblog this list. Pick one or two fundraisers, give what you can, and then keep track of it. Slowly, collectively, we can make a difference in these people's lives. Share and donate as much as you can. https://docs.google.com/document/d/178EGDFKkHlh3y4TMVX82kqgITHsqtoMdNccI2f_94Os/edit?usp=sharing

[komsomolka]

Low On Funds Palestinian Fundraisers

LOW ON FUNDS: Ahmed Halas fundraiser Maher fundraiser Mohammed Alwadiya fundraiser Mohammed Ayyad fundraiser Shady Samir Ashour fundraiser

!!!

[phantomrose96]

A master to his action-hero trainee says, "Your movements are sloppy. You lack awareness of your body when you fight. Your hands move and yet you do not hold them in your mind's eye. Come. We will remedy this."

And then the master paints his trainee's fingernails and orders the trainee to complete a series of complicated tasks without smudging the nail polish.

[phantomrose96]

Trainee grumbles that this is stupid when the first set of tasks is just cleaning the dojo. Within two minutes he reaches for the dustpan and knocks the edge of his pinky nail against it in a way he's never noticed before. He's staring at the baby blue smudge and suddenly he understands things differently.

[phantomrose96]

There's a montage of days passing as he fetches water, chops wood, hoes crops, washes clothes. His nails are a different color during each cut. He's sprinting up the mountain with a fresh wet pedicure and the master is nodding in approval. The master's nails are flawless tech art.

[phantomrose96]

He's reached his final assessment and it's a sparing match against his master. The air smells of acetone. His and the master's nails are all freshly painted. He must land a blow on the master with his mani and pedi fully intact.

Suns and moons pass. Streak in the ring finger. Smudge on the pinky. A full-handed block at the cost of three nails of paint. A hit on his master, and he hoots in delight until the master points out the unguarded toe whose polish is now streaked across the master's robe.

Days pass in frustration and exhaustion. By day 40, he has every digit of his acutely in his mind's eye. He senses the master's attack, ducks, dodges, all fingers all toes all himself, aware, and he strikes with his wooden sword.

It connects with the master. The master pauses. The trainee raises his left hand into view--5 digits of flawless sunflower yellow. His left foot. His right foot. And finally his right hand, raised in triumph.

The master smiles. "You have passed. I have just one more technique to teach you."

The technique is how to draw little flowers into the nail art. So really this one is optional.

[mohmadelser-deactivated20241227]

Help my kids escape

We are a family living in the Gaza Strip, living war, living bombing, destruction, hunger, starvation and loss. We lost our home and part of our family. Because of the tents and the extreme heat, my children are suffering from skin diseases that affect their health.

https://gofund.me/f784eeba

I ask everyone to donate and participate to save my children

Donate to Help Muhammad's family get out oftheGaza, organized by Muhammad Alsir

Hello everyone, I am Muhammad Al-Sir. I am 42 years old from the Gaza Strip. I… Muhammad Alsir needs your support for Help Muhammad's family

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@rwuffles @mogai-sunflowers

[halforchalfsister]

May we all one day live in dogshit fuck all happening boring ass nothing to talk about but the weather times

[inactiveaccount082024]

masterlist of palestinians that have asked me to share their campaigns!

all of these have been vetted unless otherwise stated, proof is under the links for their posts. i will keep this updated, if you see this via a reblog, click the original post to get the most up to date version!

CLOSE TO THEIR GOAL!

@anqar €16,530 / €20,000

gofundme link + their post

@ahmedalnabeeh11 €22,988 / €30,000

gofundme link + their post

@mohiy-gaza $17,466 / $31,000

gofundme link + their post

@ahmadresh $8,168 / $10,000

gofundme link + their post

@mohammedaldeeb €38,002 / €55,000

gofundme link + their post

@save-family €14,342 / €20,000

gofundme link + their post

@save-salam-family €22,283 / €40,000

gofundme link + their post

@firas-salem €34,632 / €65,000

gofundme link + their post

UNDER HALF THEIR GOAL!

@save-ahmed-family1 €1,111 / €20,000

gofundme link + their post

(note: this one has yet to be vetted but i investigated it and it seems to be legit. they're low on funds so consider donating!)

whadi £1,535 / £100,000

gofundme link + post w info/verification

(note: whadi doesn't have tumblr, but the campaign is verified and he desperately needs cancer treatment)

