Jake English Strider

Ello loves Jake English here! i dont have a skull fetish...or feelings for Dirk.

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[unorthodox-views]

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

[zackisontumblr]

hope your pets discover immortality in 2019

[skypevevo]

Visit Original Link

[mujna]

This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

[portmantaur-deactivated20240523]

favorite things about this

literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.

the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”

all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.

that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

[johncougar-deactivated20200128]

I JUST DIED

[mickeys-coming-back-bitches]

I SEARCHED THIS POST FOR AGES OH MY GOD

[punchclockhorror]

@wendigore

[pir8kng]

ITS BACK

[breastforce]

watch somebody have a good time

[moofrog]

 w atching this made my cheeks hurt from smiling so much

[jelloking9942]

My face hurts this is to adorable and funny XD

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[dietchola-deactivated20140210]

JESUS CHRIST

[amoregrande]

“I’m a horrible father”

[latenightalaska]

THE BEST PART IS THE GIRL IN THE MIDDLE JUST SO DONE

AND THE FACT THAT THIS FAMILY IS MORE MULTI CULTURAL THAN A PUBLIC SCHOOL HEALTH CLASS TEXTBOOK

[cousinnick]

The girl in the middle is just like “Damn it, Dad.”

[teathattast]

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

here’s a vid from the pov of the dudes inside

[smollesbianandreadytocry]

This is the only thing I will accept with the use of the phrase “boys will be boys”

[anonymoustypewriter]

HOLY SHIT WATCH THE OTHER VIDEO THAT WAS FAR MORE BOYS THAN I EXPECTED

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

YAS

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[blocboybucciarati]

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

[digg]

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

[rikkipoynter]

I need to try this for trips I only bring a carry-on to.

[rattlecat]

I use to do this all the time in the military. Just forgot how to over time o.o

[dancing-coyote]

I wish I’d known about this when I was homeless.

I could’ve taught it to all the other ladies at the shelter and Darlene could’ve sucked a sour one because she never would have been able to bitch at us for “having too many clothes.”

[mxalmighty]

reblogging this to have it forever because holy god damn

[chefpyro]

i’m having a stroke

[notreblogs]

can somebody caption this for me

[magearna]

I wish my father was here! *LA CUCARACHA!* *SCrrEEEEEECH* *COWBOY MUSIC* HELLOOoO Soss! Timmy Turner, my name is Dougsdale Dimmadale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdaledimmadome! Thank you for locating my long-lost son Dale Dimmadimmsdomedoodiddomedimedimmsdimmadimmadome, heir to the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmsdougsdaledimmadome fortune! If there’s anything I can ever do to repay you for your kindness, all you need to do is ask!!! Doug Dimmadome? The owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Not right. Not right? That’s right. Doug Dougmadomedimmadimmadomedimmsdaledomedaledimmsdodimmdougdodimmadomedimmadomedimmadomedimmadome owner of the Dougsdimmsdimmadaledimmadimsdomedoodimmadimmsdaledimmadimmadimmadimmadimmsdaledimmadome. The same Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, where they’re showing Crash Nebula? On ice? Yeah! Not right. Not right?! That’s right. Timmy Turner, my name is Timmy Dimmadoodimmadome owner of the *SOUND OF COMPUTER DYING* Then you can get me three tickets to s– Not right! !O L L E H *hcEeeeEERrrCS* *!AHCARACUC AL LA CUCARACHA!* *LIMO REPEATEDLY PULLS UP AND PULLS AWAY* I wish my father was here! *Freezeframe, grayscale* CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLINGGG INNNNNNNNNN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUNNDS THEY WIIIIILL…………….

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

just so you know this transscript is in fact actually 100% accurate

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

[blackqueerblog]

That’s not  justice

[youngscrappyandhungry33]

reblog until ur fingers bleed

[singlequeerwhitemale]

There is no such thing as justice. What a broken and disgusting system

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so in horror movies where flat tires stop people from running away…you can still drive with flat tires. it damages the tires and the wheels, and it’s not safe at high speeds, but you can still drive away from a raving serial killer. pro tip next time a knife wielding lunatic comes at you get in the car, you’ll be fine

[pwapboi-deactivated20200412]

well this would have been useful last night

[aro-ace-fangirl]

See this is where people make the mistake. If the knife maniac is running straight at your car, SLAM it into reverse. You probably won’t kill them but you might cause some damage. Then drive. They’ll be stopped and you can get away, and maybe they’ll even be at the same spot to call the cops (and maybe the ambulance) on

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

what a top notch addition to an already excellent post

[anikisam-deactivated20220728]

are we going to ignore the guy who apparently had an encounter with a serial killer last night

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they lived to post about it, it’s fine

[nadhie]

my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes now

[nadhie]

apparently it doesn’t matter that i’ve told him 10 times it’s the monkey who raises the newborn and not the lion himself, this is the scene he has been imagining

“he can’t raise his kid over his head”

[wakingfromthewater]

I want it

[crockpotcauldron]

okay but have you considered

[imaginarylock]

quality content

[thorinobsessed]

Extreme quality

[janetbrown711]

@squorkal can it be my job to find you seal posts? Because I want that job

[squorkal]

[enrique262]

How professionals sink nails. 

[medusolo]

[WHACK]

[la-plus-heureuse]

College band class pranks director with Mii Channel theme

[orsonfoe]

The amount of practice to do this. More pranks like this and less of the ones that seem to be for shock and YouTube hits.

[zoran-royalty]

Fun fact: this is my university, so I know some of the behind the scenes tidbits. This was the first time they had all played it together. Most of the people had the sheet music a little in advance, but it was the first time everyone played together.

[wildlifewednesdays]

[schweinsteigur-deactivated20151]

THEY LITERALLY HANG THEM UP TO DRY IN CRYING OH MY GOD

[quicksilverwracked]

WHY IS THIS NOT MY JOB?!?!

[kidchi]

THE NOISE

[marmoraskeith]

I heard vine compilations were a thing

[firefliesandacorns]

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

[noella-bella]

@leatardian milk girl

[blue-le-q]

Things come along like this that make the internet so special, I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

[nemmymouse-deactivated20170201]

IT’S BACK

[chillyfeetsteak]

i want this on my blog at least once every 6 months until the day i die

[sabertoothwalrus]

AFTER ALL THIS TIME I finally realized why this video is so funny to me and it’s that they manage to move exactly like an SFM animation and I’m not really sure how that’s even possible