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hatchet • any/all • adult • pfp and header image from Yamasong: March of the Hollows • I'll think of something else to add to this later

[jasperthehatchet]

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Minors: I have no authority over you but please beware. This is not really an NSFW blog but I do reblog stuff about sex/kink positivity as well as pro-sex work things. I'm not looking to know anyone's age but please be careful if you're a minor

You can dm me or send me asks whenever, i encourage you to reach out if you want to talk about hobbies, politics (in good faith), crafting, plants, art, music, fandoms, or whatever! Just don't be a jackass

I don't respond to being tagged in chain posts or tagging games

I really hate reblog bait and guilt-trippy posts I do not care what they're about. You're gonna try and bait ME? Make ME feel guilty for not reblogging YOUR post on MY phone? Get out of here. Go in the dark

DO NOT repost ANY of my art or creations please and thank you

I tag critical role spoilers with #critical role, #critical role spoilers, #cr spoilers and #critrole spoilers

Spam liking/reblogging is perfectly fine I don't mind it at all. Go nuts

Gardening posts and updates are tagged with #hatchet grows things, things I've made/mended/upcycled are tagged with #hatchet mends things and #hatchet makes stuff

[galactic-mayhem]

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

[vinnie-vindictive]

this will never not be important

[clubcope]

[nezu]

german emotions

[3000s]

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[roaldamundsen]

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

[roaldamundsen]

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[roaldamundsen]

can people stop saying insane things on this post

[probablyasocialecologist]

[teaboot]

My mom likes to tell me about how when I was a little kid riding public transport with her I'd always smile and giggle and chat with weird old ladies who smelled like cat pee and homeless folks and strangers dressed in bizarre outfits but any time a tidy and respectable businessman in a suit and tie waved at me I'd immediately clam up, and she takes a great deal of pride in my supposed inherentability to clock personalities but the truth is I do vaguely remember those bus rides, and it was never about the clothes or the hair or the smell, but more because everyone "strange" asked interesting questions and listened to what I had to say and seemed to think about what I said while the neat and tidy and rigid folks only ever acted like they were going through the motions, which was boring as hell and also pretty annoying

[teaboot]

Well-to-do finance manager with tidy shoes: "Why hello, sweetheart. Can you say 'hi'? Aren't you cute. Are you on a trip with your mom?"

4 year old me: why must we do this

Fantastic old woman in the leopard print coat: "Why yes, my tooth IS real silver! Nobody ever asks me that. Do you like cats?"

4 year old me, suddenly paying attention: Finally, A Person Of Intellect

[thecryptkeeper]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[frogmoss1]

Bobs Burger form Burgs Borber just got #Fingered Yep.

Happy pride 🏳️‍🌈

[997]

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[svdcvnt]

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

[dead-boysss]

The what???

[peachfromcmbyn]

The Ikea biphobia couch.

[dead-boysss]

???

[peachfromcmbyn]

I don't know what to tell you man.

[maryfitzroy]

[t4timekeeper]