laughs in hidden

Deqa, Somali-Canadian, 19

[pleasestopandrew]

What do you do

[neopoints]

take the Dad out for a date instead

[conversationwithdeadpeople]

It’s 5am and this is the post that made me decide to turn off my phone and go to sleep

[stevebuckythyla]

@jedifinndameron

[dstrybys]

the phantom: sing for me my angel of music!!!

9 year old me honestly believing i had both the vocal range and operatic stylings of miss christine daaé:

[ftafp]

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

[disenfranchisedchads]

He’s Ye Olde Florida Man

[brunhiddensmusings]

‘ye olde florida man’ is actually way closer then it has any right to be and that scares me

[canaryinacoolmine]

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE!!!

And they call him… they call him

Tiny Husbun

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[sobeitjay2]

[hashtagloveloses]

So lately there’s been a lot of scary things happening in media (journalism is dying and there’s huge media layoffs, Amazon, Disney and Netflix are taking over everything, etc). I want everyone to remember how truly amazing and unique AO3 is and the sheer amount of organization and work it takes for it to be independent - many of you on here are young and may not know how much it changed being a fan. Read your history.

[jupiterjonas-deactivated2019101]

Activision Blizzard just fired 800 Employees even though they had another record breaking year

EAT THE RICH

Or at least

[leafo-flameo]

“My battery is low and it is getting dark” weren’t Oppy’s literal last words, her last message to earth was a readout of her battery power and light sensor readings, something that I think is nonetheless sad. But what I find astounding is we’ve translated that last message into language that is so poetic and humane, and IMO that speaks powerfully of the lengths that human empathy can reach. I really think that says something beautiful, and I need to go hug my Roomba.

[imposterogers]

thor: why are you sad?

bruce, a science nerd, sniffling: it’s kinda stupid but the mars rover oppy got dust on its solar panels and it might be damaged and nasa declared it dead :(

thor, also a science nerd, mentally calculating how long it takes to get to mars: I’ll be back

[marveladdicts]

[munchroome]

[greelin]

“how many times have you even watched that movie”

[hymnsofheresy]

i just woke up from a dream where i was being interrogated by a bunch of people asking me if “furbies are kosher” firstly…. im not jewish. secondly……..what the fuck

[hymnsofheresy]

please stop sending me asks pertaining to the kosher status of furbies. i really do not know. this was just a manifestation of my subconscious. im assuming that they are not kosher because furbies aren’t even food. but who knows! ask a rabbi, if you must. 

[natashatroyka-deactivated201902]

Jew here! Furbies are actually worse than unkosher–they are not permissible as food, even for gentiles. This is because the Torah teaches that it is forbidden for any human to eat the meat of an animal that is still alive, and the Furby cannot die.

[hymnsofheresy]

hi this is the most ominous description of a furby i have ever heard

[lesbiantennas]

top tier: mario and luigi being good brothers

god tier: mario and being good brothers AND engaging in Sibling Culture™

[lesbiantennas]

luigi: hey do we have any milk left

mario: oh i drank the last of it

luigi:

mario:

luigi: foolish of you to think you can keep on containing my power. you’ll pay dearly for your milk-stealing crimes soon enough

mario: and who’s going to stop me?? you and your bones lacking in calcium? The milk police?? god??? I have to laugh

[lesbiantennas]

you guys know exactly what’s up

[spitblaze]

Its 2019 and we have colored text, why arent we highlighting random nouns to make our text look like video game dialogue? If we aren’t pretending to be NPCs we aren’t truly living.

[oppositionresearch]

Remember to use your highlighted text to indicate important gameplay elements to the player. This should take the form of random nouns and verbs.

Now you try! Add content to this post.

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

My crops have withered, won’t you help me?

[yes] [no]

Oh, thank you! I need you to kill God.

[atjeonjungkook]