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pixel skylines
oozey mess
hello vonnie
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
One Nice Bug Per Day
if i look back, i am lost
Discoholic 🪩
gracie abrams
@theartofmadeline
shark vs the universe
PR's Tumblrdome
Sade Olutola
Origami Around
Noah Kahan
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
cherry valley forever
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@jedi-master-butterfield
Hey there, folks! I don't come on ye old Tumblr these days, but I wanted to post up a brief life update. I GOT ENGAGED! I proposed to the love of my life at the final day of King Richard's Faire this year! She wanted to tie a wish string up in the Fairy Circle and it seemed like the perfect moment. She ugly cried instantly.
#Anakin Skywalker + Flashbacks
from here
“May I?” “You may.”
I saw this last month on twitter and took a screenshot! Heres an addition
Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS
huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever
Swords r the most powerful weapon. Guns? Just hit the bullets like in baseball
this is how Star Wars works
Ok so the thing about reading like books which are "predictable" is that I, a story enjoyer, go completely bonkers about it bc its like Enrichment in my Enclosure. A scene parallels another earlier scene between different characters thus serving to highlight the differences in their views and priorities???? A line makes me think "hmmm I bet that's gonna be relevant later" ends up being relevant later????? I am a tiger chewing ice cubes out of a pumpkin. I'm so so happy. Please foreshadow more things. Throw the completely anticipateable plot beats at me like catnip mousies!!!!!
YEAH!!!!!!
When I see a rifle on the wall, I want to see that rifle being fired! I'm literally on the sidelines shouting "Chekov! The gun! Get the gun, Chekov!"
hot singles with empty blogs in your area won't stop following you! you can't block them fast enough! it's too late! they have taken the bridge and the second hall. we have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. the ground shakes... drums. drums in the deep. we cannot get out. a shadow moves in the dark... we cannot get out. they are coming.
I mean, that's how we got Star Wars!
*lets out an evil laugh despite having just done something objectively nice*
when I was very young my mother told me "they're going to try and teach you that we came from monkeys but that's not true and you shouldn't listen to them because we were made from god" and she was my mom and I was like 7, so I pretty much just went "okay, noted, anyway"
anyway like 2 years later evolution comes up in class and one of my classmates goes "is this the we evolved from monkeys thing?"
and I'm on Red Alert. this is what my mom told me about!
the teacher replies, "well, we share a common ancestor, but we didn't evolve directly from apes. if you go back way before apes or people existed, you'll find a different third thing we both came from. we know this because of things like fossils"
and I was like whoo! dodged a bullet there, good thing my 4th grade science class isn't trying to teach us we came from monkeys and instead figured stuff out using fossils and taught us that instead :)
Instructions Unclear, Ended Up Believing In Evolution Anyway
No, no it isn’t.
this gif is perfectly timed because it gives you enough time to read it, comprehend it, and still have this too-long-for-comfort moment of suspense before being punched square in the solar plexus
if someone doesn’t hold me tenderly soon i’m going to burst into flames
executive function
I don't even know how to feel about these
Unlike billionaires, pickpockets often recognize they have a lot in common with the potential victims of their crime.
This reminds me of Rhys Nicholson the comedian who got mugged and the mugger said "I promise this isn't a hate crime, my sister is a lesbian im pro gay rights"
