Of lesser importance

How to disappear completely

[let-it-go-brother]

I can’t stop replaying it

[femmecrip-deactivated20151212]

[Video of person holding a baby beatboxes. The baby is in a large white sweater with matching hat. The baby alternates between staring at the beatboxing person and the camera. The beatboxing ends. The baby stares back at the camera, then turns to the person and makes a “pfft” noise with their mouth. Person erupts into laughter.]

[azizahhadiya]

So cute

[lokidokeyartichoki]

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

[hellenhighwater]

This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here

https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat

I….I need all of them

[heartseeker]

[hannigraham]

Here’s a list of weird/strange articles on wikipedia in no particular order for you to read and just add more useless knowledge in your puny human brain. General murder/death trigger warning for most.

Bloody Mary || Kennedy curse || Taman Shud Case || La Voisin || Greyfriars Bobby || Pripyat || Albert Fish || Mary Toft || The Cure for Insomnia || Roanoke Colony || John Murray Spear || Arecibo message || Nuckelavee || Phaistos Disc || Tanganyika laughter epidemic || Mad Gasser of Mattoon || Murder of Junko Furuta || Peoples Temple || Ed Gein || Stargate Project || Jackalope || Numbers station || UVB-76 || Bélmez Faces || Donner Party || Adam || Mariana UFO incident || Valentich disappearance || Cleveland Torso Murderer || Trepanning || Dyatlov Pass incident || Grey goo || Overtoun House || The Garden of Earthly Delights || Wilhelm Reich || Starchild skull || Original Night Stalker || Owlman || Ararat anomaly || British big cats || Jack the Ripper || Clapham Wood Mystery || Pope Lick Monster || Shadow person || Out-of-place artifact || Black Dahlia || Jersey Devil || Crawfordsville monster || Koro || Philadelphia Experiment || Glasgow smile || Roswell UFO incident || David Parker Ray || D. B. Cooper || Total Information Awareness || Goatman || Grey alien || Joachim Kroll || Peter Kürten || Gilles de Rais || Alien abduction || Joseph Vacher || Mothman || Polywater || Catacombe dei Cappuccini || Villisca Axe Murders || Grace Sherwood || Loveland frog || The Hermitage || Jatinga || Sankebetsu brown bear incident || Mongolian death worm || Devil’s Footprints || The Sick Child || H. H. Holmes || Dysaesthesia aethiopica || Bloody Benders || Lamia || Black Paintings || The Monster with 21 Faces || Shirime || Lina Medina || Exploding head syndrome || Quantum suicide and immortality || Mokele-mbembe || Spontaneous human combustion || Dulce Base || Chandre Oram || Oscar || Men in Black || Vladimir Demikhov || The Great Red Dragon Paintings || Bloop || Retroactive continuity || Elizabeth Báthory || Delphine LaLaurie || Silverpilen || Polybius || Guided rat || Robert J. White || Chelyabinsk meteor || Armin Meiwes || Big Crunch || Belchen Tunnel || Moberly–Jourdain incident || Boy Scout Lane || Princes in the Tower || Rosenheim Poltergeist || Peter Stumpp || Bermuda Triangle || Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery || Hill of Crosses || Self-immolation || Lycaon || Burke and Hare murders || Pykrete || Kate Morgan || List of unusual deaths || Sawney Bean || Rogue elephant of Aberdare Forest || Yoshio Kodaira || Incorruptibility || Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus || Toynbee tiles || Rat king || Sailing stones || Thalidomide || Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916 || Tunguska event || Head transplant || List of cryptids || Borley Rectory || Sedlec Ossuary || Alien hand syndrome || Capgras delusion || Mellified man || Atuk || Monster of Glamis || Spring-heeled Jack || Allagash Abductions || Aokigahara || Raymond Robinson (Green Man) || Premature burial || Brain transplant || Nightmarchers || Decompression illness || Midgetville || Zombie || Mercy Brown vampire incident || Necromancy || Lamkin || Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. || Icelandic Phallological Museum || Neisseria meningitidis || Unit 731 || Bunny Man || Bubbly Creek || Malleus Maleficarum || Moll Dyer || Original Spanish Kitchen || Charles Bonnet syndrome || Voynich manuscript || Black Annis || True name || Dorothy Talbye trial || Black dog || Wandering Jew || Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway || Yara-ma-yha-who || Rod Ferrell || The Juniper Tree

[that-house]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

[that-house]

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

[that-house]

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

[that-house]

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

[that-house]

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

[that-house]

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

[that-house]

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

[that-house]

