Jack Critter

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one. :)

[jackcritter]

hmnnn parents. I'll talk when she's ready to use nice words. whatever. silence be upon ye.

[man-offical]

TAG GAME OF MAN!!! TAG YOUR FRIENDS OK??

answer my questions. ok?

1. What the thing you last consumed?

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

4. Do you ever shut up?

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

7. What is your least favourite colour?

@incognitostunner @woman-offical @stagefrightbaxter @callofwinter @holymolyitssam @tagging-officals-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @eric-cartman-offical and open tags. ok? answer my questions. DO IT.

[themonthguy]

1. A nice apple

2. Crashed at 21:30, but i woke up multiple times during the night

3. 4:10 am and i started doing homework

4. NO

5. ofc i do i have one big teddy, then one small teddy, then my first plushie ever which should be a dragon but looks more like a donkey so we called it "ciucciodrago" (ciuccio is dialect for asino which is donkey) then an autism creature i made, two kitties i made, harethur Lester which i also made and then a hermit crab my mother gifted to me

6. genderfluid and agender you guys rock

7. purple which is ironic since my fav is yellow

Open tagsss

[izzynstuffz]

hello i think we chill so i shall reblog..

salami and cracker

11:30? i think?

probably 6:30…

yes… when i am sleepy ….

yuh huh!! i have a big mushroom plushie and an amorphous batman blob that i cuddle

women (basic (im a dyke)) but also! genderqueer!

probablly neon orange….. but i like most colors!

TAGS @clownfish-casino @misty-zzz @choppedliver12 @bellefromhelle (i miss you bro) @cecilsrandomeverything @doveofthejay boom!!!!

[clownfish-casino]

Hellooooo

granola bar 🥰

I DON'T KNOW maybe like... 12:45-1:00... I was tired

ooughh like. 9:00 (eight full hours of sleep !!!!! this is so rare for me)

YES ::(

YEAH I have three on my bed rn 🥰 duck (matching with my best friend), corgi Thing (qlsooo from her) and this freaky long cat thing from my other friend, her name is Debby

dunnoo if they have specific names for specific sets of neopronouns but ? neopromouns usersss ooo... I rememeber seeing big long comprehensive lists of neopronouns and thinking they were so epic

y'know the color of those butter or snot flavored jellybeans. ickkyy color and icky candy I do not like

@hauntieannes @entity-system @howardisawkwardlyexisting @jadealaide anndd anyone else I am not great at remebering usernames

[howardlyexisting]

Small bag of Famous Amos cookies

Not a DAMN clue

Probably an hour go or less

Sometimes but most of the time absolutely not.

Well there’s: Willoughby the Buffalo, Mimikyu, A white cat with pink wings that @featured-the-creature gave me, a plush dog that looks like and is named after my childhood dog: Stryker, Luffy and two Laboons (one big and one small) that mom crocheted, and a couple of others I can’t remember rn

I quite enjoy the people who looked at gender and said: “No thanks” like Agender, Nonbinary, Voidgender, etc.

Uhhhhh I’m not sure I actually quite like most colours… But if I had to pick then like the colour of cat puke, yk? That dull greenish-yellowish shit.

@thetravelingfrogwizard, @featured-the-creature, @ramdomassaccountname, @blinddetective, @churchedcannibal, @urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman + the ones who scroll now past this post (open tags)

[thetravelingfrogwizard]

1. A creamsicle i believe

2. Around 1:09 am

3. First 4:23, then around 9-10:00

4. Yes a lot actually

5. Yes! Usually a frog i named Muriel :3

6. Good question i have no idea

7. Anything neon that does NOT need to be neon

@ilikegarlicbread1673 @robination @akirazb @theindescribable1 @ryderthequeerious @queerbookbitch and anyone else :D

[queerbookbitch]

ice cream!

2. like 11:00

3. 8:45

4. no, not particularly

5. yes, obviously. I sleep with a dinosaur also named muriel

6. people with xenogenders are cool. though being agender is also a vibe

7. beige

open tags

[glassesghosties]

last ate french toast

went to sleep at 3:30 am

woke up at 9:30am

it varies

yes many

honestly cloudgender and colourgender. But the thing is im genderfluid so sometimes those are mine. There are no genders that are not occasionally mine.

orange. I quite emphatically dislike orange

@myphycopharmacologist @ink-stained-ambition @hyyl18 + open tags!

[hyyl18]

pizzas. Lots of pizzas

.

