Jell-Mellow @jell-mello - Tumblr Blog

Hey kids! Don't smoke. Just don't do it. It affects your body in the worst ways possible, even if you never get cancer.

Hey kids who smoke! You are still fucking worthy of love, dignity and respect and anyone who mistreats you because of your addiction alone is a fucking cop.

drifterslittlemuffin

Dude the shitty ai destiny 2 post the white house made on Twitter is pissing me tf off but since I dont have Twitter I need SOMEONE to retweet it with that gif of Saint and Osiris kissing please it would be so fucking funny

destiny2-names

The. The what

destiny2-names

What the hell...?

Ewwwww

destiny2-names

O14 eyebleach

fuckyeahchinesefashion

OP: This is the first time I've seen the Yellow River's sediment discharge with my own eyes.

jingyuanyuan

There's a Chinese meme that the Yellow River doesn't need rituals to present sacrifices because if it's hungry it'll come onto the shore and eat the sacrifices itself.

asmuchasidliketo

#some netizens also say chinese people like unification because only a powerful unified dynasty can survive the yellow river and sometimes #also the chang jiang when they decide to flood and change directions and kill and displace millions #also only large dynasties have the resources to do hydroengineering to try and control the yellow river #yellow river be like: if you don't hydroengineer you die #but if you do you might also die heehee #“we call these our mother rivers not because they are gentle but because we are too scared” tags on above post

(source: Wikipedia)

setnet

@mikkeneko

alterac

what in the

oh my god??

cryoverkiltmilk

People talk about how the Great Lakes are deadly because they are uncaring, but the Yellow River is literally out to get everyone.

brinconvenient

The Great Lakes are uncaring, don't care whether you live or die, ambivalent, pay no attention to you.

The Yellow River cares. Deeply. About you, specifically. And your death. And being the cause of it. It notices you and your intentions. You've been warned. Exercise your hubris accordingly.

bombsights

and this is why baseball is the best sport (see also: these baseball sidequests)

wowwforever

how could you post all this and not include that Matt Hilton (bee guy) got a baseball card out of this event

orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

torture getting reliable information out of people

knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour

jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact

calling the police to deescalate a situation

rafting your way off a desert island

correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes

effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else

ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences

heterosexual cowboy

orcboxer

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

memewhore

2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241

Woman murders man in broad daylight

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beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

drtanner

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

cholerascum

fuck the 4th of July, fuck America, fuck anyone who defends it.

destiny2-names

The sun is hot, the pavement bakes

The Tower's paint peels off in flakes

I bet that I could cook an egg

Upon Zavala's shiny head

sceptixfakemon

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

sceptixfakemon

im never leaving this hellsite

sceptixfakemon

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

sceptixfakemon

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

dramatic-dolphin

i love declining birth rates 🥰 "what a horrible problem! society will collapse!" oopsie it looks like you're gonna have to make having children worth it 😊 teehee you're gonna have to improve society in order to fix this problem, or it will all collapse. oh noooooo. how horrible. :3c

weirdthingifoundonline

appendingfic

"Society needs to extract all wealth from the next generation and then expect them to create enough replacement workers so they can do the same thing-"

you're describing a pyramid scheme