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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver

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Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
RMH
occasionally subtle

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Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them
They're forgetting the beautifully magnificent Jennifer Saunders cover of I need a hero...
bye sans
holy woooow
my queen
I can’t believe leslie hall in in the new pokemon game
Bisexual, Bi
A person who has the capacity to form enduring physical, romantic and/or emotional attractions to those of the same gender or to those of another gender. People may experience this attraction in differing ways and degrees over their lifetime. Bisexual people need not have had specific sexual experiences to be bisexual; in fact, they need not have had any sexual experience at all to identify as bisexual.
-GLAAD Media Reference Guide
A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
When I was 16 I was pro-life, I wanted kids and to get married, I had next to no inkling of what gay people went through and “disapproved of the lifestyle” because that’s what my parents told me to think, I didn’t even know asexuals existed and if I had I probably would have thought they just needed to get laid.
It’s 15 years later now and I’m pro-choice, I don’t want kids of my own, I’ve been married and divorced and am now engaged, the majority of my friends are some form of queer as well as myself, and I am on the ace spectrum.
We change as people as we grow up. It happens. We get exposed to new things, learn new ways of thinking, see other sides to things.
Which is one of the reasons Tumblr’s toxic black/white nonsense is very infuriating.
Because it’s a bunch of kids who haven’t learned yet that shit’s gonna change trying to make absolutes out of every situation. They’re always out to find the bad guy.
Like there’s a very reverse Scooby Doo kind of feeling like “Oh look, let’s take the mask off your fave artist/actor/etc and reveal that they are the monster. Look how problematic!!!” and for small infractions too.
I dunno man. Life’s going to change for you, people are going to change around you, and YOU are going to change as you grow. Who you are right now is not who you are going to be at 30.
I mean, lord, can you imaging parenting kids with the same attitude tumblr has? You kid screws up once and you’re flipping shit on them and kicking them out of the house?
It’s not good behavior, always looking for the bad in things, always looking for a monster. You can take a stand in other ways against bad shit in the world and it doesn’t have to mean harassing people. Give to charities, promote things like help hotlines, volunteer places, take classes on how to counsel people, there’s so many good ways to help. Badgering people, sending death threats, being a dick? Those aren’t helping.
Ya’ll will change as you grow and you gotta acknowledge that you change and so do others and that change isn’t instant and that some things never 100% change and that’s okay. The world is like that. There’s stuff we’ll never eradicate 100%. It sucks. I’d love to prevent some shit from ever happening ever but that’s not how life is. So instead we do what we can while we’re here to help others.
Be kind. Don’t be a dick. The world is nicer that way.
“Haha Fat Boy”
“pls come hug me asap” sounds about right
"No"
Found this on the internet since Leslie posted it on Twitter...love it so much.
We Are the Crystal Gems (Extended Version)
F A7 If you’re evil and you’re on the rise, Bb C You can count on the four of us taking you down, F A7 ‘Cause we’re good and evil never beats us, Bb C We’ll win the fight and then go out for pizzas. F A7 We are the crystal gems, Bb We’ll always save the day, Bbm And if you think we can’t, F We’ll always find a way. A7 Bb That’s why the people of this world believe in, Bbm Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, and Steven.
Gm Bb C#dim C
F E7 Am If you could only know, C7 F What we really are, E7 Am When we arrived on Earth, C7 F From out beyond your star. E7 Am We were amazed to find, C Dm Your beauty and your worth, G Cmaj7 And we will protect your kind, A7 And we will protect your Earth, D And we will protect your Earth,
And we will protect you.
Gmaj7 Bb Dm Dm
Gmaj7 Gm C7 D
G B7 I will fight for the place where I’m free, C C7 To live together and exist as me. G B7 I will fight in the name of Rose Quartz, C C7 And everything that she believed in. G B7 I will fight for the world I was made in, C C7 The Earth is everything I’ve ever known. G B7 I will fight to be everything C C7 G That everybody wants me to be when I’m grown.
B7 The odds are against us C C7 G Won’t be easy but we’re not going to do it alone!
B7 We are the crystal gems, C We’ll always save the day, Cm And if you think we can’t, G We’ll always find a way. B7 C That’s why the people of this world believe in, Cm Gmaj7 Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl, and Steven.
Need a reference? Here’s the official song! Thanks for playing!
It’s Over, Isn’t It?
Cmaj7 Dm7 I was fine with the men Cmaj7 G Cmaj7 Who would come into her life now and again. Dm D7 I was fine ‘cause I knew Dm G Cmaj7 Bdim That they didn’t really matter until you. Cmaj7 Dm7 I was fine when you came Cmaj7 G Cmaj7 And we fought like it was all some silly game. Dm E7#9 Over her, who she’d choose F G Cmaj7 After all those years I never thought I’d lose.
Cmaj7 C7 It’s over, isn’t it? F Isn’t it? G Isn’t it over? Cmaj7 C7 It’s over, isn’t it? A Isn’t it? A Isn’t it over? Dm G You won and she chose you, Em A7 And she loved you and she’s gone. Dm It’s over, isn’t it? G Cmaj7 Why can’t I move on?
Am E C D War and glory, reinvention. Dm Am F#dim E Fusion, freedom, her attention. Am E C D Out in daylight my potential Dm Am F#dim E Bold, precise, experimental. Am E C D Who am I now in this world without her? Dm Am F#dim E Petty and dull with the nerve to doubt her. Am E C D What does it matter? It’s already done. Dm G Now I’ve got to be there for her son.
Cmaj7 C7 It’s over, isn’t it? F Isn’t it? G Isn’t it over? Cmaj7 C7 It’s over, isn’t it? A Isn’t it? A Isn’t it over? Dm G You won and she chose you, Em A7 And she loved you and she’s gone. Dm It’s over, isn’t it? G Cmaj7 C#dim Why can’t I move on? Dm It’s over, isn’t it? G Cmaj7 Why can’t I move on?
Need a reference? Here’s the official song! Thanks for playing!
This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual
I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.
Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?
BY REBLOGGING THIS YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOUR BLOG IS COMPLETELY ACCEPTING OF BI FOLKS!!! BISEXUAL PEOPLE ARE PART OF THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY AND IF YOU DISAGREE, PLEASE UNFOLLOW ME
Yup pls unf me if you are biphobic.
This is really sad...I can tell u 100% that mother gem doesn't approve of this
Giant woman fan theory
Ok let's veer off the topic of Leslie hall for a second and think about steven universe... This theory came to me a couple days ago, and y'all may find it reallllly out there, but maybe, just maybe, it'll turn out to be true. Let's think back...way, way, back...to Opal's first appearance in the episode Giant Woman. Obviously, Steven's song during that episode was one of the most memorable parts about it, and that song is what my theory is about. In the song, Steven is singing about the fact that he wants pearl and amethyst to fuse so that he can see their fusion, or a "giant woman." But what if Steven's desire to see a giant woman is not just about him wanting to see a gem fusion, but also about him and his longing to see his GIANT mother who he never got to meet, see, get to know, etc. So idk...maybe the song has more of a meaning to it than just Opal...
Still can't get over how good Holding Out For a Hero by Jennifer Saunders is...just imagine if it was sung by Leslie Hall though.