Omg idk but early it was 21h33 i think or 9h33pm

.

8am

.

Yeah sometimes. Depends. Dunno

.

YES YES YES

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i love all the colors tbh bro

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Omg my fav gender is gender fluid cuz what do u mean u can be everything bro thats amazing asf

Thanks for the tag

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @bardosomethinglikethat + all my mooties pls join yall

[sad-traffic-cone]

wasn't tagged but doing it anyways

Mac and cheese

accidently fell asleep at 11:00 pm but then woke back up and went to sleep on purpose at around 1:00 am

10:00 am ish??

only when i get really overwhelmed/fatigued lol

not usually but it's not unheard of

gender non conforming is really cool to me

that's a good question... hmmm... neon green maybe?

npt: @caffeinated-drarry @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @southerncutss @coffeestainedstars @edensolace @a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical @loonylara @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @sweetcreatureeternal +open tags

[a-sucker-for-a-sucker-offical]

1. What the thing you last consumed?

Vegetables...

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

3am😭😭😭😭😭

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

8am!!

4. Do you ever shut up?

Depends on who I'm with and context but generally nope

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

YES but I rarely hug them anymore RAHH

6. What is your favourite gender? Not your gender. Your favourite.

People who use they/them pronouns they're all so kool

7. What is your least favourite colour?

Neon lime. EW.

@everlong-777 @gaster-wd @sleeplessangel777 @pyra-lightningbolt @thegayriley @mqlintent-main <- fallen icon @cuttlefishnoodle @ladymacbethisasmash @flavouredpotayto @sw0ape4ter @yourlocalavian @seriouslythisisagoodname @notprongs @sirsamueloflydia @sunshine-snake @therollypolly @dexxius @ember-ladida @very-normal-tape-recorder

[sunshine-snake]

Frozen mango

2. Almost 3am, but it was a friday night

3. ... 10?

4. nope! ;3

5. Of course

6. Women <33 (and Agender & Faegender)

7. Barf.

open tags! (who i'm tagging below the cut) :) /nf

@beanzdabean @gaysnake43 @iicor @yourlocalavian @wiltingtu1ips @ver-astroii @lunathetunaaa @autopilotangel @toadfree @maedaeeee @elilovestrafficsmp @iwishfishwerereal @biteygremlinanon @nerd-alerts @mcytobsessedshine @foxeroni @purrrrplecats @bucket-of-axilotl @fledgeheart @goodtimeswithshane @sea-jellie-thoguhts @ellie-star @ihavebeenstrippedfrommywhimsy @dawn-but-different @opalizedninjacat @vivaciousmessypixie @chocolate-croissant50 @mare-the-gupxolotl @cherryseed7 @merthaevelynk @blue-jay27 @phoenixrainsfire413 @multishipper33 @vickysnowpawz + anyone else /nf

[iicor]

chocolate chips :>

2. 10pm

3. 8am

4. nope!

5. yup. 17 of em.

6. people who use xenogenders are cool as FUCK. i love you.

7. neon orange :(

@wiltingtu1ips @aussiebeth @autopilotangel @vickysnowpawz @coppperrrcoinnnn @aries0nmars @manesetgalaxies @maedaeeee @mars2moons @moon-storm @kitab00m101 + open tags!

[aries0nmars]

Mentos

00:30

08:50

It depends who im talking with (and about)

Yes and i have no shame

Women.

Umm like purple? But i still like purple its just that i like all the other colors more but i still love it

My tags: @maedaeeee @peskybirdonyx @strawbxrrypies @tabbykai @starryshroomx @pisceswaves @multishipper33 + open tags <3

[peskybirdonyx]

1. What the thing you last consumed?

Drumstick

2. When did you go to sleep last night?

Approx. 10 PM

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

Approx. 7 AM

4. Do you ever shut up?

No >:D

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

YES I HAVE LIKE 50 OF THEM :DDD

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

Nonbinary people and women 🫡

7. What is your least favourite colour?

Orange. I really don't like orange, but all my aunts say I look really good in orange.

@hawkflame999, @pufferishofpeace15, @randomfic, @sharktaco901, @4nt1soc1al-bl0b, @yuritadami10akayurihoshi, @merthaevelynk, @djyapyap33, @somestrangestone, @justalilgremlincreature, @iburntthenoodles, @xen-isnt-here, @mcwhoremic, @tox1ctraits, @ranchersghost, and open tags! /nf

[somestrangestone]

Snag (sausage on bread for all you non-aussies)

Like 9:30 (it was a big day I was eepy)

7:30 (honestly wish I could have slept in more)

occasionally, I know when I need to shut up but also sometimes I yap a lot

yissss I have a big frog I won at a fair very creatively names frog

Women. (But I like every else as well)

Orange, honestly thought it was a bit controversial but seems to be a common answer

@jasperjpg2 @crepemew @myhouseofcardsshallsoonfall06 @notsticks-notsticks @spac3dementiaa @echo-of-ekko

[myhouseofcardsshallsoonfall06]

thanks for the taggg

1. What the thing you last consumed? Um... a drumstick. It's just ice cream in a cone with chocolate and peanuts on top.

2. When did you go to sleep last night? 12... 30? I think?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm? 6

4. Do you ever shut up? No

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals? Absolutely I have like 3 dinosaurs and a bat I sleep with (the bat's name is Batrick)

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite. womennnnn. <3 I love women

7. What is your least favourite colour? Gotta be. Um. Yellow. But I'll be honest I don't like red that much either.

@the-ink-archives @crabandcheese @hermitsandcrafting1102

[hermitsandcrafting1102]

TYY FOR THE TAG!

1. What the thing you last consumed?

i consumed hot coffee (not black—milky and sweet)

2. When did you go to sleep last night? i genuinely don’t know 😭 probably 12:10 am?

3. When you wake up this morning? Hmm?

7am for school :P

4. Do you ever shut up?

not really no 😭

5. Do you still sleep with stuffed animals?

no bc when i was a child i traumatised myself into thinking they stared into my soul and i didn’t like that

6. What is your favourite gender? not your gender. your favourite.

UHM I LIKE BOTH GENDERS EQUALLY (not in the romantic sense 😭)

7. What is your least favourite colour?

NEON. ANYTHING NEON. ESP NEON ORANGE BRU 💔

@axxqfenek @maybe-capri @mrsmiley-s

[maybe-capri]

What’s the thing you last consumed?

Mash potatoes.

When did you go to sleep last night?

I honestly don’t remember but it was really late like 4:00 am kinda late…

What time did you wake up this morning?

9 am! <3

Do u ever shut up?

NOPE :3

Do you still sleep with stuff animals?

Sometimes! I only sleep with them during thunder storms.

What your favorite gender?

WOMAN. (In a romantic sense too! 💗)

What your least favorite color?

I like all colors, except orange :)

@jackcritter @akiitoyas +plus anyone free to join!

[jackcritter]

Chicken nuggets! :D

Two minutes past midnight

8:46am :( (I meant to wake up at 6, which I did, but I kept falling back to sleep)

I have more conversations in my head than I do out loud 👍

Of course! Usually my plush wolf (Arrow) and one of my plush cats (Troy).

I think xenogenders are pretty cool! I learned about them around 2020 and spent days obsessively researching them. One that stood out was cheesegender, which I found amusing. :)

I believe every colour can be beautiful in the right context. Even beige, probably.

@remixsandwich @snaky1ello @hartogtm

[yesornopolls]

When you eat donuts (of any kind), do you dip them in milk? Like cookies?

When you eat donuts (of any kind), do you dip them in milk? Like cookies?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 29

[rotting-in-red]

RB GAME!!!

your username is now ur ability

Describe it in any way that you'd use it or what it would do

Like mine is rotting in red, so my ability should probably be able to cause any being to decay by infecting their blood or smth

Tags ↓

@silvertrail-forgotten @tilskkarishma @the-weeping-menhera-idol @urlocalenigma @dig1tal-devil @dyztopia @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @mamegoma-seal @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @plague-crane @potatothemouse @sugarysakurakitty @c0nfessionsofar0ttens3na @crushmyprettyheart

[luckypromethea]

Mine's quite obvious. It'd be luck, I assume.

Though, you could say that it'd have something to do with fire due to the promethea part of my username.

Then again, the promethea is derived from the species of moth, not the Greek titan. Hm...

@too-sapphic-to-function @redwinesupanover @wolfinink + open tags.

[redwinesupanover]

i think i’d be able to make wine explode or stars and turn it into wine

@yoursleepdemon @youngjusticerulez @foundheaven013 @imnotafraidtodisappear + er open tags

[foundheaven013]

uhhh i’d be able to find heaven?

@poetsia @not-really-a-conjunction @urlocalsaxplayer @krowturnedkid

[not-really-a-conjunction]

well i'm confused

i'll be good at grammar?

