j'adoremonchat

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[drabbles-and-rambles]

I saw a post about Shane and Ilya being sad that they can't thank each other in their acceptance speeches like other can with their spouses and it got me thinking:

Ilya wins his first awards and hes got nobody he really wants to thank after his team and coach cause he he hates his family but he knows his speech is too short so on impulse he goes "And I want to thank Shane Hollander for being slightly worse than me this season". Everyone knows it was going to one of those two, so everyone thinks hes an asshole to say that but whats new so it works for him. But from then on it then becomes a bit for both of them to thank each other in their speeches in a snide way as a reason they won.

Shane winning the Art Ross Trophy (Awarded to the player who leads the league in total points at the end of the regular season). and going "special thanks to Rozanov for missing at least 5 shots this season, he was a huge help"

Ilya winning the Conn Smythe Trophy (Awarded to the most valuable player for his team in the playoffs.) "Just want to give a quick shout out to Hollander for getting knocked out in the second round this season. Must hate to see me up here."

They find a way to mention the other in their speeches every time all the time.

[sophiasrant]

I think the strangest criticism of queer ships is when people say “no, they’re best friends” or “they’re better as just friends” like bitch they are still best friends. They’re just also fucking. What’s not clicking?

[jadoremonchat]

..hey computah… put my favourite character in Situations… yes computah…

[gaynehollander]

Shane Hollander is pure of heart, horny of soul, and bitchy of mind

[jadoremonchat]

people on twitter just be saying anything… someone said ilya would do so much coke back in his fuckboy era that he would need to get a nose job… gonna go take a walk in the middle of the highway 💔

[serotoninszn]

i love how this fandom just passes luca haas around like a blunt

like he's dating lapointe he's dating young. he's dating cliff. he's dating a model named archibald he's dating a sexy tattooed japanese guy named ryo. he's dating a cutiepie grocery store employee named jay. and i love them all.

[jadoremonchat]

in my head marc andré fleury and wyatt hayes are the same person🤞🏻

[ilkao3]

I’m a Luca Haas on tumblr truther, but Wyatt Hayes 1000% has at least two accounts

[hutsonwoolyums]

In this house we love and respect Aika Flores

[hutsonwoolyums]

Also in this house we have a bit of a crush on Aika Flores, but that’s neither here nor there

[papayafromtv]

look i’m just saying at some point somebody is going to have to get up off their ass and write a ‘peter parker’s field trip to stark industries’ type fic about damian wayne’s class somehow going on a field trip to the public access parts of the hall of justice while the rest of the batboys happen to be working on a case there. i’m not fucking naming names i’m just saying at some point SOMEBODY is gonna need to do that.

[jadoremonchat]

hudcon shippers are so odd to me… you have a whole tv show where can watch them raw dog and eat each others faces many many times but no!!! you just must ship the real people with real emotions who didn’t ask for this and make them uncomfortable.. y’all greedy af man…

[j0esp00ky]

The Troy Discourse has made me start rereading Role Model again because if I’m going to have to read Troy Barrett bashing I’m gonna take it straight from the source. Troy Barrett himself.

[deqncas]

can't believe connor storrie from clown school and hudson williams from the old spaghetti factory are at the met gala right now. im so proud of them

[knownqueerbaiter]

ilya: would you still love me if i was a worm

shane: am i also a worm

ilya: no

shane: i am a human man

ilya: you are still a slow hockey player yes

shane: fuck off. have you been a worm the whole time or did you just become a worm?

ilya: i have been turned into a worm. by a witch. but it’s permanent

shane: oh okay. um. well…i would be sad but i guess i would do a bunch of research about what kind of soil and food and light worms like best and build you a tank with what you need. or maybe two so you could be in the bedroom with me at night and in the living room to see anya and the tv during the day. and maybe let you lie on a wet sidewalk sometimes? i don’t know if worms actually like doing that or if they just like being outside in the rain and the sidewalks get in the way. and i would get you a phone or tablet so you can type to me, but that’s only if you still have your brain and can understand me. if you don’t have your brain and just have a worm brain then i’ll miss you but i’ll still take care of you. though i’d probably do more research to make sure it really is permanent and there’s not another witch who can turn you back. but i’ll take care of you either way

shane: are you crying

[jadoremonchat]

in my mind, shane leaving mtl because his teammates were assholes to him is leaked to the public one random day and it causes riots like when my personnal friend maurice richard was suspended back in '55. hockey is serious stuff in montréal, wdym we lost the best player in the league because the team Doesn't Like Boykissers. fires were started and cop cars were vandalized that day, lemme tell you.

[jadoremonchat]

this might be a tiny bit controversial but hr twt is like that one friend that’s too woke D:

[picascribit]

Just here to reject the “Shane will never forgive Troy” headcanon with my whole chest. Shane has been surrounded by toxic dudes who have showed no willingness to grow or change for his whole damn life. I think Shane would have a lot of grace for someone who did show that willingness, especially if that person was queer himself. Shane is intimately familiar with the misery of internalized homophobia. I just don’t see him being the type to hold a grudge like that.