Don't be a bitter bitch. Be a better bitch.

[90stvqueen]

today i told my manager "just because i can handle anything doesn't mean i should have to" and if that isn't just the motto of my life

[sapphic-romeo]

Good tags OP

[90stvqueen]

it's the working class struggle!

[multisenso21]

[footcrust]

This level of romance or don’t even bother

[roboco-san]

I have ADHD and INTERNET ACCESS why would I fuckin REMEMBER things

[iswearimnotnaked-deactivated201]

when ur eating food and your pet starts being nice

[bloodbending]

the most painful social interactions are when you miscalculate someone’s meme literacy and reference something and the person/group doesn’t get it and u have to half-heartedly explain it knowing FULL well it’s 0% funny if people don’t have the full convoluted context of the joke and u feel the flames of hell start to lick at ur feet as they all give u a pity laugh 

[perftag]

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

[nessa007]

#A PURE FRIENDSHIP

[kekeslider]

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

[thankfulforgirls]

i fucking knew it would be drarry

[trainthief]

Fuck all customers except whoever left us an anonymous store review saying they drive by three other locations to come to ours because they’re bisexual and everyone who works here is hot

[soloh]

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

[formlessdemi]

Then there’s Hayley Kiyoko

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

Until i read the caption i thought she was just being gay but neither parts dissapoint me

[yellew]

[profeminist]

“So this ALMOST won best cosplay at NYCC… “

 - Mutant Musings Podcast 

[tibets]

[writing-prompt-s]

Every day you’ve dealt with your terrible stepmother and your equally terrible and ugly stepsisters as you’ve done your chores. One day, an invitation to the prince’s ball comes to your late father’s estate. After your late mother’s dress is destroyed, you find an elderly woman in front of you. She waves her wand through the air and suddenly a blue ball gown with glass slippers appear on the bench next to you. She claims you can go to the ball for only a small price. You have to kill the prince.

[elidyce]

“No.” I fold my arms, meeting her eyes. 

She blinks at me. “No?”

“Not for a silk dress and a night at a party. Only a fool would commit regicide for so low a price.” 

The old woman hesitates, and her eyes narrow. “Well. True. Though it would only be regicide if I asked you to kill the king.”

“His heir is close enough, to my mind.” 

The old woman rubs her chin thoughtfully. “Aye, that’s fair. But… if the price were better?” 

I shrug. “I’ve contemplated murdering my stepmother and her daughters often enough. The only reason I don’t do it is that I’d surely be the first and only suspect. If a murder would truly free me from this misery… I’d certainly be willing to consider it. After careful planning, of course.” 

“Indeed. Indeed.” She smiles grimly. “All right, my dear. Shall we plan a murder, then?” 

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[cheeso]

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

[balaclavabaklava2-deactivated20]

yes the leg hair thats showing at the bottom of my jeans is part of the look. mind your business.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]