[holymolyitssam]

I've just got the element of surprise

my username is what people yell when I show up

@incognitostunner and open tags

[incognitostunner]

id be ...invisible...but everyone would know I'm cool? @tr1dent1al-reg1c1de uhhhmm open tags

[marquise-spinneret-mindfag]

so........ cool as fuck gay pir8? yea nothing new

[accidentallyoccidental]

white person

[mildlybizarrecorvid]

So has anyone seen 1963 film The Birds

[villain-official]

I have villain powers

[reallysaneguy]

I'd continue being a normal and sane guy 👍

@imabiscuitinthousandworlds @drowninginmytbr @greymoon-waverider

[greymoon-waverider]

I'm surfing on a grey moon??

@donuts-multifandom-hellhole

[donuts-multifandom-hellhole]

I can create a hellhole that's multifandom????

@dako-senpai @1beetle-bug1 @chaoticnerdsstuff @whitebeltwriter @worldenoughntime @weirdbutdecentart @whimsicalworms @e-strange-lover @ego-osbourne @unknownzapy @ideklolwat @ihavenoconsistentinterests @orioncorium @onwardpasserine @a-midwinter-night-dream-86 @stormbeyondreality @darling-leech @fluffyninja91 @feuersaenger @ferretsarefurryappendagedsnakes @gayasshitye @heavybreathingcatt @hurdying-gurdily @hired-help @haxo-wolfie @hyperwitch @kyoodledoodle @keylockedheart @lordcryosrealmoftrash @luminescenthunter @lemon69lol @loafchampion @xx-skullheartz-xx @vivianexesworld @violettalespinner @nashonearth @nighting-crow @notloavern @neopolitanblast @narabea06 @maplespice

[ihavenoconsistentinterests]

FUCKKK

open tags

[artemisiamasterofnone]

you- you have everything...

Uhhh my user is masterofnone which means that... everything but really average?? And artemisia means blessing of the goddess artemis and also a flower...

Homies how OP am i

@soil-clown @obsessivebookwormalert @flyerguardian @chocymilkmilo @jacksfoxevangeline @nemothebookfish and uhh

[flyerguardian]

Guess I can fly and guard people now, cool hehhehehe :b

@caravalxjurdan240 @wrensvoices @isoldmysoultothefae OPEN TAGSSS

[isoldmysoultothefae]

the fuck can I do? Fae shit? What do fae do?

@ellie-moonbeam @bardorsomethinglikethat @six-sox @st4ry3mi and @stargazer56cipher

[bardorsomethinglikethat]

Fae stuff. Obviously.

Imma Bard. A really bad Bard. I can uhhh, make people sing along to my bad Bard songs.

@patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hyyl18 @ellie-moonbeam @mustard-in-a-bottle @formulaparkolympian @gravitytrips @cringingwithabook @achillesfinch14

[formulaparkolympian]

Im now a demigod born of the Olympians who can play nu metal and is absolutely goated at open wheel racing.

Michael Schumacher who???? 😎

@rose-thornzz @longlive-thegoatking @lylacain @potatoanarchist @pizz1994 @biohazardousam @jewelsm481 @c0sm1c-love @calico-kattt @calypso-the-nymph @choliosus @meerman28 @samsam8123 @staramg12 @selenegoldsmith @aikaisdyingwithstrawberries @ace-of-5pades @annabeth-chase-enjoyer @envyshipper2011 @katarinaek @krakenstay29 @hyperfixaredweirdo @hazardousracer

[ace-of-5pades]

I guess I’m really good at card games?

@runawaysfromthepride @psyche-official @em-the-mushroom815 @multishipper33

[multishipper33]

able to cosmically reshape canon so they can all be in one big polycule

as for username superpowers let’s go: @ranchersghost (something paranormal?) @strawbxrrypies (you’re gonna need creativity for this) @aries0nmars (how??? would that??????) + open

[aries0nmars]

uhhhh i would be able to... um. send people to mars???

idk how to incorprate Aries into this

@peskybirdonyx @tabbykai @starryshroomx + open tags <3

[peskybirdonyx]

I can turn into a bird and fuck with ppl, Untitled Goose Game style

@hawkflame999, @pufferishofpeace15, @randomfic, @sharktaco901, @4nt1soc1al-bl0b, @yuritadami10akayurihoshi, @merthaevelynk, @djyapyap33, @somestrangestone, @justalilgremlincreature, @iburntthenoodles, @xen-isnt-here, @mcwhoremic, @tox1ctraits, @ranchersghost, and open tags! /nf

[somestrangestone]

I’m a rock.

