Firefly

Just trying to have fun, I have to many interests smh, call me Jasper!

[banana-muffiin-deactivated20221]

[max-out-of-ten]

@mrsegbert​ your tags are perfect

[switch-up-snowfox]

I mean Bat’s whole situation can be summed up as “Harvey I know you got it rough and i want to help you but I wouldn’t have to keep beating you up if you didn’t keep ROBBING THE FUCKING BANK”

[sassking-trevor]

Also not EVERYONE Batman fights is a mentally ill serial killer. Most are career criminals!! Black Mask, The Penguin, and King Shark are all MAJOR mafia crime bosses!! Bane is a flat out hired mercenary and Poisom Ivy is an eco-terrorist.

[banana-muffiin-deactivated20221]

[nobodyfamousposts]

Like…we DO realize that if Batman wasn’t there, these guys would still kill people, right?

[imsorrybruce]

If anyone is beating mentally ill people it's the Rogues beating Bruce

[timejoshi]

dick grayson would be a really great waiter like he would charm the pants off a table of old women calling them "young ladies" but it would steadily whittle away at his soul and he would come home after a shift and just stare and stare at his unrecognizable reflection in the mirror

[lavender-pez]

I think my brain was playing some word association game with this one but subnautica au anyone??

Grace is a scientist working with Alterra (unfortunately) and the only survivor of the Aurora crash, but finds Rocky who also crashed here while trying to investigate a distress call coming from the planet :)

Maybe there’s someone else here too who knows..

[aro-aceattorney]

Grace & Rocky swap bodies. oops. you hate to see it

very inspired by the wonderful fic The Astrobiology Immersion Program by @startingatmidnight, highly recommend. I mostly just wanted to draw rocky in grace's body figuring out how a face works, which was extremely fun to do

[chromaticrainarts]

Look at the scientists saving the stars we're gonna die dawg

[finnoky]

I’m sure it’s been done, but this trend seemed to fit them

(Pics under the cut)

[annabelle--cane]

I will be honest if someone posted "I'm a tutor and everyday I watch zoomers try to double tap on books to open them" thousands of you would reblog it and tag "😱 it's so scary that this is what all kids today are really like they're so helpless and stupid omg!!! those damn kids need to get off their phones!!!!"

[annabelle--cane]

things a concerning amount of people aged 25-40 on this site believe about today's children:

they don't know how to read and this makes them mean and dumb. also even though their meanness and dumbness are the result of poor education, they are still personal character flaws that deserve to be mocked.

they are responsible for wide scale censorship in schools and on social media. because, as we all know, children are famously politically powerful, never want to see horny or edgy content, and love it when books are banned in their school libraries.

they love to spread misinformation around so they can all armchair diagnose each other and act like they have learning disabilities in order to excuse their laziness about doing school work. obviously they are all liars and just need to just get their acts together and grow up instead of shirking responsibility for their actions like this.

they are uniquely cruel in comparison to past generations, and this is because of Phone. and also TikTok. no one has ever been cruel like this before.

they would all be much better off with their parents monitoring their internet usage. if they're closeted and their parents are homophobic then, well, sucks for them. kids being abused out of sight is better than them being annoying where I can see them.

[quezartt]

Hace mucho que no subo nada por aquí 😅

Espero que sea de tu agrado esto!!;)

Más activo en Ig: @quezo_pp

[sourkreem]

tim sybau before jason turns you into a borger

commissioned by an anonymous tumblr user!

[wildminti]

Grace, your friend is an apex predator.

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

https://www.tumblr.com/ilovemybruciewayne/819051915499503616

Imagine Bruce doing this for a magazine shoot and this picture is plastered all over the watchtower bc Hal needs everyone to see how pretty and hot his boyfriend is (except no one knows they’re dating so they’re all thristing for Bruce and making Hal jealous)

Better yet: imagine Bruce does a raunchy photoshoot for a national fashion house and its plastered on billboards across moast coastal cities... including one giant billboard in Coast City.

It's beautiful. It's brilliantly shining at night. It's so big that it actually catches Hal off-guard when he returned to Earth after a long mission.

There's headlines — Coast City's very own Green Lantern caught staring at the Prince of Gotham's latest modelling partnership with [insert brand].

