Terry Davis was a Holy Saint.

I'll plin plin plon my way onto your blocked list with my superior social skills. Yankees not welcome around these parts but Anons are.

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[tikkety-tok]

"My neighbours thinks I torture dogs for a living"

[dreamofserenity626]

My girlfriend is a dog groomer and every day she comes home she tells me about the latest husky they had to wrestle. ALL of them are like this.

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[wu-gang-writing]

Weiss: Ruby Cares about you, you moron.

Jaune: Ruby cares about everyone.

Weiss: That’s not what I meant.

Jaune: Do you care about me? Because that would be an actual accomplishment.

Weiss: So you want to impress me?

Jaune: Always.

[howlingday]

Weiss: Why, though? What have I done to make myself your primary focus?

Jaune: You talked to me. You made me feel valid. Like I exist as something other than a burden. I can't think of anyone else who does that more than you right now.

Weiss: Stop thinking that.

Jaune: Fucking make me.

[wu-gang-writing]

Weiss: It can't be healthy to focus so much on me.

Jaune: Too bad. It literally keeps me alive.

Weiss: Now I know that's not healthy.

Jaune: Is there a good alternative?

Weiss: Ruby.

Jaune: I meant a sane alternative.

Weiss: I'm a more sane alternative than Ruby?

Jaune: Well not particularly. But those are my options. Ride or die.

[howlingday]

Weiss: Ugh, you're impossible...

Ruby: Hey, bestie! What's up?

Weiss: Jaune is acting foolish once again.

Ruby: Oh... Anything I can do to help?

Weiss: Yes. Convince him not to focus on us so much.

Ruby: Okay! Jaune, if you cheer up, I'll let you hold me and Weiss' hand!

Jaune: ...That won't work, Ruby.

Ruby: Hear me out... Fingers. Locked.

Jaune: Deal.

[razorblade180]

Chaotic convo

Weiss:You know I’m all for balanced relationships and breaking the mold, I really am, but yesterday I got home late and so did Jaune. I thought about ordering take out but he said “today was rough. We deserve home cooking.” Then I watched him make dinner. It was delicious but I couldn’t help but think… “Why the heck is he dating me!?”

Yang:Pfft, ha!

Weiss:He cooks way better than me, cleans better, we both work, I actually started feeling bad as I ate.

Yang:He likes your vibe.

Weiss: “Pretty disaster?”

Yang:It’s good vibe.

Ruby:Be nice! Weiss, you’re very smart and caring.

Weiss:That doesn’t stop me from burning the most basic of meals.

Yang:When in doubt, make pasta.

Weiss:….

Yang:Are fucking burning pasta?

Weiss:*sniffling* Shut the fuck up.

Ruby:Relax~ just get up and help him next time. You’ll learn and spend time together.

Weiss:I just don’t like the idea of potentially finding someone like me but can do something most people can do easily.

Yang:Can Winter cook?

Weiss:….*eyes water*

Yang:*sweating*….

Ruby:I’m gonna need you leave the room.

Yang:Yep, three strikes. I’m outta here. Bye Weiss! I love you!

Weiss:DO YOU!?

Yang:*whispers* I’m sorry! *closes door*

Weiss:Ruuuuubbbbyyyyy!! *hugs her*

Ruby: (This wasn’t in the leadership classes)

[wu-gang-writing]

Jaune: *during sex* Hurt me.

Weiss: You peaked at seventeen.

Jaune: Wait. What?

Weiss: You're just a pile of weed and mental illnesses.

Jaune: Stop please.

[liberalsarecool]

Capitalism kills. Shareholder economics is going to starve us all to death.

[sindri42]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF CAPITALISM YOU BRAINDEAD BOOTLICKER

[beardedmrbean]

I don't think too many people actually are on moderna or pfizers side on all of this too, considering that our tax dollars contributed in no small amount to the creation of those.

[crazy-brazilian]

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[b0hannon]

[deathgasmic]

i will not lie, friends in my phone, i have been imagining affection from time to time

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[chromaticabrasions]

caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

[chromaticabrasions]

caramel frappe PLEASE

[chromaticabrasions]

#this art is so evocative. it feels like a goya painting 

thank you so much this is the highest compliment

[friendly-asteroid]

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

[friendly-asteroid]

Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

[totallyuniquelily]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

[feminismisstillahatemovement]

It's the guy from the catastrophically-woke Gillette commercial cockblocking his friend when he tries to go talk to a girl

[saintmicolash-deactivated202303]

Oh good, lmao

[patrickvaill]

If you don’t propose with this don’t fuckin bother

[bunjywunjy]

*me, kneeling with tears in my eyes* WE-haw.

[dash-web]

Will you be my pardner?

[jaunelordofcinder]

I fucking hate this website

[justiceb68]

age fx

[yharnam-is-a-fuck]

TIL some people dont actually know about Queen Killer. hes basically bloodborne Let Me Solo Her but with a strength build instead of dual katanas. you can find him in like depth 4+ chalice dungeons. i summoned him for Queen Yharnam which made her way easier than she already is but at least he finally achieved his dream of killing the Queen.

as for his Lore. i guess hes supposed to be like Alfred. in that he is an execution who goes insane but he also decided to take off all his clothes and instead of actively hunting for an important woman to murder he just waits around to get summoned.