Creeps383

Hey I'm Jasmine I'm born in Dec and I LOVE Markiplier,Jacksepticeye,Heavy Metal, GhostTown,Creepypasta,Homestuck,and many other things! I am basically a Geek/Nerd and I LOVE to Cosplay ANYTHING I will post some Cosplay here and there and even of some...

[did-you-know]

On the Pottermore website, J.K. Rowling explains how wizards poop. There’s an excerpt about the Chamber of Secrets that says wizards didn’t need toilets because they ‘simply relieved themselves where they stood, and vanished the evidence.’ Source Source 2

[w-r-o-u-g-h-t]

i fucking hate jk rowling so much because years and years after this franchise has ended she is still continuing trying to make it bad to the point where she said that every character in harry potter canonically shits themselves and then casts a shit vanishing spell 

[zahnegott]

fuck this is b a d

[postingmachine9000]

This reminds me of the hufflepuff group masturbation tweets

[gun-toting-greyshades-deactivat]

The what?

[postingmachine9000]

[drinkpisspissblood]

[stinkibabi]

Just imagine you’re taking a test for potions with Snape and the guy sitting next to you just fucking shits himself the nastiest, slimiest shit of his life out of stress. And you literally have to sit there with a straight face while fuckin Todd JingleJangles cleans himself up in the dead quiet room with some stupid ass line like “vanish me poopum” and you just gotta live with the knowledge that some kid just shit himself beside you during a fucking test.

[jazzykat919]

((I’m doing homework and I see this beautiful creation 

[idk-kun]

I found a mutated bulbasaur plushie

[iguanamouth]

[jazzykat919]

((I love this 

[disneymagix]

[recklesscreature]

AWWWWW

[hashtagloveloses]

friendly reminder:

[smileygraffiti-blog]

CORNER. NOW.

[jazzykat919]

((Never seen that last picture soooooo ╮(°3°)╭

[twocubes]

[whythebigpaws]

Given these constructions, there is no maximal volume. The volume approaches infinity as the angle approaches 90 degrees.

[whythebigpaws]

In fact these formulae are unrelated

[twocubes]

the lateral height of a cone is the length of a line segment from the apex of the cone along its side to its base.

try harder.

[whythebigpaws]

I’m a math grad student I don’t deserve to be humiliated like this

[twocubes]

sorry, it was either you or me :V

[rolling-on-caffeine-and-code]

I think? But I’m only at undergrad level in mathematics, so feel free to point out if I f@*$ed up. I was never particularly amazing at geometry.

[twocubes]

this is entirely correct; very thorough too :3

also this should entirely be accessible to anyone who’s done just enough calculus to talk about maxima and minima of continuously differentiable functions, which means either high school or undergrad calc, depending on your educational path; don’t be so worried ;p

(incidentally you could have skipped from h=l/√3 straight to the answer by using arccos instead of arctan but arctan is a nicer function anyways so w/e)

[wumblr]

me looking at this post

[jazzykat919]

((My only cones that I need to find the Maximum of

[official-creepypasta]

[jazzykat919]

Yes just yes

[buttwyattarchive-deactivated201]

[theendofaspark]

this is never going to not be funny 

[epitomeofnerd-blog]

Rob Lowe says “that is fucking hilarious” with the straightest face ever

[grapes-of-plath-deactivated2017]

Bless you, Chris Pratt

[drowningz]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in so long

[edwardspoonhands]

♫♫That’s not something that props can fix…that’s gonna be a little harder to fix.♫♫

[chulacola]

I dunno what’s going on anymore…  ┐(´д｀)┌

[jazzykat919]

It’s amazing 

[jazzykat919]

https://www.twitch.tv/tokeowaffles99 

Hey you guys should check one of my best friends out on Twitch, he’s a REALLY good player but doesn’t talk that much and he’s doing a live stream right now!

[vulturer]

[orlesianhat]

the best one though

[jazzykat919]

I have a friend like this x3

[meantfortheshore]

[moremetalthanyourmom]

Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move

[youcangofindatree-deactivated20]

Gotta try it

[clevermanka]

I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.

