No YOU'RE A Dilatory Motion :P

From Carolina With Love

[lijanaa]

Beautiful metal tree art….

[simonalkenmayer]

Ohhhh I want one in silver!

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

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[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

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[thegayalchemist-deactivated2018]

[asdcats]

You compared me to an animal yet were surprised when I attacked. Did you forget that beasts have claws and teeth?

[sandersstudies]

What kind of Shakespeare copy is this

[sandersstudies]

“Thou calledst me dog before thou hadst a cause.

But since I am a dog, beware my fangs.”

- Merchant of Venice, Act 3 Scene 3

[sandersstudies]

[kitty2i-blog]

[bongwatershots]

Collaboration....

[hellsite-yano]

[skellydun]

me: im gonna be productive tomorrow!!!!

my brain:

[ottermatopoeia]

Straights always go grabbin ya phone when you tryin to show them something and I’m like sis….. a gay man’s phone is a very dangerous place

[lonely-epidemic]

This is so cute

[sassy-echidna-deactivated202202]

[badjokesbyjeff]

My boyfriend keeps talking about overthrowing capitalism in a violent revolution

Could this be a red flag?

[frozen-felix]

[vergeangst]

Why can’t I stop watching this

[vergeangst]

I swear to god I’ve watched this like fifty times and I can’t stop laughing

[xxfluffypandazxx]

He l p m e

[vergeangst]

I forgot I reblogged this to my main and I’m dYING

[officialfrenchtoast]

“dinner is ready”

[sallyyates]

The next time an anchor, pundit, or journalist tries to “both sides” the shut down, remember that the House has passed three bills to reopen the government, but Mitch McConnell will not bring the bills to the Senate.

[shutyourmoustache]

I legit read that as Bitch McConnell, and tbh, I wasn’t wrong.

[sallyyates]

No, you’re totally correct.

[feministism]

[my-chemical-angel]

actually that’s a super genius tip. i never thought of that. boost!!

[lemonsharks]

what my parents told me: you can do anything if you set your mind to it

what I wish my parents had told me: sometimes you will fail, and it will be scary and it will suck, but you will probably not die

[dsudis]

I would also have appreciated: the fact that you can do something if you try very, very hard, does not actually obligate you to spend your life putting forth maximum effort to achieve it. It is okay to not be 1000% driven by life-consuming ambition and instead be satisfied with something less difficult.

[captainshroom]

the year is 1888

me, the first palaeontologist to dig up a triceratops skull, whispering softly: what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk

[the-neon-pineapple]

fun fact: modern paleontologists and archaeologists have pointed to some greek vase art of mythological monsters as being evidence that the greeks dug up dinosaur skulls and were like “what the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuckkkk” 

and then they did the Greek Thing and painted naked men fighting the monster 

or, well, a deeply flawed representation of what they imagined the fossil had looked like while alive, an early form of paleoart. 

but sometimes they also just. drew the skull and slapped a black blob monster onto it? anyway i love the greeks.

[captainshroom]

NICE

[greelin]

get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful

[newtgeiszler]

but can you do math?

[greelin]

don’t. don’t do this to me

[sadbigboyhours]

[nocturan]

Cook and drive, fuck math

[maxinbc-deactivated20210518]

[greelin]

get the fuck outta here with this “gays can’t drive” and “gays can’t cook” shit i do BOTH. don’t be disrespectful

[newtgeiszler]

but can you do math?

[greelin]

don’t. don’t do this to me

[sadbigboyhours]

[nocturan]

Cook and drive, fuck math

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