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

[golswia]

supple-MENTAL am I right-

I love how fast Jon spiraled between seasons

[that-house]

Untitled.

i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

[that-house]

the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

[that-house]

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

[that-house]

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

[that-house]

Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

[that-house]

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

[that-house]

Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

[that-house]

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so what you're gonna do is you're gonna trim the top off a bulb of garlic, using the knife's edge to take off the tip of every individual clove, that's important. you're gonna place the garlic face-up in a square of tinfoil, drizzle with olive oil, wrap completely in foil, place in baking tray, repeat with a copious amount of garlic bulbs. you're gonna put that baking tray in an oven set to 375-400°F, for 30-50 minutes, until soft and browned. you're gonna toast some good bread, slather generously with butter and honey, maybe a tiny lil bit o' salt. and then. you're gonna SQUEEZE. OUT. THAT. ROASTED GARLIC. onto the butter honey toast. and you're gonna eat it. food stolen directly from the plate of the gods. that's what you're gonna do.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the garlic. it beckons you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

normal nightmares, can i have ONE normal nightmare ffs

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yanked from slumber by a dream wherein the corporate solution to "the people churn yearn for fresh butter" was "let's bioengineer a miniature cow that people can keep in their refrigerator's butter cubicle where it will regularly poop out fresh butter" (???)

of course that's not how cows work at all, so instead they mutated a sea slug until it was black and white and vaguely cow shaped, self-regenerating, and creamy & delicious. then they pre-sliced that fucker (still alive) and sold it as this season's Can't Fucking Believe It's Not Butter!

all of which i found out (in the dream) when i walked into a grocery store dairy aisle and was faced with row upon row of squirming, writhing, silently-screaming supine slug-cows mooing in slug-agony

so yeah, i miss normal nightmares 👎

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

gotta look something up

[onbearfeet]

I'm sorry WHAT

He WHAT

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"you learn something new every day" is a threat actually

[hymnsofheresy]

have y’all ever had communion bread that was just so….nasty? like i know we have to suffer as christians, but do we really need to have whole wheat bread as the body of christ?

[hymnsofheresy]

my old church used hawaiian bread. my standards are high

[missweber]

Some old housemates of mine were Syrian Orthodox. At their church different members of the church took turns baking the bread that would be consecrated for the Eucharist. This was all well and good until one woman baked raisin bread. This led to the memorable occasion of a rather flustered priest, who had not seen the bread until that moment, declaring, “This - except for the raisins - is the Body of Christ.”

[shiraglassman]

EXCEPT FOR THE RAISINS omg

[pastel-lavender]

Raisins are just dried grapes though, and wine is his blood so really its like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[biglawbear]

like a two in one shampoo & conditioner except with jesus

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Calamity Jane you concern yet intrigue me....

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

god forbid women do everything

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[gmbencompetence]

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

[jupiterjunebug]

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

[gmbencompetence]

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

[thisisdefinitelyacreativename]

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

[gmbencompetence]

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

[turtle-powered]

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

[gmbencompetence]

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

[analienorsutin]

Rare blue watermelon

[sickofimmortality]

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

[akiraita]

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

[unicornfan]

soap makes water molecules smaller

[elphabaoftheopera]

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

[brucebocchi]

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

[adataraxia]

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

[softurl]

[sasukehateblog]

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

[painisthecleanser]

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

The two way mirror

[rinlockhart]

“listen here, cumslut.”

[tenaflyviper]

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

[nyokoko]

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

[chromaticabrasions]

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears (mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon (and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

[carillonghorn]

[mushythem00shroom]

Reblogin, so i can find this later

[mikelogan]

THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER (2023) + TEXT POSTS

@lgbtqcreators creator challenge - text posts

[peanutpalace-deactivated2023011]

Maybe I'll treat myself to some substance abuse in response to these slight inconveniences

[sixpenceee]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roanoke_Colony

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Murray_Spear

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arecibo_reply

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanganyika_Laughter_Epidemic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concrete-Encased_High_School_Girl_Murder_Case

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peoples_Temple

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UKUSA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MRSA

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailing_stones

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unit_731

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bunny_Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedlec_Ossuary

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubbly_Creek

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Spanish_Kitchen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bonnet_syndrome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voynich_manuscript

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Markovian_parallax_denigrate

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_hand_syndrome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaistos_Disc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pykrete

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polywater

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole-body_transplant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_transplant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_J._White

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Demikhov

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guided_rat

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamster_zona-free_ovum_test

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandre_Oram

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lina_Medina

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mellified_Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/STS-75

