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tothemoonandthebacx

MAGNUM’S NEW COMMERCIAL VIDEO. I AM CRYING SO ARE YOU

counterpunches

#so wonderfully unnecessary for an ice cream commercial #i LOVE IT

ymirsbian-deactivated-deactivat

#well if it’s gonna be extra might as well make it gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yotoob

Petition for all future adverts to be as excessively homosexual as all previous adverts have been excessively heterosexual

mvrckbtlr

Ice cream is now gay culture

stevenrogered

things Natalie Portman did: THAT

thebestoftumbling

scottish people twitter…

the-doobiest

n0kiv

I will never get over this post 😭😭😭

livinkreatively-deactivated2018

😂😂😂😂😂

soundtrack0fmylife

bellexsauvage

kennyy-b-deactivated20210321

😂😂 IM FUCKING WEAK !!

melachonicallyawaredvirgo

writing-prompt-s

A man in a suit suddenly walks up to you and states, “Rating have been down for the past 2 years. They are threatening to cancel your life if things don’t pick up by next week.”

writing-prompt-s

procatboy

Ratings skyrocket because of this plot twist

writing-prompt-s

kitrobin

I ask, “How R-rated can this get?” The man smiles and says, “That’s more like it.” He walks off in a hurry. Little does he know that the ratings won’t be the only thing going up.

The body count will be too.

digg

WHOM TRYNA FUCK SEXY CGI MR CLEAN

this is already the best superbowl ad, there is no competition

adulthoodisokay

WTF

dumbhoe-blog1

this guy in my personal finance class pointed at my water bottle and asked me “why are girls always drinking that” and i was like “water?” he asked me why girls are always drinking water

enjcrlas-deactivated20180630

I had a substitute teacher in bio and he was walking up and down the rows making sure that we were doing our work when he stopped by one girls desk and asked “why do girls always have water bottles on their desk” and she was like “what????” And he pointed out 3 other girls desks with water bottles on them

Men baffled by girls staying hydrated

ironswordandstarshield

#what do you mean girls need water to live

boyfriendofficial-deactivated20

if she drinks water to live she’s a thot

ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710

it's a disgrace. women are leaving their human motherly instincts and replacing it by dog/cat motherly instincts. they get more excited when they see a cute cat or a dog but get repulsed by children. Gone are the days when women wanted children, to get married to a respectable mature man as soon as they hit marriage age. now they rot their youth in school and end up being cat ladies

Smash that motha fuckin like button if you rotted your youth in school and are gonna end up being a cat lady!

snowydragons

“I’d rather be shiny, like a treasure from a sunken pirate wreck.”

kari-morano-blog

Visit Original Link

prisma-lunar

Teen Titans Theme Song

Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English

gaaaaaaayyy-deactivated20170214

THIS SHOULDVE BEEN THE FUCKING THEME SONG

alexfierroaf

i caNT BREATHE

kuhseem

My lord. The sound is better than I imagined.

zootytang

YOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

thevirgheaux

CAN WE PLEASE BRING BACK THE ORIGINAL???

wtfzodiacsigns

zodiacspot

Read more about your Zodiac sign here

yourplayersaidwhat

the DM: Okay, at the end of the hallway is a stone door with no visible locks, latches, or opening mechanisms. Carved into the stone is an inscription that reads, “What is the sound of silence?”

the bard, instantly: ♪ Hello darkness my old friend ♪

DM: …………………Oh my god. I forgot-

bard: ♪ I’ve come to talk with you again ♪

DM: No, that’s not the answer-

bard: ♪ Because a vision softly creeping ♪

DM: Here, I’ve got my notes, let me change the riddle-

bard: ♪ Left its seeds while I was sleeping ♪

DM: Please-

bard, emphatically now: ♪ AND THE VISION THAT WAS PLANTED IN MY BRAIN ♪

DM: IT’S NOT-

bard: ♪ STILL REMAINS ♪

DM: I’M BEGGING-

bard: ♪ WITHIN THE SOUND ♪

DM: PLEASE-

bard: ♪ OF SILENCE ♪

DM, with a visibly broken spirit: …Yeah, okay. The door swings open.

late-nights-and-daydreams

Aries: You can’t hide in trauma forever. I know, it’s tempting. Calling your name out to you. Begging you to use it as an excuse to go back to every hold habit you tried so hard to kick. Eventually you have to stop hiding under covers and face what your world looks like now. Taurus: You’re not invisible I promise. People are watching. Ever vigilant should the dark thoughts come back. All you have to do is ask for us, and we will come. We will come even if you don’t ask, but we see the smoke of everything burning. It’s okay. You have not been forgotten. Gemini: Take a breath. You’re not at war anymore. There is no more battles to wage. You have won them all. Smile and sit back. Enjoy the victory. You have earned it. No one cares what you did to win. We just care that you came back home. Cancer: Stop letting their words dictate your future. You’re worth more then that. More then what those small fools can see. I know you don’t know if you can believe me. But I promise you, you are meant for bigger and better things. You just have to be willing to want it. Leo: Stop running. Whatever was chasing you lost your scent long ago. I know you think it’s the only thing you can do anymore, but stop. Learn to let the world stand still without being scared. It’s okay now. Virgo :Don’t let the darkness back in. It comes around for you this time of year like clockwork. Do not let it come back in. Do not use this time as an excuse. You are so much better than this bullshit that surrounds you. Libra: You can’t ever go back, as much as you want to. Don’t loose out on what’s happening now just because you’re mourning and missing what could of been. Lift up your gaze and try and smile. You’ll only get a moment like this once. Scorpio:Stop using their words as an excuse to hate what you see in the mirror. They don’t know you. Stop trying to destroy yourself when it’s so much easier to make repairs. I know it’s scary, but you are worth saving. Sagittarius: It’s okay to start over. It’s okay to begin again. I know it’s terrifying. But you will never get anywhere if you just stay standing perfectly still. The first steps always the hardest. Capricorn: Don’t forget who you were, or you’ll forget the lessons it taught you. Don’t try and erase your past. Show your scars off, you earned those fuckers. You’re still standing. That’s something to be proud of. Aquarius: I know it hurts more then you think you can manage. But here’s the shocker, you are managing. You are getting up every day despite all of it. Don’t focus on tomorrow. Just focus on getting through the next 5 minutes. Because that’s really all you need. Pisces: Not doing something because you’re scared of ruining it is a sorry excuse, and you know it. Nothing is as fragile as you give it credit for. You are not some bull in a china shop. You are safe here. Don’t be scared.

This weeks horoscope (via late-nights-and-daydreams)