no

Christian

[dropovers]

me? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced? hell yes

[apteu]

Some days therapy feels like an endless tug-of-war.

On the one hand, my therapist is going “let’s dig up some of these things that you’ve buried so they don’t hurt you anymore”, and on the other, I’m like “but I like them being buried here, because then I don’t have to deal with them”.

I know she’s right, I know it’s better for me to deal with my shit, but hot damn there are days when I want to hide the shovel.

Growth and healing are important. Doesn’t make them comfortable

[karamazovim]

What do you mean my strategy of running at 100% effort until I completely burn out and then beating myself up for not being able to do anything for like three days straight is “unsustainable” that’s ridiculous

[bananatwinky]

Today’s sponsor is NOT audible

[glutko]

Was on the Minecraft seeds subreddit when I found what could be one of the greatest seeds ever found. Special thanks go to Plebiain and Seed Hunt for finding this.

It has many rare biomes within 2048 blocks of the world’s origin. There’s mega taiga, ice spikes, extreme hills, shattered savanna, a flower forest, and even a mushroom island. Hell, you even spawn near a bamboo jungle and some eroded badlands.

To make things even better, there are at least two of each structure, also within 2048 blocks of the origin. Igloos. Portals. Swamp huts. And, of course, mansions. 

The seed is 1191961552361, and works with the last two updates. It should be roughly the same on Bedrock.

[glutko]

[hxasinthus]

i wish it was 1600 so i cood spelle words howe everr my harte desyred

[holisticfansstuff]

Tags via @aziraphalesbian

[fluorescentjellyfish-deactivate]

Please no this is how French happened

[rayofsarkasm]

@jazzsax101

[jazzsax101]

@rayofsarcasmtheoriginal

[just-shower-thoughts]

The saddest thing isn’t looking at your phone after a couple of hours and having no texts or notifications; but thinking you heard your phone go off and turns out your phone never did and you have no friends.

[doyumacy]

MARVEL 

link // https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHUrAvKNF8s (collab w/ djcprod)

[magneticmummy]

Okay I’ll admit this the was really awesome and a really well matched to the song and edited

[strawberrypatty]

That’s fucking tight.

[ohifonlyx33]

ting ting TING TING TING! TING! *panting out of breath gasps in time to the beat* I LIVE FOR THIS STUFF

[wandrlust-stark]

fun fact a few months ago I showed this video to my 4 y/o brother and to this day he asks me to play the song (glitter and gold) because he is convinced it is “The Avengers Song™”

[mynameisagent12]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

A lot of fanvids either have the sound effects and speech lines overpower the actual music. This is one of the rare few when it’s actually properly edited to match the beat, and doesn’t rely on “oh, it’s that line you like! And that other line!”

[lightasthesun]

Remember that Loki is a little shit

“I’m listening”

[mytardisisparked]

Every time I watch this I get the biggest adrenaline rush and I love it

[brmanso27]

Humans are awesome

[ladydisdain81]

Alien 1: “So you see, this is why we do not provoke the humans.”

Alien 2: “Yes, this is an insightful battle simulation training recording.”

Alien 1: “You misunderstand. The humans are not battle training. They are doing those things for entertainment only. For fun.”

Alien 2: “…What?… for entertain… Even the human young?!”

Alien 1: “Yes.”

Alien 2: “I… I understand now.”

[stuffandatherstuff]

This is awsome holy fuck

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Woah

[surohsopsisofclouds]

*Stares at the people flying* I Yearn

[boxboysandotherwhump]

All of those are freaking amazing! But the tiny battle ballerina drop-kicked her way right into my heart.

[nocontextgoodplace]

[lilsmunky]

How we greet friends now

[catpacks-deactivated20240223]

2020 mood

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[micdotcom]

Someone twisted this Jewish family’s menorah into the shape of a swastika

Naomi Ellis and her her husband Seth spent Friday morning — the morning after the sixth night of Hanukkah — trying to explain to their three young sons why someone had vandalized the menorah the family had put out on their yard by twisting the metal pieces into the shape of a swastika.

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah on the front lawn of their home in Chandler, Arizona, because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas, the Washington Post reported. Read more.

[starlightomatic]

The Ellis family had only built the 7-foot-tall menorah… because their sons, ages 5, 7 and 9, had asked their parents if the family could decorate their home like the neighbors did for Christmas. This is America in the 21st century.  Please reblog, even if you’re not Jewish.  Especially if you’re not Jewish.  Spread awareness and let your Jewish followers know that we’re not alone.

[digableplaneteer-deactivated202]

Fuck you vandals

[sadiebaby-deactivated20240429]

This is ignorance. The Jews have suffered ridiculous levels of persecution because of lies spread a thousand years ago. This is shameful. Educate yourself instead of passing on filth you have heard. Jewish history is incredible and something every Jew should feel immense pride in. They have suffered greatly and still remain an extremely proud resilient culture.