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atuk

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kennedy_Curse

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cure_for_Insomnia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pripyat%2C_Ukraine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail_flying_saucer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Tofts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanation

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_Goo

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Grinning_Man

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crawfordsville_monster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulce_Base

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junko_Furuta

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hermitage_%28Ontario%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donner_Party

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starchild_skull

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faces_of_belmez

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Parker_Ray

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_information_awareness

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_panic

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wilhelm_Reich

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mahavishnu_Orchestra

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%27s_Footprints

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Thunderstorm%2C_Widecombe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bloop

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_place_artifacts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mothman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadowpeople

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ararat_anomaly

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_big_cats

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatman_%28cryptozoology%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greys

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackalope

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Heeled_Jack

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Owlman

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anomalous_phenomenon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermuda_triangle

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overtoun_Bridge

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupa_%28anomaly%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silverpilen

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_Dutchman%27s_Gold_Mine

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Lick_Monster

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shadow_people

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steam_tunnel_incident

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk_Project

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moll_Dyer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belchen_Tunnel

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boy_Scout_Lane

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Devil%27s_Footprints

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chase_Vault

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyatlov_pass_accident

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tunguska_event

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borley_Rectory

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clapham_Wood_Mystery

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reality_shift

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moberly-Jourdain_incident

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gein

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adam_%28unsolved_Thames_murder_case%29

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Who_put_Bella_in_the_Wych_Elm%3F

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Torso_Murderer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_of_Glamis

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ediacaran_biota

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveland_Frog

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_UFO_Incident

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amelia_Earhart

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentich_Disappearance

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Original_Night_Stalker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Dahlia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joachim_Kroll

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_K%C3%BCrten

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilles_de_Rais

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Vacher

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melonheads

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D._B._Cooper

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish

The horror doesn’t stop here though. I have lots more masterposts:

masterpost of horror games

masterpost of creepy online games

masterpost of creepy websites

masterpost of gothic/horror novels (yes I link you to a PDF version of the entire book!)

masterpost to make you feel better (when all the horror is too much)

The following aren’t masterposts, but they have an abundance of information

Ways to contact the dead

Creepy meaning behind nursery rhymes

Creepiest glitch experiences

Creepy facts compilation

Compilation of horror pranks

Paranormal Science Resources

Map of monsters/ghosts/cryptids in the USA

Alien Abduction experiences

[jeanesseintes]

MASTERPOSTS EVERYWHERE

[hannigraham]

Here’s a list of weird/strange articles on wikipedia in no particular order for you to read and just add more useless knowledge in your puny human brain. General murder/death trigger warning for most.

Bloody Mary || Kennedy curse || Taman Shud Case || La Voisin || Greyfriars Bobby || Pripyat || Albert Fish || Mary Toft || The Cure for Insomnia || Roanoke Colony || John Murray Spear || Arecibo message || Nuckelavee || Phaistos Disc || Tanganyika laughter epidemic || Mad Gasser of Mattoon || Murder of Junko Furuta || Peoples Temple || Ed Gein || Stargate Project || Jackalope || Numbers station || UVB-76 || Bélmez Faces || Donner Party || Adam || Mariana UFO incident || Valentich disappearance || Cleveland Torso Murderer || Trepanning || Dyatlov Pass incident || Grey goo || Overtoun House || The Garden of Earthly Delights || Wilhelm Reich || Starchild skull || Original Night Stalker || Owlman || Ararat anomaly || British big cats || Jack the Ripper || Clapham Wood Mystery || Pope Lick Monster || Shadow person || Out-of-place artifact || Black Dahlia || Jersey Devil || Crawfordsville monster || Koro || Philadelphia Experiment || Glasgow smile || Roswell UFO incident || David Parker Ray || D. B. Cooper || Total Information Awareness || Goatman || Grey alien || Joachim Kroll || Peter Kürten || Gilles de Rais || Alien abduction || Joseph Vacher || Mothman || Polywater || Catacombe dei Cappuccini || Villisca Axe Murders || Grace Sherwood || Loveland frog || The Hermitage || Jatinga || Sankebetsu brown bear incident || Mongolian death worm || Devil’s Footprints || The Sick Child || H. H. Holmes || Dysaesthesia aethiopica || Bloody Benders || Lamia || Black Paintings || The Monster with 21 Faces || Shirime || Lina Medina || Exploding head syndrome || Quantum suicide and immortality || Mokele-mbembe || Spontaneous human combustion || Dulce Base || Chandre Oram || Oscar || Men in Black || Vladimir Demikhov || The Great Red Dragon Paintings || Bloop || Retroactive continuity || Elizabeth Báthory || Delphine LaLaurie || Silverpilen || Polybius || Guided rat || Robert J. White || Chelyabinsk meteor || Armin Meiwes || Big Crunch || Belchen Tunnel || Moberly–Jourdain incident || Boy Scout Lane || Princes in the Tower || Rosenheim Poltergeist || Peter Stumpp || Bermuda Triangle || Bachelor’s Grove Cemetery || Hill of Crosses || Self-immolation || Lycaon || Burke and Hare murders || Pykrete || Kate Morgan || List of unusual deaths || Sawney Bean || Rogue elephant of Aberdare Forest || Yoshio Kodaira || Incorruptibility || Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus || Toynbee tiles || Rat king || Sailing stones || Thalidomide || Jersey Shore shark attacks of 1916 || Tunguska event || Head transplant || List of cryptids || Borley Rectory || Sedlec Ossuary || Alien hand syndrome || Capgras delusion || Mellified man || Atuk || Monster of Glamis || Spring-heeled Jack || Allagash Abductions || Aokigahara || Raymond Robinson (Green Man) || Premature burial || Brain transplant || Nightmarchers || Decompression illness || Midgetville || Zombie || Mercy Brown vampire incident || Necromancy || Lamkin || Harry K. Daghlian, Jr. || Icelandic Phallological Museum || Neisseria meningitidis || Unit 731 || Bunny Man || Bubbly Creek || Malleus Maleficarum || Moll Dyer || Original Spanish Kitchen || Charles Bonnet syndrome || Voynich manuscript || Black Annis || True name || Dorothy Talbye trial || Black dog || Wandering Jew || Sarin gas attack on the Tokyo subway || Yara-ma-yha-who || Rod Ferrell || The Juniper Tree