No, I can detect funky rocks! That would be so cool, hover over a gravel driveway and pick up a quartz stone.

@jasperjpg2 @myhouseofcardsshallsoonfall06 @crepemew @spac3dementiaa @notsticks-notsticks @echo-of-ekko

[myhouseofcardsshallsoonfall06]

i can make buildings fall.

like a fucking earthquake.

im so coooll and suaveee cant you tell

@the-ink-archives @crabandcheese @hermitsandcrafting1102 @thewritersroomcollective

[hermitsandcrafting1102]

uhm I can make hermits craft

IDK MAN WHAT

@axxqfenek @mrsmiley-s @maybe-capri

[maybe-capri]

UHM…. My username is inspired by a Capricorn ♑️ (which is my zodiac sign) soo.. I can manipulate the earth because the Capricorn is earth based….?

(HERMIT WTF)

@jackcritter @aloversconfession @akiitoyas +anyone free to join!!

[jackcritter]

oooo fun. My ability would be jack of all trades, obviously. And then critter, so... shapeshifting? Turning into a critter? Yeah. :)

@remixsandwich @snaky1ello @hartogtm

[jackcritter]

Jimmy's sitting on a mossy patch by the lake. It's a beautiful sunny day and the fish are buzzing and chirping happily. A jellyfish floats overhead as he watches in awe. This is a weekly occurrence, part of his routine by now, but who could grow bored of watching critters?

Separate Jimmy underneath:

[jackcritter]

all of my minecraft worlds deleted themselves.

[jackcritter]

can anyone tell me anything good. or neutral. literally just tell me anything that isn't bad. this has been the worst week of my life I think.

[kindly-whisper-norbury]

Here are a few happy posts for you!

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10

[jackcritter]

thanks :)

[jackcritter]

can anyone tell me anything good. or neutral. literally just tell me anything that isn't bad. this has been the worst week of my life I think.

[jackcritter]

can anyone tell me anything good. or neutral. literally just tell me anything that isn't bad. this has been the worst week of my life I think.

[jackcritter]

In a normal month with no big traveling plans, how often do you leave the house?

Once

Twice

Thrice

Once a week

Twice a week

Thrice a week

Every other day

Every day

Several times a day

I don't leave the house

Voting ended onApr 25

[jackcritter]

In a normal month with no big traveling plans, how often do you leave the house?

Once

Twice

Thrice

Once a week

Twice a week

Thrice a week

Every other day

Every day

Several times a day

I don't leave the house

Voting ended onApr 25

[jackcritter]

In a normal month with no big traveling plans, how often do you leave the house?

Once

Twice

Thrice

Once a week

Twice a week

Thrice a week

Every other day

Every day

Several times a day

I don't leave the house

Voting ended onApr 25

[jackcritter]

did anyone else's tumblr logo just turn radioactive

[vsmpheadcanons]

ok so I had this joke that I want to elaborate on for a hc I've thought about

So Owen eats human food and throws up, right?

And it's said to taste like ash?

Do you think, in that moment when he ate the food, he thought of Louis? Well, he's always thinking of Louis, but specifically in this moment. Just another thing to remind him of the fate of his betrothed. Vampirism truly was a gift, yes, but this one SPECIFIC thing haunts him. Having to pretend to eat food made him think of Louis and his fate, the way the ashes took him down with them and left Owen alone...

sigh he's such a tortured wet cat

he’s sooo stupid and horrible we should really throw him into the incinerator

[jackcritter]

HEY. HEY THATS MY POST. HELLO. :D

[jackcritter]

Let's make an ice cream! What does it need?

Ice cream

Chocolate sprinkles

Rainbow sprinkles

Whipped cream

Chocolate sauce

Caramel sauce

Marshmallows

Cherries

Waffle cone

Diced watermelon rinds

Honeycomb chunks

Bacon bits

Voting ended onMar 22

[jackcritter]

FRIENDS. IMPORTANT DECISION TIME. :D

What should I name him?

Tiramisu

Quesadilla

Voting ended onMar 10

He lives on my floor and sleeps on my shoes. When I can't make it to bed, I use him as a pillow! Figured he should have a name. :)

[jackcritter]

Imagine if clowns were like vampires and bit people to turn them into clowns

Now imagine Vampires SMP but with clowns instead of vampires