Your Lord And 1000% Heterosexual Savior

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

[imjunebitch]

rare aesthetic: so many trans friends I almost posted smth containing the words "girl period"

[jesis-chringleberry]

Someone just told me about the Omegaverse. I think we need another flood.

[puppydaughter]

having kinks is so embarrassing like sorry I told you I wanna fuck a big scary demon, I played pretend as a kid and Came Back Wrong

[pukicho]

THE BEAN RESIDUALS IN MY PLATE CREATED A PERFECT SPIRAL GALAXY

[jesis-chringleberry]

What if the universe is just bean residue on a plate?

[jesis-chringleberry]

Not sure what MLM means can someone explain?

[jesis-chringleberry]

Dad just came up with a new punishment for sinners. Idk if it's too mean or not

[jesis-chringleberry]

Just figured out gay people exist? Like what? Why? Someone explain "being gay" to me.

I'm reborn and suddenly men are kissing

[jesis-chringleberry]

This blog will now be entirely in character. Disregard everything out of character

[catmask]

i love deltarune for a lot of reasons but i think a great one is that every gay group of kids looks just like that

[catmask]

t rex girl, sweet boy, nonbinary kid going through the 7th layer of mental illness multiverse hell, honors student with childhood trauma, berdly

[robogrind]

im graphing him out and analysing him like a kind of bacteria

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I think more media should narratively punish parents for not listening to their kids and specifically I think it should punish them in cruel and terrifying ways. I want real life parents to go through life with a healthy fear that if they ignore their children's boundaries a witch might cook and eat them

[byjove]

I hate the gymbro side of the internet because a lot of it is extremely toxic but I once saw a gymbro meme that was like “befriending the local trans guy so I can steal his testosterone” and I think that’s hilarious and a great plot idea for a movie. Deeply unhappy bigoted red pill meathead gym rat starts trying to befriend a trans man to steal his testosterone and ends up genuinely clicking with him and going on a journey of self discovery that either ends in the protag realizing he’s gay and in love with his friend or transitioning to a woman.

[olistar255]

everyone asking who the Knight is and forget to ask how the knight is

[veryconfusedghoest]

Holy shit you may be on to something

[redstonedust]

it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.

[blue-bonanza]

mom i can’t go to school today it’s a national holiday

[arcade-confetti]

FIVE YEARS AT FREDDY’S

FIVE YEARS AT FREDDY’S

FIVE YEARS AT FREDDY’S

[arcade-confetti]

10 YEARS AT FREDDY'S🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[hadal-blacksite-system-deactiva]

TEN YEARS AT FREDDY’S!!

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Stop the Pizzeria I Want to Get Off

You’ve survived over 3,600 nights at Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria. Also you’re fired for being stanky.

[itsapmseymour]

PM, can you please explain why Cyana is hitting my eye like a big pizza pie?

That’s called Amore