Oranges & Coke

Name's Jas, I'm 33. tell me about your day. I've been here since 2011, if I followed you I probably don't even remember why. (FDT/ F🧊/ stop the genocide 🇵🇸)

[taebaelee]

@staff

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[blignick]

[teaboot]

BESPOKE

[spale-vosver]

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[blanq]

tumblr glitched and now there’s just a guy in the void

[daughter-of-prospero]

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

[joodlesofdoodles]

Happy Mother's Day to these two

[nebulastarss]

Actually the average human makes first contact 0 times in their life time. First Contact Rylad Graec who has made first contact 3 times is an outlier and should not have been counted

[maddie-2022]

He made first contact with the taumeoba and the Eridians, but didn't someone else collect the astrophages he worked on?

[prof-grace-aspen]

Technically a space probe collected the astrophage, not a person. The samples remained sealed inside the collection mechanism until Grace opened it up. So Grace was the first person to lay eyes on astrophage in the flesh, to touch it and examine it.

[flipchild]

⍾

My new OC. Its name, its unknown. But time reveals all truths, and wisdom = knowledge given power. Thanks for reading, and make sure to share if you enjoyed.

[justwebster]

look i made fanart

[flipchild]

Thank You

[girlrust]

happy pride to my favorite gif in the world

[despazito]

His little pony...

[pangur-and-grim]

two “cats” interacting

[fausphorus]

Got possessed in the middle of my work shift.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[logan-exe]

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you