funny sun gargbage dunp,

hey i dont tag jack dick have fun with that

[wow-images]

What does the armor picture below the map mean? (Via)

(the_chyme64)

[zsnes]

Lol. Look at this fuckin mook.

[jadecrosstarzhet]

pissed pants

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[desdemonical]

inspired by @prokopetz‘s post here

[jadecrosstarzhet]

best panel is the one where the witch crinkles up the panel with her silhouette. other best panels are all the other ones

[englishproblems]

[atlinmerrick]

HOLY SHIT THANK YOU. It’s a loaded game when the rules benefit only the people who made them.

[jadecrosstarzhet]

[cringeferatu]

Not to unleash evil but who remembers snapewives and snapeism. I wonder how many snapeists still consider themselves sister-wives to snape's spirit.

[cringeferatu]

wish i could tell all of you i was joking but i was there, gandalf-

[jadecrosstarzhet]

chocolate christ on a graham cracker cross i forgot about the snapewives

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[jadecrosstarzhet]

im making the tom n jerry long scream sound on all planes of existence i can tap

[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

Palpatine´s wife(who he fucked and reproduced with) was named palpatinette and looked like him but pink and with eyelashes. this is like, basic star wars lore

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

palpatinette

[jadecrosstarzhet]

palpaTina

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[hugintheraven]

@shanastoryteller

[sexhaver]

i love competitive overwatch drama dude. there's a player whose handle is literally Slur and he's currently in hot water and you'll NEVER guess what for

[sloppystyle]

@frawgs

[jadecrosstarzhet]

this bitch M O I S T

[gahdamnpunk]

Is this a Key and Peele sketch? This country is unreal

[jadecrosstarzhet]

you know really though, its about time. the one place that america will care from is their wallet

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

“He will wipe every tear from their eyes. There will be no more death’ or mourning or crying or pain, for the old order of things has smoked away.”

[santas-clauze]

hevan

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

dark papa smoke

[santas-clauze]

hell

[jadecrosstarzhet]

[treygotguap]

“What’s New York like”

Me:

[jadecrosstarzhet]

literally no exaggeration, i honestly feel like he left out some shit

[regularlesbian]

I bestow upon you the title: Sandwich Slut

[regularlesbian]

Now go forth and Kill

[jadecrosstarzhet]

i work at pizza hut

[psychedelicfelon]

Most important lesson I learned in the past year is, don’t let anyone turn you cruel. No matter how badly you wanna give the world a taste of its own bitter medicine. It’s never worth losing yourself over.