iykury

𐑦𐑑/𐑦𐑑𐑕 | 23 | 𐑝𐑶𐑚 𐑒𐑮𐑰𐑗𐑼 :3 | 𐑐𐑤𐑰𐑟 𐑛𐑴𐑯𐑑 𐑒𐑷𐑤 𐑥𐑰 ‹𐑛𐑵𐑛› 𐑯𐑯𐑯 | 𐑯𐑱𐑥 𐑦𐑟 𐑐𐑮𐑩𐑯𐑬𐑯𐑕𐑑 ‹𐑲𐑒𐑼𐑦› it/its | 23 | voib creacher :3 | please don't call me "dude" etc. | name is pronounced /⁠ˈajkəri⁠/ (IKE-ur-ee)

[iykury]

hewwo :3

[iykury]

gonna start tagging self posts and reblogs with commentary as #the voib speaketh, or maybe something else if anyone has any better iydeas for what to call it

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[lisa-ssp-deactivated20210503]

hey guys look…i found one of those iconic viral Tumblr posts

[thescaredfluid]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[p-arker]

[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens

[nightcoremoon]

aliens: [slide nasa $40]

nasa: lmao what aliens

[slitherpunk]

nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[r0zeclawz]

i just found this on my files and i feel like i mustve made this but i have no fucking memory at all of doing so. its just called the_carnage.gif

[encryptidarchivist]

i love lowland streaked tenrecs because they’re like if a mammal was a caterpillar

[encryptidarchivist]

look at this thing. the animal

[rederiswrites]

Wow. Wikipedia image not any less mammal that is caterpillar.

[pansy2025]

things used to be $5

[terriblewomanyuri]

anyways the politics of a lot of people on here boil down to "the only problem with kiwifarms is that they weren't woke about it" and "we'll do it wokely this time"

[touhouweed]

thinkin abt the time I took Engie out to potty one night, and he saw a rabbit so because I didnt want him to start chasing it I went "Stay!" just as the rabbit started to run off, n Engie and the rabbit both stayed, rabbit hung around like 3 feet away until I went back inside

[dambiex]

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

[thefuzzydave]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[stupidbeecandle]

I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job.  There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept.  The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.

Even in the house it was LOUD.  Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval.  You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off.  It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.

At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks.  People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.

One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit.  It did.  Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that.  People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.

That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days

[glowingghosty]

[mcnerds]

you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question

[stupidbeecandle]

But then you wouldnt have known about the moose

[fimbry]

Oh worm?

[tpwrtrmnky]

It's really quite bizarre how much work in trans healthcare bases itself on the idea that a patient who deliberately seeks out the Penis Removal Doctor and says "Yes, Penis Removal Doctor, I am certain that I would like to have my penis removed" might be lying to the Penis Removal Doctor, so that they can have their penis removed without actually wanting that.

[elizabisme]

Because in the US you can sue because you’re not satisfied with the outcome. The outcome is almost always sub-optimal by virtue of the state of medical technology in the current year. The doctor has to have the patient “prove” it so the patient can’t come back and sue afterwards.

[tpwrtrmnky]

So ignoring that the satisfaction rates for these procedures are extremely high, tumblr user elizabisme, please explain how the fuck american legal procedures make it so that the gender clinic in Norway asks patients what clothes they wear while masturbating and deny treatment if they answer "wrong".

[tpwrtrmnky]

Would you like to explain to the audience how asking teenagers "do you think about your parents when you masturbate" was intended to guard a Norwegian hospital from a kind of lawsuit that does not happen in Norway?

Oh, but before you answer, mind filling out a form about which of your body parts you're most uncomfortable with, so you can't sue me, a Norwegian who is not practicing medicine in the united states of america, for medical malpractice within the scope of the laws of a country I do not live or work in?

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

ok mood thank u emily dickinson relatable queen

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[is-this-fascism]

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

[puppygirllaika]

I've decided I'm done arguing for just the decriminalization, legalization, and even regulation of sex work. I'm ready to believe in an even brighter future. I'm now an advocate for sex work subsidization.

[puppygirllaika]

If nothing else, sex workers should at the very least be entitled to state-sponsored medical, dental, and vision coverage, as well as the (at least theoretical) protection of the law. Realistically they should also get workers comp and all that jazz. ideally they should have government-subsidized incomes and retirement options and representative organizations capable of collective bargaining.

[pokeballvictimized]

If you read any amount of contemporary fantasy of varying quality, you've probably seen a depiction of a single unified church, monotheistic or polytheistic, which clearly takes inspiration from christianity, including crosses, priestly vestments, associations with healing and, of course, borrowing the trappings of being a moral authority while being deeply corrupt and excusing the abuses of its clergy. I have a lot of mixed feelings on this. On one hand, I am not exactly a fan of religion in general, nor the catholic church specifically. I think it is absolutely worth pointing out the way in which highly regimented religious organizations discourage critical thought and amass power while pretending to be a neutral and/or moral authority. On the other hand... it gets boring? We've seen it all before. It's such a waste of such a fascinating aspect of human life - what people believe in and how that influences their day-to-day and their politics. I've fucking seen the catholic church, I know what to expect. It's so much more interesting to me to see an author's take on how else a religion might be structured. Especially in a fantasy setting where magic is real and there might be actual proof of beings that we would call gods! How come the catholic church just exists as a one to one analog for what we have in reality when the world is so incredibly different!?!?!