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love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

saw my evil organic chemistry ta from freshman year on the subway. this is what i go through daily. the only solution is to drop out

hard--byte

the hottest thing a guy can be is barely conscious on the floor while someone lifts his head up by the hair so that you can see his glazed out eyes and the blood running down his face

do you think that the law/courtroom theme in game changer this season is a soft launch for the fact that they’re getting sued or something

#game changer #dropout

hemipenia

the thing about men's sports is that eventually they will start putting on displays of homosexuality so depraved you couldn't even find it in porn. and it's essential to their game

#mlb

defectivegembrain

I went to Escher Sentence Island and more people were there than I was

threetrenchcoatsinatrenchcoat

i went to garden path sentence island and some flowers

ate-a-chili

I went to zeugma island and completely insane

why does christian bale batman talk like that. can’t be sustainable vocal technique.

#the dark knight

lalikeslichto

ozempicofficial

slowspinningredemption

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

eltonjohndenver

some of you don’t seem to realize that In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade and he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down or cut him till he cried out in his anger and his shame "I am leaving, I am leaving" but the fighter still remains