Killing Gary

I kill Gary. Things I created.

[alleycatboy]

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

[self-aware-alien]

missionary so we can continue our argument from before

[thebadtimeskid]

Doggystyle so you can watch the PowerPoint presentation I made outlining why you were wrong

[plaguedocboi]

I’m crying over this picture

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sandmandaddy69]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[anime--irl]

[biglawbear]

My reaction to any anti trans legislation

[191717718817188191929-deactivat]

top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

[191717718817188191929-deactivat]

people on this saying “all these except 4” in the tags. you are not being cute by saying so. I am fucking begging you to eat your veggies

[brucebocchi]

[rwoh]

Sokka and Zuko both have high intelligence and low wisdom and the only difference is that Sokka has high Charisma. In this essay I will-

[sokkas-b-plot]

“sokka has high charisma” that’s a BOLD claim about this guy:

[queerical]

you say that like it didn’t work

[disasterdrow]

that line would only have worked for someone with supernaturally high charisma.

[supremesaudi]

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

[i-hold-the-snitch]

His name was jarred hes nineteen

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[carrotdiscs]

[funnytwittertweets]

[fizzywrench]

[that-sweet-jester]

Peter:👁️👄👁️

[ejacutastic]

[gen-z-culture-is]

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

well yeah how is shakespeare gonna recognize a blue hedgehog when he’s dead

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

i have misunderstood the post