People say that the Green Lantern doesn't move for a solid half hour, suspended mid-air.

Those who live in high enough apartment say that his expression was half-fond, half-starving. They wondered if he was still even breathing after a long while.

The Green Lantern has the face of a man who found religion.

The local government had to worry if the Green Lantern had negative opinions about one of the JL's major funders being plastered all over his city, but when asked, the Green Lantern said: "As long as everyone remains..... respectful of my- of Mister Wayne. It's not a bad view, after all."

Batman, Gotham's very own vigilante, is also asked to comment on this the next time the JL opens themselves to press of all kinds.

He simply said: "He's free to look."

(And no one knows that Hal very much did more than looking that evening)

[seren-dipitous-art]

…okay so what if the problem with the taomeba never happened on the way back home. What if the radiation never got onto the Blip-A. What if Rocky ended up back on Erid, and Grace made it back to Earth. What if they missed each other desperately forever.

What if Grace made a lopsided crochet Rocky and cuddled it every night.

What if Rocky couldn’t stop making xenonite puppets of his alien friend.

What if I made myself cry, what about that? Huh? What then?

[georgiasbrainstuff]

trope tag game!! <3

thank you for the tag @raspberry-ribcage @li-rheinn and @inhalingstardust000 <3 <3 this was such fun!

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia (but sometimes these are the same) // fantasy au or modern au (vampire/werewolf my beloved) // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff (sorry i can't choose - totally depends on mood) // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death (i cannot handle death in fic. it will ruin my day) // one-shot or multi-chapter (any length, but obvz more is always good) // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

no pressure tags toooo @deadpoets @wisteriagoesvroom @siysuki @ @oopslandiia @squigglesandcircles @ladymarshmall0w (consider this a gentle head pat if you've already done this <3)

[siysuki]

Thank you for the tag, darling @georgiasbrainstuff ₊✩‧₊˚౨ৎ˚₊✩‧₊

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff (both? both *nods*) // canon-compliant or fix-it (a mix, please~) // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

Butterflies, @heysudokustar @toasterbob @freckledfae @rosentryst @cas-gpt @merthurtrenches @piexperiment @nigaki @pallaspiastri + anyone who wants to join~ 𑣲⋆｡˚

[nigaki]

Thank you for the tag @siysuki and sorry for such a delay!

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it (gotta fix all the shit decisions DC makes lol) // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

@touchofhemlocktea @occasionalauthoring @joekitsu @scissorscitygirl @superman-creampieing-batman @gotham-blight @gothamcats @urk-m and anyone wanting to play <3

[occasionalauthoring]

Now this is a new one...how interesting

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

@ilovemybruciewayne @nikiexe0 @loonstar4477 @ultraviolettefan @lostmonsterposts @bruce-wayne-enjoyer @mylifeisfruk4ever @vanta-bat

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

I'm bored so you know what that means!! (looking at my notifs again)

slowburn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

Tagging: @urk-m @jaspers-fireflys @butterflywordsmith @pleasantlysparklystudent-46-blog @thekitty101 @joekitsu @superbatismyreligion @tsuku-yomi-yomi (or anyone else who wanna do it xoxo)

[jaspers-fireflys]

Yippee tag game :D

slowburn or love at first sight / fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // there's only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt/comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // smut or fluff // canon-compliant or fix-it / reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high-school romance or middle-age romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbours or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or genderbent // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

Uhmmm @the-jason-todd-impreganator you're the only mutual I can think to tag

[bruce-wayne-enjoyer]

"Bruce gets emotional when he remembers his kids used to be babies" — okay now imagine Alfred feeling the same thing when he looks at Bruce.

It happens so randomly.

And it is made worse with the fact that he can actually picture what Bruce had looked like at the time.

One minute, Alfred is baking desserts for dinner, when Bruce walks into the kitchen, his eyes light up and he points to the bowl and asks "Can I lick the batter :))"

And Alfred is just... this man is 45 year old beefcake, towering at 6"3, with a body that was charged into battle against gods and monsters and madmen and survived, and a mind that holds a library of genius spanning years of mission and duty.

And he's asking to lick cake batter off the whisk.