[bizarreismm]

COLLECTION OF CREEPY VIDEOS & HORROR MOVIES

I’ve compiled a list of links to some of the creepiest YouTube videos and the best horror movies that are available (for free!) online. None of these videos are screamers, so no need to worry about that. Enjoy!

VIDEOS

Dining Room (There Is Nothing) 

Bedfellows 

Show Me 

Marble Hornets 

The Wyoming Incident 

Quality Meats 

Mr. East Loves Mom 

I Feel Fantastic 

F.A.C.E. 

The Peanut Vendor 

None 

Banned Children’s Cartoon 

You Will Never Find Me 

Rubber Johnny 

No Through Road 

No Through Road 2 

No Through Road 3 

Mr. Welldone 

Still Life 

Fallen Angel Footage 

Demon Recording

Ансамбль Христа Спасителя и Мать Сыра Земля 

Olivier de Sagazan 

Suicide Mouse 

Exorcism of Anneliese Michel 

Creepy Voicemail Audio 

Ricardo Lopez: Bjork Stalker Final Hour (*Suicide trigger warning for the last minute**)  

Elisa Lam 

Agmemnon Counterpart 

Numbers Station Swedish Rhapsody 

Don’t Move 

Doll Face 

Max Headroom Incident 

Bowler Hat Man 

Moving Doll 

Polydeus 

10 Polina 

Door 17 

Mr. Jingles 

The Separation  

Girl in the Mirror 

Birth of the Santa Nalga 

Lost 

Dog of Man 

MOM  

HORROR MOVIES

The Exorcist 

Saw 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

The Uninvited 

Insidious, 2 

The Poughkeepsie Tapes 

Halloween (1978) 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

Halloween (2007)

Hellraiser, II, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Silent Hill 

The Strangers

The Blair Witch Project 

Poltergeist

Evil Dead (1981) 

Evil Dead 2 

Evil Dead (2013) 

The Ward

Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

A Nightmare on Elm Street, 2, 3, 4, 5

Freddy vs. Jason

Friday the 13th

Friday the 13th: Part II

Friday the 13th: Part III

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter

The Conjuring 

The Ring, 2 

Shutter 

The Shining

The Last Exorcism 

The Grudge, 2, 3 

The Possession 

The Haunting in Connecticut

Hostel, 2, 3

The Hills Have Eyes 

The Fly 

Contracted 

The Fourth Kind

Wer 

Chained 

Apartment 143 

The Taking 

Mama 

Maniac 

The Bay 

The Cohasset Snuff Film 

Paranormal Activity 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Sinister 

The Death of April 

Grave Encounters, 2 

V/H/S, 2 

The Tortured 

The House of the Devil 

Silence of the Lambs

[sixpenceee]

perfection

[jeanesseintes]

Well bedfellows IS a screamer so i almost pissed myself but other than that…