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noahverrier

My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

theshitpostcalligrapher

so uh. because I'm extra and a lil fucked up atm....

I hunted down the original and dueted it with the making/writing of this:

(sorry its not super centered lol)

moeatsushi

felixvonboom

why is @balaclava-trismegistus here

balaclava-trismegistus

I'm trapped in the conputer you have to save me

blackjame

shamebats

revcleo

howlingday

Following a certain medical procedure, I've come up with a new saying,

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... from your ass.

ruinedchildhood

spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

Reblog to save a duck

13faeinapenguinsuit

Quack quack

ijustgotherebro

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

theofficialvincenzo

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

skyholic-deactivated20180115

Have A Nice Day!

tamascotchi-deactivated20190101

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

gauntletqueen

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

pukicho

I am hard to eat with a knife and fork, I am usually served with a side of fries, I am a hamburger. What am I?

theforcekeepers

are you a hamburger

pukicho

Yeah man

inthevasoline

guys what should my 10,000th post be

inthevasoline

im so fucking stupid

ginger-crvsh

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Mother's Day can be a painful reminder, so here's a salute to all the kids and adult children who grew up with absent mothers, angry mothers, negligent mothers, abusive mothers, overly-critical mothers, codependent mothers, overwhelmed and struggling mothers, mothers who ignored your cries for help, mothers who sacrificed your happiness to placate others, mothers who tried to do better but failed, and mothers who didn't try quite hard enough.

And to every child and adult who has a complicated relationship with their mother or caretaker--it's okay to feel conflicted. It's okay to feel hurt and love and resentment and pain and sympathy and longing and guilt bundled up into one big tangled ball. It's okay to struggle to reconcile the bad memories with the good ones that simultaneously exist. It's okay to be angry about the ways your parent failed you, and also aware of their personal struggles, and the way their parents in turn failed them. It's okay to recognize that you were loved but also that you were treated unfairly, unkindly. Contradictions are the natural state of the world. Multiple truths coexist. It's okay to be conflicted.

Parents are humans. Human relationships are complicated, and cannot be summarized by a greeting card. Wherever you are coming from, I hope your future holds healing and love, love, love.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Oh, and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who had to raise or reparent themself. You should never have been put in that position, but I'm proud as hell of you for surviving. You deserve a bouquet of flowers and a box of sweets and to be celebrated and have your struggles acknowledged.