I'm actually a colony of bacteria in a trench coat

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I'm actually a colony of bacteria in a trench coat
Why does everyone compare people to Sid from Ice Age? The amount of times I've seen people on the Internet say "they look like Sid from Ice Age" is actually astounding. Even people who look nothing like him get this comment. Why?
Geologist Beach Boys:
Wouldn't it be gneiss if we were boulder
“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes
"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History
imagine being 1-wife-ear sized
PUT THE MASK BACK ON THE MASKED CHSRACTER
bunny
Opposable thumbs are handy
Dunno if this is real or false memory but I grew up watching soviet cartoons and "cute sturgeon wearing a bandana over her head" was like a reoccurring character design. But I haven't been able to find any screenshots. So either slavic bandana sturgeon is lost media, an original idea that came to me in a dream, or Google is falling apart piece by piece and we wont be able to find anything online ever again
Here's one!
Sexiest tree?
Oak
Willow
Coconut
Pine
Spruce
Palm
Apple
Sequoia
Baobab
Magnolia
Birch
Maple
It's a shame that the Digimon artbooks were never translated from Japanese, because while I can get enough of the gist here to get a good chuckle out of them I would love to know the actual context of the vignettes that were included in it.
My personal favorite genres out of what I can tell here are Piccolomon roasting people and Etemon getting into Situations.
Light Yagami: *furiously writing Bugs Bunny's name in the Death Note*
Bugs Bunny: *standing behind him and peering over his shoulder* "Bugs" is spelled with a Z.
Light Yagami: *without turning around* Ah yes, thank you *erasing furiously and continues writing*
Bugs Bunny: *stroking chin* Or was it an S?
Light Yagami: *erasing again and writing again*
Bugs Bunny: No, it was definitely a Z.
Light Yagami: *erasing again, even more agitated*
Bugs Bunny: Wait! It was a TH!
Light Yagami: *turning around, red faced* Can you decide on a spelling already?! *awkward pause, realizing who he's talking to*
Light Yagami: *screams, notebook and pen shooting up*
Bugs Bunny: *yoinks them both out of the air* Now let's see... Light Yagami... *begins scribbling*
Light Yagami: *on his knees, hands clasped* Wait, no, please, I beg of you! Spare me!
Bugs Bunny: *turning the Death Note around to reveal he doodled an unflattering caricature of Light*
I thought it would be cool for if the thing that created Gulusgamamon took over other rookie levels.
Anyway, Gulusgazimon
Cats pt 3
AM is on my island.
This is my mii The hagfish