[emmagrant01]

Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.

Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”

[mercurialkitty]

I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.

[songbirde108]

Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.

[onethingconstant]

Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.

I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.

I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.

Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[thorinobsessed]

MY NEW ATTITUDE: Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.

[jazzykat919]

[ultrafacts]

More Ultrafacts (Source)

[theothersession]

Happy 4/13 everyone now die

[aveysauce]

[sevey6]

Thats exactly 20 years after homestuck started, Hussie the Seer strikes again.

[lizeon]

mr president theres a meteor coming sir. oh yeah, how big is it? its the size of puerto rico sir

[dragonbonez]

[exiled-by-choice-deactivated201]

reblog with a gif of the animal your muse would be.

[savageinsanity-deactivated20170]

Originally posted by sterling8music2

[thedevilwearsabalaclava-blog]

Originally posted by youngprinceleo

[contractsandcorpses-a-deactivat]

[randomeevee]

[bonkbatter]

Mew mew~

[evergrowingandchanging]

[jazzykat919]

[jacksepticeyegifs-deactivated20]

Mark and Jack showing us how much they care

[booper-dooper]

This literally killed me

[litesalted-deactivated20210218]

Fuck off I’m not crying

[jacksepticfly-blog]

im literally sobbing holy fuck

[jse-egopocalypse]

this always gets me

[jazzykat919]

screw Donald Trump Septicplier for president 

[brotherhoot]

[jazzykat919]

Being honest this is how ld remember to spell Assassins Creed 

[brotherhoot]

[jazzykat919]

[arcadianruin]

Oh hey look a tags

Tagged by @you-me-at-idk , I stg these things are my weakness, thank u for tagging me

Rules: Complete the questions and tag 20 people!

How tall are you?: 5’ 5", roughly

What color and style is your hair?: It varies weekly, but it’s currently a hot pink and short. Well, its long for me because it’s in my eyes now. I’m dying it a dark brown soon though for my upcoming (hopefully soon) Shay Cormac cosplay

What color are your eyes?: Blue/green/gray, it depends on the lighting

Do you wear glasses/contacts?: Glasses, but I’d probably literally kill for some contacts

Do you have braces?: No, but I could probably use some on my bottom teeth for a little while

What kind of student are you?: The kid who is excited about shit but at the same time is fighting sleep like they’re trying to win the battle of gettysburg

What are your favorite subjects?: Physics, biology, and any class in a machine shop

What are your favorite tv shows?: Arrow holds a special place in my heart (and always will), Supernatural, at least before season 5, Longmire, Ghost Adventures

Favorite movies?: Jurassic World, Captain America: Civil War and The Winter Soldier, Deadpool, Big Hero 6, Epic, How To Train Your Dragon 2

Favorite books: The Gods Of Gotham and its sequel Seven For A Secret by Lindsay Faye, the Legend trilogy by Marie Lu (seriously pls go read them they are incredible and will forever be some of my favorites), Hellraisers: The Devil’s Engine by Alexander Gordon Smith, and Angelfall by Susan Ee

Favorite pastimes?: Camping and fishing. I grew up doing that stuff all the time with my mom and stepdad, and I will seize any opportunity I can get to do those things again

Do you have any regrets?: The list of things I don’t regret would be much shorter. If I listed everything I regret we’d be here until the next century

What is your dream job?: Doing autobody and being an auto mechanic. Basically anything to do with fixing/mantaining cars, both in engine and physical appearance

I tag @coluring @comedians-and-space-aliens @dunplease @ectobirbologist @horrorlover01 @landofscrubsandcrumbs @otakupunkrock @royalprinceofbeehind and @xazz I know this isn’t 20 but you guys are the only peeps I’m confident enough to pester lol sorry

[jazzykat919]

YOU ARE NOW MY NEW FAVORITE PERSON! 

[dogpu]

happy birthday to our favorite angry crab boy!!! also dave gets a new kazoo and names it karzoo

bonus:

[jazzykat919]

I know It’s not related but it’s true XD