Thoughts of a Raging Lexophile

Name is Sam.I'm from Texas, college aged.

[mintchocolatechimp]

Terrible reflexes.

[counterpunches]

#i love when cats get stuck man

[gilove2dance]

you broke them :P

[missanthropicprinciple]

Cat malfunction. 

[fuckyeahragetoons]

blowing up bridges 

[shayminzzz]

its looks like sonic ran across that bridge

[lumberzach07]

[zionvalley]

where did the other 72 fallout games go

[ziraseal]

She destroyed them before Todd even had the chance to tell us 

[tryforce-deactivated20211211]

[willow-on-the-mount]

and here it is! the completed TAZ poster series (not including Elementary). i had a lot of fun making these, and i hope you guys like them too!

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[petr1kov]

canon dialogue

[armedwithapencilandpaper]

@glumshoe I was convinced this was you

[glumshoe]

cursed post

[the-memedaddy]

[cattgirl]

I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life

[sirfrogsworth]

Always put your best paw forward. 

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[the-memedaddy]

[dantes-infernal-chili]

Mr. Brightside

The Killers: Now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his-

Parents: *angry collective glare*

The Killers: …chest

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this was a revelation i was ill prepared for

[oceansweather]

Of all the strange things to happen in 2017, Smash Mouth explicitly supporting trans people during pride month is by far the most pleasant. Hey now, you’re an all star.

[ungarmax]

people have been talking about lup and barry having a kid in the 2 years they spent on faerun before lup disappeared, and i suddenly had the urge to rewrite the entire story with taako raising this pair of half elf twins that he thinks are his cause they look like him, but he has no idea who the other parent is.

like, it’s a work in progress because i cannot imagine barry would have had taako kill him when he started forgetting lup if he had two lil babies waiting for him, but just hear me out.

imagine sizzle it up with taako & family, with these two little kids hamming it up as much as taako does.  imagine one of them almost eating the poisoned chicken, and taako manages to stop them at the last second, vowing right then and there that he will never, ever feed these kids his cooking again.  taako still never settles down in an actual house, so he ends up with a pair of street savvy caravan kids good at making themselves useful and better at picking pockets.

taako is extremely protective of these kids, trying very hard to always be there if something happens, but also teaching them how to look out for themselves.  he teaches them to rely on each other, because he knows how terrible it is to grow up all alone.  he teaches them to protect themselves and each other first, to not be ashamed to run away from danger, even if others (him) need help.  he teaches them survival.

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[thefeelszone]

i am so in love with this

[cekarez]

Doctor Strange fighting Thanos 

[focsle]

There is one patch of sunlight that falls in my apartment and every time I see it I think ‘a cat would look so good there.’

[focsle]

I got a cat and she found it.

[pipistrellus]

YOU WERE RIGHT

[lescretia]

we love one man

[bellygangstaboo]

I am deceased

[bellygangstaboo]

minor update:

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[voidfish-er]

Griffin in Crystal Kingdom: