[butchfagminotaur]

i hope every lesbian gets to feel how it feels to have another woman be just as crazy about you as you are about them…. not having doubts or confusion.. I wish this with all my heart, for every lesbian, especially trans lesbians.

[gwendolynnderolo]

universal rules of campaign 4:

everything is birds

everyone is 5’11

only teor is teor

you can’t prove there’s allegory in this

[frontmansdefender]

Oh Wikipedia. Never change

[willgrahamscock]

“I would die for my kids” your children want an apology

[willgrahamscock]

your made up scenario isn’t real (shocker) and makes no difference when your kids are starving for your acknowledgment of the pain you caused them. you’re only performing the role of a good parent, without having to actually do any heavy lifting

[willgrahamscock]

[emfyre]

[photo id: a screenshot of tags

#you'll die for me. awesome. will you break a habit for me? will you learn something new for me? will you fix your mistakes for me? #dying for me is surprisingly easy - it's often passive and instantaneous and you only need to do it once #will you do the hard thing of constantly and consistently putting in the work again and again and again?

/ end id]

[yenvengerberg]

"What is most exciting about Season 5 is that it is going to be a season about queer joy." FRANCESCA & MICHAELA in Bridgerton

[feminist-space]

[feminist-space]

[ruimtetijd]

same energy:

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

gotta love the irony of the u.s. americans in the notes defending not putting their country name on international mail because their state is in the address, on a post about how u.s. americans themselves don't even know what country all their states are in.

[officialpenisenvy]

in my high school a few years ahead of me there was a polyamorous girl named luna who was dating a guy and a girl and the girl was named (i swear to god this is her birth name) marea. they were named moon and tide and they were lesbian lovers. i thought it was the most romantic fated thing ever as a tiny baby queer it would make me sigh in adoration. the boyfriend's name was frank

[blacksa1t]

Updated the lineup to add Bellowback and Shell Walker! Still working on the next one, might take a while as I have birthday vacation coming up

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[loveridden1999]

i have that dog in me. you know. the losing one

[fullmoonguidance]

ok guys but imagine how hard it's gonna hit if something good ever happens again

[crplpunkklavier]

sometimes you gotta bite the bullet and put "text your friend whom you love and genuinely want to talk to" on your to-do list because otherwise it is not getting done

[crplpunkklavier]

honestly so glad this one is gaining traction. just saw it in my notifications and went "MAN ALRIGHT" to text yet another person i have been genuinely wanting to text back for days

[lesbianshepard]

For anyone keeping up with the Stranger Things "secret good finale" conspiracy (yes, it is just the Sherlock "secret good episode" thing with a new show.) the current theory is that tomorrow, in place of SNL, the actual finale of Stranger Things will air. They are presenting this as something plausible, and not something that Lorne Michaels would have beaten the Duffer Brothers to death over if they even suggested it.

[lesbianshepard]

The stranger things finale is going to drop on Martin Luther King Jr Day because Stranger Things embodies the values of MLK

[lesbianshepard]

Close enough. Welcome back Johnlock truthers!

[lesbianshepard]

The subreddit also has a 60 page masterdoc of all their evidence, if anyone wants to archive that for the inevitable youtube video that's going to be made.

[rneliflua]

IDGAF if the women in my fiction are empowering or aspirational, I'm an adult, I don't need role models, I want the women in my fiction to be interesting, and if that involves being pathetic, hypocritical, amoral, or trapped in a delightfully dysfunctional relationship so be it

[eccebitch]

#'this is so illegal/toxic/unhealthy'#yeah bestie thats why im reading about it instead of doing it

[cerayanay]

If Trinity Santos, aka “in my experience the best way to get over pain is to ignore it and think of something positive yes this is normal”, aka “I have trauma related to sexual assault so I threatened to murder a pedophile on the job”, aka “my childhood friend killed herself “, aka “I’m an asshole to everyone lol”, aka “ugh I don’t want you to be homeless or whatever so I guess you can move in with me guy I met 15 hours ago, not that I want you too. you’re not allowed to say no.”, aka “you can blame your mistake on me, people hate me anyways so it doesn’t matter if I get in trouble” was a man, she’d be Dean Winchester levels of popular.

[speedlimit15]

cherry bomb voice Hello tumblr hello blog

[museify]