He could get salmonella. Is he stupid. He has kids, this would be a terrible example to set.

Anyways, Bruce gets to eat the left over batter. He's a little confused while Alfred feels like hugging him and murmuring promises into the crown of his hair.

Like..... yes sir, you can have all the cake batter you want. I will make seven million cakes if you want more cake batter. I will make cake batter-flavored ice cream. I will put all your enemies into an oven if you want.

[cyarikarta]

oldie timkon sketches

[cozy-stardust]

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

[till-dawn-do-us-part]

[brucedefender4eva]

1.

Everybody wants to do something with Tim, Jason, and Damian, knowing assassins and shit, but no one acknowledges Bruce knowing assassins

A lot more than they do because he’s known them longer than they’ve been alive

There's seriously no fanfictions that are just Bruce. It's always about the kids, and Bruce just reacting in shock or something stupid

2.

Want more stories of Bruce in the League of Assassins

There’s a bunch of Jason and Tim and whatever, but I don’t care about those at all

I just want Bruce

“Oh, Tim is Ra’s favorite because-“ don’t care

“Oh, Ra loves Jason because-“ donttttt care

I want the og, the first person in the family to even know the League of Shadows. And not just romance with Talia. No offense to that girl, but I'm just not the biggest fan. She's fine, but not my favorite or anything

I just want Bruce being a badass without all the glory going to his kids or someone else

3.

Bruce gets so stunned anytime someone remembers him

Like, he’s shocked when Dick comes back to the manor with a small trinket and says, “When I saw it, it made me think of you.”

He truly believes that he doesn’t exist in anyone’s mind until they need him for money or something else

It always makes him want to cry whenever he realizes that he actually holds a place in someone’s heart, and he’s on their mind

4.

Bruce got one really, really good tan in his life. He's already a fucking Adonis in his everyday life, but the tan just did something to people

He fucking hated it

And made sure to wear SPF 1000 forever so it'll never happen again. He usually gets pink from the sun, but this time he was lucky

Gotham society mourns hot and sexy tanned Bruce Wayne

They love him being pale, of course, they do. They love him no matter what

But it was dangerous seeing him tanned. People fainted on the street just from seeing him

5.

Hate it when people dumb down Batman just to uplift the kids or others in the Justice League

For some reason, it’s like only one person can be smart at a time?

Like, if you acknowledge that Tim is good with computers, suddenly Dick doesn’t even know how to work his phone without sounding like an idiot

Suddenly, Oliver or Hal needs to prove to everyone that Batman is actually an idiot who was trying to get them killed on his mission plan??

Or Bruce has become completely incompetent because they choose to have one of his children do a better job than him at absolutely everything, and he’s actually just a hindrance

Yes, Bruce acknowledges that his kids will eventually get better than him in the future, but why are we making him completely obsolete and stupid???

And if it’s focused on one of the batkids, everyone else is so stupid and useless compared to them

It’s so annoying

6.

Remembered a fic I read years ago on fanfic.net where I was so pissed off, I never finished it

It was Barry Allen-centric, I'm pretty sure

There was a villain that was going to show the memories of the most traumatized person in the League for whatever reason, and Bruce was so cocky and arrogant that it would be him

Then Barry gets super mad and yells at him that he’s never experienced that kind of trauma that he has, and that he’s only looking for an excuse to be mean and emo to people

And Bruce was portrayed to be in the wrong in this situation, like he's been overacting about his trauma the entire time

It’s like they think only one person can have trauma, and it’s a competition to see who has more trauma

Neither of these characters would act like that, and I had a dream about it after so many years, and it pissed me off once again

7.

Bruce has constant migraines. They’re really, really, really bad. He throws up from time to time.

Can’t have any light or sound in the room, or else he’ll simply die from the overstimulation

At first, none of his kids took him seriously because Bruce would constantly push himself past his limits whenever they said they needed him

But one day, while helping out one of the kids, he just completely shut down and wasn’t able to even think without being in excruciating pain

They now leave him alone after getting the biggest angry scolding from Alfred because Bruce threw up all over the floor and passed out

——

Anyways, I’ve got an interview for the university I want to go to tomorrow… wish me luck! (´∀｀)