[iamtheclitcommander93-deactivat]

Why is basic respect for others such a hard thing to do. Why do fucktard “humans” feel the need to trash or destroy what they dont agree with… its disgusting and childish and just plain nasty.. how can you hate someone so much just for believing something else or simply a fucking skin color… there’s too much hate in the world today

[kinkylil-kitten]

Just a quick reminder😇

Girls who post pictures of themselves on the internet don’t owe you anything😽 You’re lucky we’re posting our cute asses in the first place💗

[iamtheclitcommander93-deactivat]

Yes. Let the cuties express themselves and stop acting like it's a personal show for you..

[canadianstuck]

One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is, he looked down at the sleeve of his suit jacket and just. stopped. dead halt, mid sentence.

And after like three seconds, where we’re all trying to figure out the punchline because the story clearly hadn’t ended, and John Mulaney quietly says, “Has there been tinfoil on my buttons the whole goddamn show?”

He’d taken his suit to the drycleaner, and they’d wrapped the buttons on the sleeves and the coat with tinfoil to protect them, and John Mulaney didn’t notice until half-way through his set, and was SO FLABBERGASTED that he never did finish the story about college and instead did five minutes on how stupid it was that his buttons were reflecting the light and he just didn’t notice, and in that moment I understood more about John Mulaney as a person than I ever have.

[ournameisfun]

during one of his portland shows, he noticed this like 7 year old girl in the front row and asked her (and her parents) if she ‘is aware that she is physically here right now’ or if she was just brought along. turns out her favorite john mulaney bit is the “and I’m new in town” bit and that she’s seen all his stuff. He was so shocked and discomforted by the fact a SEVEN YEAR OLD has seen his shows, that he couldn’t get through a bit about donating to charity without interrupting himself at least three times to import good life lessons on this small child, as if that makes up for all the horrible things he’s said that she heard

[sammysausage]

When I saw him in Ft. Lauderdale, there was a bar in the lobby that people kept leaving to go to. At one point, a guy in the front row just got up and BOOKED IT to get drinks. John Mulaney looked over at a woman who was next to the empty seat and asked, “Are you with him? What’s his name?”

She was, in fact, with him, and she did tell him her date’s name. John Mulaney considered this, looked around, and unplugged his microphone. Leaning in to us, he told us that we were going to trick this guy so fuckin hard. He said, “At some point during the show, I am going to stop and say, ‘Well, you guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale,’ and then you guys are all going to scream back ‘WE LOVE MILKSHAKES!’ He’ll be so confused.”

He then continued on with the show as normal, the drinks guy returned to his seat, and that was that for quite a long time. We thought he had forgotten about it until, at some point during what I believe was his McDonald’s drive-thru bit, he shrugged his shoulders and said, “You guys know what they say here in Ft. Lauderdale…”

Naturally, we erupted with “WE LOVE MILKSHAKES” and John Mulaney SWUNG around to face the drinks guy and said, “I bet you’re real confused now, huh, JASON?!”

[windyvalleyzone]

ah so john mulaney is a chaotic neutral cryptid

[jxhn-mulaney]

i saw him last night and there was a good ten minute interlude where a woman told him everything she found wrong with his suit, including that his pants were too high waisted to which he replied “that’s where my hips are” and someone in the back shouted “look at that high waisted man he’s got feminine hips!” and he yelled back “that’s my joke! i’m offended!!”

[lovelydeck]

I saw him live at my college. During his show he shouted something, which spooked a service dog in training that someone had brought with them (the dogs are common on campus, cause they are learning how to socialize and be in large crowds without reacting). Seeing the dog had been scared he apologized and asked the dog’s name. Upon hearing the dogs name was “Blanket” he about lost his god damn mind he was so happy. throughout the show he kept checking on Blanket. It was adorable.

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

This is my favorite version of this thread now

[sleepy-sphinx-deactivated202012]

blessed thread, 100/10

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

im honestly just afraid of someone losing interest in me after getting so attached to them

[afterduskhowls]

What's up fuckers if your partner's mood suddenly drops then fucking take care of them. Actually participate in being a partner and not just some chucklefuck who wanted a quick shot and go.

This is still a human being.

Treat them like one.

[recaption]

2008: wow I was so stupid last year

2009: wow I was so stupid last year

2010: wow I was so stupid last year

2011: wow I was so stupid last year

2012: wow I was so stupid last year

2013: wow I was so stupid last year

2014: wow I was so stupid last year

2015: wow I was so stupid last year

2016: wow I was so stupid last year

2017: wow I was so stupid last year

2018: wow I was so stupid last year

to be continued