@eslamfamily $1,715 / $50,000

gofundme link + their post

@ayoosh-gaza $2,523 / $20,000

gofundme link + their post

@mohammed-salem €3,878 / €50,000

gofundme link + their post

@ghaziyounes1967 $3,844 / $50,000

gofundme link + their post

@saveyouseffamily €3,723 / €20,000

gofundme link + their post

@omargaze £4,341 / £20,000

gofundme link + their post

@savepalestineinfamily19 €5,172 / €50,000

gofundme link + their post

Fatima (staff deleted her account) €5,272 / €20,000

gofundme link + 90-ghost's reblog of her post

@talafamily $5,804 / $40,000

gofundme link + their post

@tahreer-1990 $6,610 / $65,000

gofundme link + their post

@alaakh99 €6,959 / €100,000

gofundme link + their post

@noorabd1992 $9,431 / $45,000

gofundme link + their post

@asmaayyad €10,437 / €45,000

gofundme link + their post

@mahmoud0hilles €10,577 / €50,000

gofundme link + their post

@ahmedhelllis €10,727 / €80,000

gofundme link + their post

@save-mohamed-family $11,240 / $50,000

gofundme link + their post

@amna-merwan €14,001 / €40,000

gofundme link + their post

@bshaeromars-blog $15,086 / $40,000

gofundme link + their post

@wafaaresh €28,300 / €100,000

gofundme link + their post

@yasermohammad €16,794 / €35,000

gofundme link + their post

[heritageposts]

I'm writing this post to bring attention to the GFM campaign of @nor-famaily, a mother of five in Gaza.

Last week, Nour came very close to dying. She was out getting food for her family when a building close to their tent was bombed. Because of the injuries Nour suffered, she now has to rely more on her children, the oldest being only 13, to secure water and food for the family's survival.

If you have the means, please consider donating. Even a small donation could make a big difference!

-> Donation link

Currently at: $9,145 / $90,000

For information on how this campaign has been vetted and organized, see this post by @/killy.

[garudagay]

I donated $5 can anybody match me?

[bi-enad]

Matched! Can someone else continue?

[harlyhyde]

<3

[heritageposts]

$12,678 / $90,000

If you can, please help keep this fundraiser moving!

-> Donation link

[stuckinapril]

My heart breaks whenever I think of the fact that evacuation funds are at the bottom of a very long list of things Palestinians have to deal with once they do actually escape. Then it’s finding somewhere to live, then it’s finding a way to sustain themselves, then it’s dealing with the impossible weight that comes in the wake of surviving a genocide… it’s literally all so beyond our comprehension. I truly, genuinely cannot compute how some people are going through such insurmountable amounts of grief and suffering. Helping Palestinians reach the fundraisers is—literally—the least we can do.

[stuckinapril]

Please please continue donating to and sharing Hani’s fundraiser. This fundraiser has been stalling for months, and what terrifies me about that is the fact that two toddler children’s livelihoods rely on it reaching completion. This family’s main breadwinner, Hani’s dad, passed away in an attack on Al-Shifa hospital. This really is their only possible way to evacuate to safety and be able to affords basics like food and a roof to sleep under. Please keep donating. Please keep sharing. Every day I’m more and more worried for this family.

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

Despite the amount of notes on this post, we still haven’t raised enough money for Hani’s family today.

Currently €54,746 raised of €65,000 goal as of end of day August 17. We need €254 more in the next few hours to be on track to finish this campaign by the end of next week.

Please save the children from long term malnutrition on top of constant fear of violence and displacement. This is an urgent plea and call to action to donate what you can. Please check the raffle on my pinned. Donate and enter to get a custom tote bag and save a family from starvation and danger.

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@fangymutt @hobbithun @shamemp3 @marxism-transgenderism @jewishdainix

@spreadsheetdyke @komsomolka @feluka @transmutationisms @negreaux

@vamptits @rthko @flouryhedgehog @t4tvampireisms @11thsense

@khanger @thorerre @yourbelgianthings @handweavers @sketiana

@fcbalding @girlinafairytale @loonarmuunar @kittykatninja321 @decolonisers

@elpeor @camgirlpanopticon @northirish @death2germany @girlbloke

@maryoliverdotcom @littlestpersimmon @wutheringheightsfilm @officialspec @bubblymilk

@arty-cakes @northern-passage @chronic-lesbian @giddlygoat @a-casual-egg

@transguyhawkeye @fire-bay @would-it-hurt-if @smug-era-ni @rosenkranz-isnt-dead

@hussyknee @pinchan @annelidist @so-3i3 @thegalacticidiot

[teaboot]

Went to the Aboriginal artifact exhibit in Chicago. And it’s interesting. How many blankets and masks and totem poles say ‘unknown source’, because every five seconds my mom would stop and point to something and say. “Pauline’s grandmother made that,” or, “That belongs to Mike’s family, I should call him” because. It’s all stolen

[teaboot]

“These artifacts were excavated by archaeologists from a burial site in the 1970’s. The remains were returned for reinterment” Okay cool, cool cool. So you just, like. Dug up the grave of a respected family member, stripped them naked, mailed their body back to their family and kept everything they were lovingly put to rest in. Like a graverobbing bastard

[toothmuncher3000]

Reminds me of the time when of the elders from my hometown started touching a totem pole in the Museum of Anthropology out at UBC and got yelled at by the staff, only to tell him that the pole had been stolen off of the front of her bighouse when she was ten years old.

Museum collectors did the equivalent of kidnapping a family member when they were away fishing.

[jenroses]

[totallynotagentphilcoulson]

The Native American Graves Protection and Repatriation Act requires all institutions that receive federal funding to repatriate remains and artifacts so if you can identify the source of something on display absolutely get a hold of that institute’s repatriation office