Naruto: What's all that about? You mad at me or something?
Sasuke: I don't know. Did you do something to make me mad? Because then I am. But if you didn't, then I am not.
Naruto: I didn't do anything.
Sasuke: Then I am not mad.
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Sasuke: I am mad. Last night, Naruto had a sexy dream about someone. And I know it wasn't about me, because he knows that I hate when men call me baby. And, yes, people are allowed their private thoughts, and I shouldn't be so angry, but I am an Uchiha, so I get to feel whatever I want.
















