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(it/she) Just a tired sapphic doll trying to exist.

[pokabu]

welcome to my blog i hope you like lesbians

[olive-pup]

Installing updates

[xviolentxyouthx]

[shrineart]

I know some people on my dash that might appreciate this.

[laura-the-swarming]

@the-lumpfish-queen @kira-serialfaggot @slicedcheesegremlin

[screenshotsofdespair]

[genderfluidratswitheyes]

@funnier-as-a-system

[funnier-as-a-system]

[Image description: two options. They read: “Delete Memory” and “Block Memory”. / end description]

[dr-manhattan-alt]

My new and absolutely normal i swear obsession is hand routed, or otherwise free-form, circuit board layouts.

It just strikes such a beautiful intersection between artistic and tech that gives me all the right neuron activations.

[femmefaramir]

older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

[hobbit-hole]

there’s a thundering sound in the distance as the rohirrim ride into war but rather than hoofbeats it’s the collective sound of all their cheeks clapping

[delicatelytoobear]

the artist for this particular piece is Frank Frazetta and to be fair to him this is how he drew the orcs armor 

so the rohirrim comment is probably not that far off

[adhd-trash-mammal]

That’s a man who just straight up had a problem with the concept of wearing pants into battle, and I respect that

[cumaeansibyl]

male or female

hero or villain

sea or land

even in the snow

I guarantee you Frazetta’s Rohirrim were 100% pants-free

[missmollyetc]

Good Old Frank. That man loved bodies and hated clothes so much

[thebyrchentwigges]

[trist-pkmngal]

Frank Frazetta was the reason He-Man was designed like that; the producers conduct a study to see what art appeal the most to children, and Frank’s work came out on top in popularity. So everyone in He-Man is dressed the way they are directly because of Frazetta.

[snugglebunchesofeyes]

That man gave us the gift of warrior thighs and tits for everyone.

[olderthannetfic]

Ah, it has been too long since I have seen the no pants post on my dash. And yes, this is a rare case where it wasn’t some sexist nonsense but an egalitarian No Pants Agenda.

[olderthannetfic]

It’s time for my regular reblog of Gondor Needs No Pants

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

Frank Frazetta - Wikipedia

“I am definitely an ass man. It blows my mind. Talk about simple shapes. Two very simplistic curves. It’s so dumb, but they are fascinating as hell. It’s more than that. It’s the way the rest of the anatomy ties into that area — incredible beauty”

- Frank “godfather of fantasy art” Frazetta

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[diagnosed-overthinker]

love it when people link wikipedia pages instead of explaining the point. The url alone conveys so much disdain and contempt. Here is the information you desire, i found it with ease.

[mioxenoblade]

🍜🍥🍜

[ghost-mantis]

[8akesale]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

they don't tell you this but the stalker girlies are free you don't need to go anywhere you just need to post a picture of outside your house and they'll arrive when your posting schedule implied you'd be asleep. and then you can just pick them up and keep them.

[witch-machine]

Handlers love to pull this advancement

[yuriartillery]

i remember you from my past lives. yeah. terrible lay. also a really boring kill. every single time we met even. wanna find out if the pattern holds

[babushkaat]

[foone]

I'd pay extra for an adblocker which didn't just hide the ad, but drew a cat arm reaching down from the top of the screen to cover up the ads

[12pmm]

[artesian-diff]

For future references:

This does not explain how to give credit to the extradimensional being who bestowed the vision upon you, but APA is a bit limited as a citation format.

[esoanem]

[64mpg]

what do you mean my childhood affected me

[64mpg]

i have terrible news

[poughkeepsietapes]

i’m never gonna stop laughing about this. it debuted on tumblr in 2017 and i think of it OFTEN.

[sleepyjump]

shoutouts to women who have druglike aoe effects i love you women who have druglike aoe effects

[sleepyjump]

basically the best feeling in the world is when im like lightly dazed and a little clingier than usual and i feel myself just naturally agreeing with everything im being told and echoing things a lot and my voice is a little higher pitched and i cant seem to take my eyes off the girl next to me and

[sleepyjump]

you know how bug bites are scientifically measured by that one guy that lets them bite him and goes "yeowch! preddy hurts.... one million paindollars to this ant?" they should let me do that with intensity of brainwashing / mesmerizing / aoe effects. id be literally so great at it

[sleepyjump]

i should be able to connect with people like on linkedin except on tumblr for no reason in particular. i should really really be able to do this as soon as possible

[missmaymeltsmymind]

Oh, this is Me! I do this!

Girls should spend extended amounts of time around Me and feel themselves naturally changing slightly to better suit My will. It's good for Me. Give it an hour or two, and you'll realise that's important. Five or six, and I don't think anything else will compare.